{"topics":[{"id":"549bc9496368724489420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Merry Christmas fellas, though Christmas here started over like 19 hours ago. Still Merry Christmas, and also enjoy the festive holiday of New Year. \r\n\r\nAnd by the way, I was going to ask, but who think Princess Celestia is secretly a very different kind of person when she's alone? I mean when she decides to take a break and just relax she goes and indulges herself with trashy novels and wine, ice cream and a hot tub? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcaa56368721dd8410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bc9496368724489420600#post_549bc9496368724489420600\r\nWell there is always the \"She's the kinky type\" idea that's pretty popular.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcaf66368720a72741700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bc9496368724489420600#post_549bc9496368724489420600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcaa56368721dd8410300#post_549bcaa56368721dd8410300\r\nI always like the Idea of Celestia just being a complete different person when no ones around.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549bcb6063687222fade0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcaa56368721dd8410300#post_549bcaa56368721dd8410300\r\nI don't really mean it like that, I mean is she rather lax when no ones around, with the exclusion of Luna. I mean you can't expect her to be the same person every single day for a thousand years. I expect she's found a clever way to enjoy herself when no one's around. \r\n\r\nLike adjourn the royal court for a day and go off and take a nice bubble bath. Or something. I mean who'd question her? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcb7e63687205f0400f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcb6063687222fade0400#post_549bcb6063687222fade0400\r\nSomeone with REALLY big balls.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcbc9636872196f0f1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcaf66368720a72741700#post_549bcaf66368720a72741700\r\nThat's kinda what I've been trying to say, though not in the sense of acting like Molestia, just being different, I mean she can't constantly be so 'courteous' 24/7. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcc0e6368720910710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcb7e63687205f0400f00#post_549bcb7e63687205f0400f00\r\nXD That may work, or maybe not. Who knows? But seriously, she'd just make an excuse which would seem reasonable and then go off and magically teleport herself to her room and doze the rest of the day off. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcc206368724489b20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HAAAHAAA\r\n\r\nHERE IS A LIL SUMTHIN FOR U BUSTAS\r\n\r\nWHATS UP WITH THAT?\r\nYÁLL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK\r\nWHATS UP WITH THAT?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bcc2e6368725599b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcbc9636872196f0f1700#post_549bcbc9636872196f0f1700\r\nI'd imagine she'd be a bit more playful during her off hours.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcc5c6368721a55790c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcc206368724489b20600#post_549bcc206368724489b20600\r\nListen to \"BABYMETAL\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bccd563687252fb7e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://critterjams.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/viper2.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bccf163687205f07c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcc2e6368725599b10000#post_549bcc2e6368725599b10000\r\nYeah probably, I mean she's got cake, tea, coffee and a whole plethora of things she could enjoy in private, though if she indulged like that, she'd be more round. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcd7e6368723299580a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcc5c6368721a55790c00#post_549bcc5c6368721a55790c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcc206368724489b20600#post_549bcc206368724489b20600\r\nListen to \"BABYMETAL\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw [/bq]\r\n\r\nsquiggy im crying.\r\n\r\nyou made me cry with that ;(","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bcda36368726f46220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh BTW I got this funny piece from a fanfic: \r\n\r\n“Luna tried to rape me in the shower,” Shane noted casually.\r\n“WHAT?!” Luna bellowed in disbelief. “I did NO such thing!”\r\nCelestia’s wings sagged. She was probably a fool for thinking that time spent with her sister and the human would be some sort of respite from the monotony of politics. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bcda36368721a55b50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcd7e6368723299580a00#post_549bcd7e6368723299580a00\r\nYou know you love it slut.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcde26368721de5871500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcda36368721a55b50c00#post_549bcda36368721a55b50c00\r\n\r\nno im crying\r\n\r\nlike crying when you are a kid and you see a car drive over your favorite toy\r\n\r\nit ruined it all...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bce1c6368722df7350400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcde26368721de5871500#post_549bcde26368721de5871500\r\nWhat's so bad about BABYMETAL?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcf036368727084670700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god fomorians are the cutest \r\n!vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/13/Fomor.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/480?cb=20080802231242!\r\nThey're like fuzzy gorons","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bcf3a63687233348e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bce1c6368722df7350400#post_549bce1c6368722df7350400\r\n\r\nit doesnt feel right\r\n\r\nand not like the \"ooooh dirty dirty behavior so wrong but so right\" type off\r\n\r\nmore like seeing a seal fuck a bee.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bcfa06368726f46910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcf036368727084670700#post_549bcf036368727084670700\r\nThe goat face just kills it for me.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcf3a63687233348e0100#post_549bcf3a63687233348e0100\r\nI know it's a bit weird, but it's kind of interesting too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bcfea63687222fa750500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcfa06368726f46910200#post_549bcfa06368726f46910200\r\n\r\nno VIPER THE RAPPER is interesting and weird\r\n\r\nthis is just...off...so off.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd09c6368720f36b90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im sorry if it seems like mean but it feels off...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd0d863687276adc30a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i want group hug and cuddle all you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bd1086368722f040d1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd09c6368720f36b90900#post_549bd09c6368720f36b90900\r\nNaaaaaaaah it's just a difference in taste man.\r\nI appreciate you giving it a shot though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bd1416368720f10560400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know I'm curious but I've been thinking of doing some funny fanfic involving humans and Equestrians, I titled it Pimp My Castle Equestria. Which is pretty much renovating Equine properties with human furnishings and so forth, or building new properties on purchased lands and making them as wacky or awesome as possible. \r\n\r\nI wanted to do one involving Luna's room and turning it into a penthouse for her, and then getting chased off for making it ridiculously flashy. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"}]}