{"topics":[{"id":"538fe76f6368726cc8e10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe6f96368726a5a940400#post_538fe6f96368726a5a940400\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe6826368726ca8130400#post_538fe6826368726ca8130400\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe5876368726ca8dd0300#post_538fe5876368726ca8dd0300\r\nCause Randomosaur is Goku, Gasmask is Krillin, Squiggy is Master Roshi, I call dibs on Vegeta and Twisted is Mr Popo.[/bq]\r\n\r\nDIBS ON NAPPA!![/bq]\r\nGod damn it Nappa.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fe7706368726db34c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7436368726c6b920400#post_538fe7436368726c6b920400\r\nYES!\r\nHe's got these gorgeous green eyes...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fe7966368726dd56e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7706368726db34c0400#post_538fe7706368726db34c0400\r\nWould you say he has.... Special Eyes!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe7b16368726c1b4f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7536368726db3400400#post_538fe7536368726db3400400\r\nAnd we're happy that you're happy. Hope you guys have a good ole time.\r\n\r\nEDIT: I just noticed that numberonepegasus said that exact same thing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fe7ce6368726dd5920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe76f6368726cc8e10400#post_538fe76f6368726cc8e10400\r\n\r\nHey Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7706368726db34c0400#post_538fe7706368726db34c0400\r\n\r\nI'm so happy for you Squiggy. And I'm sorry for Randomasour, he must be jealous","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fe7de6368726dd59b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7536368726db3400400#post_538fe7536368726db3400400\r\nSeriously, who?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe7f16368726cc80c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7b16368726c1b4f0400#post_538fe7b16368726c1b4f0400\r\nIt's like we share the same mined!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe8026368726b2fa20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7de6368726dd59b0400#post_538fe7de6368726dd59b0400\r\nA guy I went on a date with last weekend.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fe8046368726ac10b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe7de6368726dd59b0400#post_538fe7de6368726dd59b0400\r\nThe guy he went on a Date with last week!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe81c6368726cc81f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Apparently, one of the heroes brought a telephone with her, which is awkward when explosions happened everywhere and she still has some bars. Though, I'm just the narrator so that's not really on my resume to talk about. I get paid doing this stuff.*\r\n\r\n*The heroes are now having tea, which tastes terrible, before resuming their battle or if they wish, talk about flying rainbows and underwater UFOs. Which again, I'm not to question.*\r\n\r\n*Though, I am curious. Tell me, young mortal. Who is this man of which you have went on with social interactions approximately 7 days in reverse?*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fe86d6368726b45a30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe8026368726b2fa20500#post_538fe8026368726b2fa20500\r\nIf you had a date with him before, why is it so special that you're doing it again?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe8ae6368726cc84d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe86d6368726b45a30500#post_538fe86d6368726b45a30500\r\nThat was our first date.\r\nThis is the second!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fe8e46368726bf16a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe81c6368726cc81f0500#post_538fe81c6368726cc81f0500\r\nThe tea tastes terrible because I put my piss in it.\r\n\r\nBasically, the tea is actually ground-up tobacco, disinfectant, my piss, a bit of my [spoiler]cum[/spoiler], trans fats and glyphosate, with a single tea leaf in it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe8ed6368726bfd390500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe8ae6368726cc84d0500#post_538fe8ae6368726cc84d0500\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe86d6368726b45a30500#post_538fe86d6368726b45a30500\r\n\r\n\r\nIsn't it cute? Randy is jealous","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe8ed6368726bfd390500#post_538fe8ed6368726bfd390500\r\n...\r\n\r\nI'm not gay.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fea5a6368726ac1d00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500#post_538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500\r\n*Even as the omnipotent narrator, it's hard for me to believe that with that profile picture of yours that showcase the bare back of an insane man. But, I'm just the narrator. I don't question these things.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fea666368726bf1b20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500#post_538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500\r\nYet~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fea7e6368726a5ae00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500#post_538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500\r\n\r\n...i just wanna boogie into some marvin.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fea896368726b2fbe0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500#post_538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500\r\n!http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/wolverine_facepalm.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538feabf6368726bfdf30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fea5a6368726ac1d00400#post_538fea5a6368726ac1d00400\r\nYou make a great Narrator!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538feada6368726bf1e10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What are the chances of me ever getting a girlfriend?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538feaea6368726ca8940500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fea666368726bf1b20500#post_538fea666368726bf1b20500\r\nWatch as the Squiggy stalks his pray waiting for a perfect chance to pounce!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538feb0e6368726c6bee0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538feada6368726bf1e10500#post_538feada6368726bf1e10500\r\n5%\r\n\r\nThis bit has gotten me to start a Kamen rider Roleplay (Anyone who's into that can join me)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538feb366368726ac1290500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fea5a6368726ac1d00400#post_538fea5a6368726ac1d00400\r\nIt's SCP-096, an SCP that kills anything that sees its face. I made the  in my avatar (which shows the back of the face) hoping it was a real photo so I could kill you all.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538feb3c6368726a5a270600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fea5a6368726ac1d00400#post_538fea5a6368726ac1d00400\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500#post_538fe95a6368726bfd4d0500\r\n*Even as the omnipotent narrator, it's hard for me to believe that with that profile picture of yours that showcase the bare back of an insane man. But, I'm just the narrator. I don't question these things.*[/bq]\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/The_Stanley_Parable_-_Screenshot_03.jpg!\r\n*enters \"sv_cheats 1\"*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}