{"topics":[{"id":"54266156636872567b0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542660b36368720700750000#post_542660b36368720700750000\r\nI'm still awake.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5426626663687255ee2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God damnit hyrule warriors\r\nApparently the master swords true power can only be unlocked by one who truly understands friendship\r\nGod damnit\r\nZelda was one of the few fantasy series that didn't go down this path\r\nGod damnit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542664aa63687253357b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finished episode 36 of Kamen rider Ryuki, This show is Dark in the best way. (Having Actual mature themes and stuff rather than loledge)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542667c06368726706aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426626663687255ee2b0100#post_5426626663687255ee2b0100\r\noh dear.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54266c786368727c835c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im coming trough, thought you knew, fuck if you didint, FUCK YOU\r\n\r\nim still awake cause i force my body to afterhours to play payday 2","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54268325636872789c240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54266c786368727c835c0100#post_54266c786368727c835c0100\r\nI would enjoy payday but I prefer eating dirt for nourishment in an atomic wasteland.\r\nFighting off hulking monstrosities, people, mutated insects and arachnids, and ghouls.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5426933a6368722b3e7a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542656336368720958540100#post_542656336368720958540100\r\n...I like hocus pocus more than paranorman...\r\nNot more than coraline though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5426e62f6368725151910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I HAVE BEEN AWAKENED!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426e6a763687210a5670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e62f6368725151910000#post_5426e62f6368725151910000\r\nI knew burning that \"goat\" alive on the altar would work!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5426e7746368727f82970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e6a763687210a5670100#post_5426e6a763687210a5670100\r\nWas it an actual goat or was it not a goat at all?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426e7b6636872741c7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e7746368727f82970100#post_5426e7746368727f82970100\r\nI can certainly say that once I was done there was no way to tell the difference!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5426e8316368720140970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e7b6636872741c7e0000#post_5426e7b6636872741c7e0000\r\nAaaahhhhh.\r\nWell could you be a little less _messy_ about it next time? Like get a full-sized tarp and not that tiny one you like to use.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426e8cd63687216c0b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e8316368720140970100#post_5426e8316368720140970100\r\nGimme a break, I'm not made of money! A nice, big tarp is hella expensive.\r\n\r\nBesides, the smoke damage was really the worst part of the whole thing. I think I'm finally starting to understand why my neighbors hate me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5426e9276368724d4dd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426e8cd63687216c0b30000#post_5426e8cd63687216c0b30000\r\nWell that would make sense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426eb06636872397d3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Protip kids. Don't drink a full bottle of cola before bed. I had the worst heart-burn last night.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426ec2f6368722d3bef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426eb06636872397d3c0000#post_5426eb06636872397d3c0000\r\nBeen there.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5426edec6368727c0dbd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to be watching the rest of Ryuki today. (13 episodes to go)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5426f2dd6368723f1ebb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426eb06636872397d3c0000#post_5426eb06636872397d3c0000\r\nHa! And that's why I never drink Soda!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426edec6368727c0dbd0000#post_5426edec6368727c0dbd0000\r\nYou're getting through this series at the speed of sound. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5426f3a163687209f2670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426eb06636872397d3c0000#post_5426eb06636872397d3c0000\r\nI usually just gotta empty my bladder whenever that happens.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5426f56663687278e6300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just did dishes.\r\nHave told you guys how much I love housework? Any excuse to spend 10 minutes singing and dancing a little is alright by me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426f6ef63687209f2d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426f56663687278e6300000#post_5426f56663687278e6300000\r\nCan you clean my house\r\nI don't want to\r\nI just wanna waste time on derpi and play vidya","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5426f75c6368727fc0490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426f6ef63687209f2d10000#post_5426f6ef63687209f2d10000\r\nAs much as I love housework I'm not doing yours for you.\r\nI'm not your waifu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426f7f96368726274460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426f75c6368727fc0490100#post_5426f75c6368727fc0490100\r\nBut I'm laaaaaaazyyyyyyyyyyy\r\n:<","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5426f87b63687277b32e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426f7f96368726274460100#post_5426f7f96368726274460100\r\nYour point?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5426f8e463687223e0410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5426f87b63687277b32e0100#post_5426f87b63687277b32e0100\r\nI'm too lazy to think of one. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}