{"topics":[{"id":"55a311f963687224d20005c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #1ABE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3119c63687246b5001725#post_55a3119c63687246b5001725\r\n\r\n>Family friendly...\r\n\r\nDID SHE EVEN READ THE SYNOPSIS?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a312296368721fd9000185","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shigeru Miyamoto is only _temporarily_ stepping in as president","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55a3122c6368721fd900018b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a311f963687224d20005c8#post_55a311f963687224d20005c8\r\nIt's the sadness channel ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a31231636872523a001f03","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #1ABE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3119c63687246b5001725#post_55a3119c63687246b5001725\r\nYou shouldn't have said anything. It would have been hilarious.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55a3123d63687246b5001834","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #1ABE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3119c63687246b5001725#post_55a3119c63687246b5001725\r\nReally.\r\nIs there ANYONE in your family that aren't idiots?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a31246636872762f000d11","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a311c1636872762f000c4e#post_55a311c1636872762f000c4e\r\nWell, that's too bad.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a3126063687246b500186f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For youu faggots who live in that there thingy where it says enh and mdt\r\n\r\n!http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/day2otlk_1730.gif?1436750339660!\r\n\r\n\r\n...UPPER MIDWEST/OH VALLEY/CNTRL APPALACHIAN MTNS...\r\n   A POSITIVELY-TILTED UPPER-LEVEL TROUGH IS FORECAST TO MOVE SEWD FROM\r\n   THE NRN PLAINS INTO THE UPPER MS VALLEY ON MONDAY. AT THE SFC...A\r\n   MOIST AXIS SHOULD BE IN PLACE FROM THE LOWER OH VALLEY NWD INTO THE\r\n   UPPER MS VALLEY...ALONG WHICH MODERATE INSTABILITY SHOULD DEVELOP BY\r\n   MIDDAY. A COUPLE CLUSTERS OF THUNDERSTORMS COULD BE ONGOING MONDAY\r\n   MORNING ALONG A GRADIENT OF INSTABILITY FROM ERN WI SSEWD ACROSS\r\n   LAKE MI INTO IND WHERE AN ISOLATED WIND DAMAGE THREAT WILL BE\r\n   POSSIBLE. AS SFC TEMPS WARM...AN AXIS OF STRONG INSTABILITY IS\r\n   FORECAST TO DEVELOP ACROSS THE MID-MS VALLEY AND LOWER OH VALLEY\r\n   EXTENDING NWD INTO WI. SFC-BASED THUNDERSTORMS APPEAR MOST LIKELY TO\r\n   INITIATE AT THE NRN END OF THE STRONGEST INSTABILITY ACROSS SRN WI\r\n   DURING THE LATE AFTERNOON. THIS CONVECTION IS FORECAST TO EXPAND IN\r\n   COVERAGE AND RAPIDLY INTENSIFY...MOVING SSEWD ACROSS THE CHICAGO\r\n   METRO EVENTUALLY REACHING INDIANAPOLIS IND DURING THE EVENING. *DUE\r\n   TO STRONG INSTABILITY AND FAVORABLE DEEP-LAYER SHEAR PROFILES...A\r\n   SIGNIFICANT SEVERE WEATHER EVENT SEEMS PROBABLE FROM NERN IL SSEWD\r\n   ACROSS IND INTO NRN KY FROM LATE MONDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE\r\n   EVENING.*\r\n","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a312766368721fd90001ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #1ABE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3119c63687246b5001725#post_55a3119c63687246b5001725\r\npleaseif she ever does change her mind and watch it, take pictures of her reacting to it, itll be hilarious","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a312846368720daf001bd5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312296368721fd9000185#post_55a312296368721fd9000185\r\nBut he's Shigeru Miyamoto.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a312996368720daf001bec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3122c6368721fd900018b#post_55a3122c6368721fd900018b\r\n\r\nNow it will be the dungeon channel","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a3129a63687246b50018bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3126063687246b500186f#post_55a3126063687246b500186f\r\nglad to be in Canada right now","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a312b66368721f3a000277","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3126063687246b500186f#post_55a3126063687246b500186f\r\nWell, it covers part of Massachusetts, but not the part I'm in.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a312be636872762f000d9e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I had a weapon and it came into life, I want it to be moe.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a312f0636872762f000dcf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312be636872762f000d9e#post_55a312be636872762f000d9e\r\n\r\nSo you want to be in Soul Eater pretty much","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a312f66368724ad700118e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31231636872523a001f03#post_55a31231636872523a001f03\r\nI almost didn't, but my shear look at disbelief when she said \"I'm going to watch fifty shades of grey next\" caught my by such surprise my face went:\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/oSLxPXE38BTYA/giphy.gif!\r\nAnd she was wondering why I was shocked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a312fd6368721fd9000263","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312b66368721f3a000277#post_55a312b66368721f3a000277\r\nThat's TSTM","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55a312fe6368720daf001c82","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312b66368721f3a000277#post_55a312b66368721f3a000277\r\nthank goodness for that","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a313296368721fd9000298","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312be636872762f000d9e#post_55a312be636872762f000d9e\r\nPlease don't. We'll die from the cuteness. And all the Ehhhhhhhhs.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a313306368720daf001cca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312f66368724ad700118e#post_55a312f66368724ad700118e\r\n\r\nProper reaction was: Have fun Ma!\r\n\r\nWait a couple hours and have her yell \"YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a3133e636872762f000e31","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312b66368721f3a000277#post_55a312b66368721f3a000277\r\nthe very light green just means general/non-severe tstorms","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a3135a6368721f3a000335","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312f0636872762f000dcf#post_55a312f0636872762f000dcf\r\nAside from NOT!, it's more Tim Burton than moe.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a31369636872523a002103","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://viralandscdn.net/posts/1f567/image-fF2xV41f.jpg!\r\n@I wanna ride an ostrich@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a3136d6368721fd90002f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a312f66368724ad700118e#post_55a312f66368724ad700118e\r\nthe BDSM community actually protested on that movies release, saw pictures of it before, not too sure if it was real though.","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a3138c6368720daf001d5a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31369636872523a002103#post_55a31369636872523a002103\r\nI wanna be Godzilla.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a313996368720daf001d69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3133e636872762f000e31#post_55a3133e636872762f000e31\r\nNo, I'm in the white part.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}