{"topics":[{"id":"53ae14326368720fa9050500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae13f26368720fa9ee0400#post_53ae13f26368720fa9ee0400\r\nW. \r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae14ff6368720e49ef0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But in all seriousness, I never thought I'd be SO BORED watching a movie about giant robots beating the scrap out of each other.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae155e6368720ee8740500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae12fe6368720fa9970400#post_53ae12fe6368720fa9970400\r\n\r\nno scrap the whole hip hop plan.\r\n\r\nthat would mean my favorite artist wont perform my favorite songs.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae158c636872104c080500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae139d63687210f50b0500#post_53ae139d63687210f50b0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I just got back from Trans4mers.\r\nKill me.[/bq]\r\nOn the scale of 1 to \"All hope is lost!  We saw the signs and wallowed in our ignorance only for the day of reckoning to come!\" would you rate how bad the movie was?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae15906368720ec6eb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae14326368720fa9050500#post_53ae14326368720fa9050500\r\nI'm guessing that Because I've heard it takes cues from Western Heroes","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae162c63687210b0220600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae158c636872104c080500#post_53ae158c636872104c080500\r\nI wouldn't describe as a movie more as it is a horrible void where all energy, creativity, imagination, and joy went to be raped and murdered.\r\n\r\nIt sucked more than me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae16876368721017bf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh god damn it; my teacher isn't letting me skip that fucking question until I get it \"right\".  I'm starting to see why the education system is so fucked hard; it's not about actually promoting students to think, rather it's about making students think like the teacher thinks.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae16af6368720e49a90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Every time I see children (below age 7) cry, I go Heavy \"Cry some more!\"\r\nIs that weird?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae1829636872615b0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae16876368721017bf0500#post_53ae16876368721017bf0500\r\nTry taking it to a higher-up","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae184163687262a8180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae12fe6368720fa9970400#post_53ae12fe6368720fa9970400\r\nI think you mean HD footage of a guy in an ape suit.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae162c63687210b0220600#post_53ae162c63687210b0220600\r\nNonsense. Nothing sucks more cock than you.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae18d163687262941a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae184163687262a8180000#post_53ae184163687262a8180000\r\n\r\n\r\nwho knows, maybe the HD footage will solve that mistery once and for all.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae19786368725fbd520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1829636872615b0d0000#post_53ae1829636872615b0d0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae16876368721017bf0500#post_53ae16876368721017bf0500\r\nTry taking it to a higher-up[/bq]\r\nOn Monday I'm going to talk to a math professor and ask for them to solve it and shove it in his face with it signed.  \"I'm not some beltway pansy\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae19916368725f345e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae184163687262a8180000#post_53ae184163687262a8180000\r\nAwww you're sweet.\r\n\r\nBut the only good part I can find about Trans4mers is that Peter Cullen got a paycheck out of it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae199b6368725fd85a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Stupid-people-from-Facebook-34.jpg!\r\n!http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dumbest-facebook-posts-escalator.jpg!\r\n!http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dumbest-facebook-posts-text-new-number.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae19d9636872617a640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae199b6368725fd85a0000#post_53ae199b6368725fd85a0000\r\nI can always count on you to lift my spirits.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae1b31636872609d0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I'm rich enough, I'm gonna buy a small cottage at the countryside of England. ","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae1ba7636872617a040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"From a creationist website:\r\n!http://sphericalbullshit.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/aigplush.png!\r\nWhat is wrong with this?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae1c606368725f7a140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1ba7636872617a040100#post_53ae1ba7636872617a040100\r\nI have no idea...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae1c8063687260371e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1c606368725f7a140100#post_53ae1c606368725f7a140100\r\nLook at the animal in the picture.\r\n\r\nWhat looks funny about it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae1d166368726037400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1c8063687260371e0100#post_53ae1c8063687260371e0100\r\nOh god, it's a doll!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae1d5463687260ee250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1d166368726037400100#post_53ae1d166368726037400100\r\nYep.\r\n\r\nIt doesn't help that the creationist who wrote it is a vet. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae1e2d63687260b8ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1b31636872609d0a0100#post_53ae1b31636872609d0a0100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]When I'm rich enough, I'm gonna buy a small cottage at the countryside of England. [/bq]\r\nWhen I'm rich enough I'm just going to retire, live up on top of a mountain and wait until we have intelligent Ai that will probably take over the world.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae1eae63687260b8c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://zerobs.net/media/creationist-wheel-of-fortune.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae1fec6368725f421b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is sad\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quagga\r\nZecora's extinct kins?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ae23e363687260202f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae1fec6368725f421b0200#post_53ae1fec6368725f421b0200\r\nThey're breeding them back by selectively breeding zebras.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}