{"topics":[{"id":"53acc0ed636872297f4c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc0d9636872296a870200#post_53acc0d9636872296a870200\r\nunhelpful. For shame.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53acc123636872293aae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc0ed636872297f4c0200#post_53acc0ed636872297f4c0200\r\nShe's both.\r\nIn a round about way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acc1826368722b51140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc123636872293aae0100#post_53acc123636872293aae0100\r\nI gotcha. I figured that's what you meant but I enjoy chastising people for traits I have.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53acc1b363687247a5e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acbfb06368722accaa0100#post_53acbfb06368722accaa0100\r\nI'm starting to realize what seems to be the main cause of why we're as a whole almost across the board wrong about everything is we spend too much time essentially overthinking things and trying to find some intrinsic moral lesson in everything.\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy let's say you give five dollars to a homeless person; chances are you're probably going to spend five minutes thinking on it and whether or not he's going to spend it on booze or actually spend it on food and whether or not you should have given him money, but in reality all you did was you gave money cause you felt like it.\r\n\r\nEssentially people need to stop writing 2000 pages essays on the morality of giving money and realize that giving money is simple in that \"I felt like giving money cause I wanted to help them\" instead of some grand journey into the world about vanquishing your inner greed or something like that.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53acc1ba63687234c3d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acbfb06368722accaa0100#post_53acbfb06368722accaa0100\r\nI can understand that for several reasons.\r\n\r\n1. The hybrid dinosaur.\r\n2. The tamed dinosaurs.\r\n3. The cheesy photos.\r\n4. The director has only worked on an indie film before.\r\n5. Very similar plot to the first film (kids, holiday at new park, park gets sabotaged, etc).\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc2276368722b93380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hopsin was an extra in a porno movie, but ended up leaving before getting paid.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acc28b6368722c1ea90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc2276368722b93380200#post_53acc2276368722b93380200\r\nSpeaking of porno movies, the name of the JW hybrid dinosaur (D. rex) sounds like something I would name my penis.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc2b56368723473440200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc28b6368722c1ea90200#post_53acc28b6368722c1ea90200\r\nDon't name your penis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acc362636872297fb70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc2b56368723473440200#post_53acc2b56368723473440200\r\nWhy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc37f636872325a670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc362636872297fb70200#post_53acc362636872297fb70200\r\nJust don't","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acc38d6368722b937b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc2b56368723473440200#post_53acc2b56368723473440200\r\n\r\nwhat do you call a woman that loves small dicks?\r\n\r\nhopefully your girlfriend.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acc39a63687237341e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc28b6368722c1ea90200#post_53acc28b6368722c1ea90200\r\nWhat Squiggy said. No one fucking names their junk unless they're really goddamn desperate.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acc3c963687234a54f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc362636872297fb70200#post_53acc362636872297fb70200\r\nYou will look like the biggest ass-hat in the universe.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acc47763687247a5480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"_Saving Private Ryan_ is a liberal movie.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69569 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc4b363687268b7010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hopsin did a collab song in which ron jeremy itself does the intro, and mentions his name\r\n\r\ntfw ron jeremy will never say your name.\r\n\r\nhopsin even held his 12 inch\r\n\r\n!http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/8963f950c12b214435e8893c0bab5b7a/1336603.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acc58c63687229ddb20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Last night I dreamed about two kittens cuddling and sleeping with two mice.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc59f63687229ddb90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc47763687247a5480200#post_53acc47763687247a5480200\r\nThere is so much wrong there that I don't even fucking know where to start.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acc6406368722a93390300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Moses was a Christian.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60963 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc7da6368722c1e6d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/nG5SC.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc8116368722c1e700300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Completely out of fucking nowhere random question time:\r\nYou arrive in the dream fantasy world of your favorite franchise and everything is exactly the way you like it.  The catch is you teleport right into the antagonist's home base right in front of them and they are aware of you; how fucked are you?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53acc86163687234c3ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the reason why 50 cent voice is kind of nasal is because one of those 9 bullets landed in his mouth.\r\n\r\nyet thanks to that voice is how he became famous.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acc8a56368722998dd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc8116368722c1e700300#post_53acc8116368722c1e700300\r\n\r\nincredibly. because the antagonist consist of multiple people with dangerous weapons.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acc8b56368722b93230300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc8116368722c1e700300#post_53acc8116368722c1e700300\r\nWell that would be the world inside the TV from Persona 4. So I'm assuming I would show up on the Midnight Channel first. I would go through some weird identity crisis and then be saved by Brotagonist.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acc93f63687229f69a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Rea3mab.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acc9ca63687237342f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc93f63687229f69a0300#post_53acc93f63687229f69a0300\r\nThat's a-goddamn-dorable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}