{"topics":[{"id":"5568d3dc636872784e7d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d36d63687224f2880b00#post_5568d36d63687224f2880b00\r\nMy granddad paid for it I just have to pay him back next chance I get.\r\nI also got soap this morning.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568d49163687259b0780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d3dc636872784e7d0600#post_5568d3dc636872784e7d0600\r\nWhat an awesome Grandpa!\r\n\r\nAlso, ~You gonna need that soap to clean up the mess you make~\r\n\r\n-Take that anyway you want-","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5568d539636872297b880e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d49163687259b0780200#post_5568d49163687259b0780200\r\nI feel bad though because Splatoon is gonna cut into my Persona time really badly. But it's so much fun!\r\nAnd the online play is fucking smooth.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568d60863687259b0f20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My DC post now has over 100 notes.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568d635636872132c931300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning guys","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5568d6ab636872297b751100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d635636872132c931300#post_5568d635636872132c931300\r\nGood Afternoon to you too.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5568d6d5636872132c0a1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d635636872132c931300#post_5568d635636872132c931300\r\nI am now a squid.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568d70f636872132c971500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d6d5636872132c0a1500#post_5568d6d5636872132c0a1500\r\nMorning SquiddyBomb","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5568d718636872132caa1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d6d5636872132c0a1500#post_5568d6d5636872132c0a1500\r\nAnd a kid now","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5568d7ac636872784e140f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/518893dafe35a85298eb97ca36328d28/tumblr_np48dzcymy1u69el1o1_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568d7c8636872784e5c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d6d5636872132c0a1500#post_5568d6d5636872132c0a1500\r\nYes! I'm fucking super happy to hear the Online is still smooth!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568d60863687259b0f20400#post_5568d60863687259b0f20400\r\nNice! ~My post usually never get that many notes at all~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5568d81363687278d3090f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So now that the full game is out, how stable is the online?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5568dacb636872297b851a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"FOR SERAPHIMDAWN!\":https://twitter.com/europeshistory/status/604385534396502016","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5568e40d63687230e3b00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got Splatoon \r\nAnd place had a deal that I get a pro controller half price with Splatoon ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5568e4e66368720ec4340c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"At the place\r\nDid some shopping\r\nHad some moonshine samples\r\nIt turns out I kinda like rye\r\nFound a knockoff transformer of s black bear\r\nDying of exhaustion and dehydration","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5568e53d636872297b4b3200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568afab6368726836c64d00#post_5568afab6368726836c64d00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568ae466368720295860800#post_5568ae466368720295860800\r\nWhen will you have access?[/bq]\r\nMonday at latest\r\nThen splats","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5568e5436368725f458a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uncontrollable dong expansion","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5568e5616368725f45b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WTF Why is NHL 2015 $70\r\nWhat sports game is worth that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5568e71a6368724a18101d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who here hasn't watched Kung Fury? (\"Watch it.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568f13e636872297bba4e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just found a thing online that gathers news headlines and smashes them together. Most just sound like the incoherent ramblings of a crazy person, but I've gotten a few gems.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5568f85463687230e3103400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The squid is in the system!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5568f8ed636872297b096000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568e5616368725f45b20100#post_5568e5616368725f45b20100\r\nEA SPORTS:Give us your money","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5568fb606368727d19dd0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568f13e636872297bba4e00#post_5568f13e636872297bba4e00\r\nThis is my favorite headline that I generated, but sadly, I didn't get to save it:\r\n\"Magnitude 6.0 Earthquake Strikes California's Bay Area Whorehouses\"\r\n","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5568fb6e6368727d19fe0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would pay money to see something involving Batman and Saitama working on a case together. (With Batman doing his usual thing, And Saitama being himself)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568fb9d636872532aec1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Isn't Splatoon out now?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}