{"topics":[{"id":"53507def6368726e07020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507db96368724c07650200#post_53507db96368724c07650200\r\nAll porn is illegal. ALL OF IT! So much for freedom.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53507e356368724c1e080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507d296368722546ae0000#post_53507d296368722546ae0000\r\nThe sad thing is that's the best way to gauge it cause if you start asking in a lot of countries about freedom chances are you're going to get visited by some nice people in black uniforms and ski masks politely asking you to face the wall and then they nicely \"pop\" your neck.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53507e616368726d371b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507d296368722546ae0000#post_53507d296368722546ae0000\r\nIt's not so bad in southern Finland. \r\n\r\nPlus we have some delightful weirdness to make up for it\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/finnish_sauna.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53507f006368726caee00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507e616368726d371b0000#post_53507e616368726d371b0000\r\nWha....but.....HUH?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53507fad6368726199ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507e616368726d371b0000#post_53507e616368726d371b0000\r\nI would go insane in a country where porn is illegal. Instead I want to live somewhere that is the exact opposite, a place that is very open-minded and porn is not evil.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5350815563687211c0c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507fad6368726199ea0000#post_53507fad6368726199ea0000\r\nYou'll want Finland then. Or scandinavia, Sweden for example is one of the most open-minded countries there are.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507f006368726caee00200#post_53507f006368726caee00200\r\nI could explain that thing, but it would only take away from its beauty.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"535081796368725a20020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507fad6368726199ea0000#post_53507fad6368726199ea0000\r\n\r\n> Freedom\r\n> A place that is very open-minded and porn is not evil.\r\n\r\nDude... the only way is seaching fot anothe planet.\r\n\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5350817f6368722fe90c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The one thing that the usa does have going for it though is:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/521/c1c.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535081ff63687218d5520300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350817f6368722fe90c0300#post_5350817f6368722fe90c0300\r\nWait they don't have Gushers in other countries?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350824b6368727b4e280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535081ff63687218d5520300#post_535081ff63687218d5520300\r\nNope.\r\n\r\nGushers are awesome and I feel legitimately sorry for anyone that has never tasted one.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350831c6368722e06ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350824b6368727b4e280100#post_5350824b6368727b4e280100\r\nA moment of silence for our Gusherless brothers and sister.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350833263687211d93f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350824b6368727b4e280100#post_5350824b6368727b4e280100\r\nI would actually like to live in country that's more concerned with the quality of it's food than the US. Not having junk food may sound like a bad thing but it also means the country and it's people have high standards for good food which means it's easy to get.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5350834f6368722e060d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350824b6368727b4e280100#post_5350824b6368727b4e280100\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350831c6368722e06ec0000#post_5350831c6368722e06ec0000\r\n\r\nFirst time I hear about Gushers... is bad, isn't?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5350837763687211d9520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350824b6368727b4e280100#post_5350824b6368727b4e280100\r\nThere is one positive to living in the south.\r\n!http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20110504-cheerwine.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535083ed6368723e64080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350837763687211d9520100#post_5350837763687211d9520100\r\n\r\nNever hear of it :/","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5350840c636872742f1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350834f6368722e060d0100#post_5350834f6368722e060d0100\r\nNah, gushers are awesome.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535084886368723e4d910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535083ed6368723e64080100#post_535083ed6368723e64080100\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350837763687211d9520100#post_5350837763687211d9520100\r\n\r\nNever hear of it :/[/bq]\r\nA moment of silence for gizoid101\r\n*amazing grace starts playing.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535084896368725a206d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535083ed6368723e64080100#post_535083ed6368723e64080100\r\nDUUUUUUUDE Cheerwine is delicious.\r\nIt's cherry soda!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53508516636872118e9b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535084886368723e4d910100#post_535084886368723e4d910100\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535084896368725a206d0300#post_535084896368725a206d0300\r\n\r\nI can only say that USA have the \"best\" things.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53508589636872519a8b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53508516636872118e9b0200#post_53508516636872118e9b0200\r\nWell for every awesome thing we have like 5 terrible things.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535086876368722011590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53508516636872118e9b0200#post_53508516636872118e9b0200\r\nOther countries make fun of the usa for being so fat, but can you exactly blame us?  Walking into a grocery store or a gas station and passing by the candy section is like walking into willy wonka's factory.  The walmart in the next city over has ten aisles to candy.\r\n\r\nCome with me and you'll be\r\nIn a world of pure imagination\r\nTake a look and you'll see\r\nInto your imagination\r\n\r\nWe'll begin with a spin\r\nTrav'ling in the world of my creation\r\nWhat we'll see will defy\r\nExplanation","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350882d63687211d9b00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535086876368722011590000#post_535086876368722011590000\r\nOhhh Gene Wilder.\r\nYou are one whimsical bastard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53508a3e6368723e23d00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535086876368722011590000#post_535086876368722011590000\r\nThat's what I mean, there is so much junk food out there that the standards for food here is very low. I can't eat anything from a restaurant because it has some nasty ingredients I don't want.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53508e856368724b3da20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535086876368722011590000#post_535086876368722011590000\r\n\r\nHere where I live, the candies are very few, only chips and sodas are the most sold junk food in my country.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53509051636872719ab10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53507def6368726e07020200#post_53507def6368726e07020200\r\nHoly crap!\r\nHow did such laws pass?\r\nNot even the UK is that extremist.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}