{"topics":[{"id":"53cee37d6368726b750b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee317636872577d410000#post_53cee317636872577d410000\r\nI have green eyes as well.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cee39c63687272c31e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee37d6368726b750b0000#post_53cee37d6368726b750b0000\r\nNo joke though. Green eyes are my weakness.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee3a4636872577d530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"camwhore thread 2: THE REVENGE OF THE CAMWHORE AGAINST UC9","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee3a86368726b8a300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Derpibooru orgy confirmed.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee3f06368723cb4570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee3a86368726b8a300000#post_53cee3a86368726b8a300000\r\nI'm game!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee41e6368723495040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HAZEL EYE MASTER-RACE","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53cee421636872199d640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee3a86368726b8a300000#post_53cee3a86368726b8a300000\r\n...Aaaaand the Jailbait will take his leave.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cee4496368720736650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee421636872199d640100#post_53cee421636872199d640100\r\nTechnically we're both jailbait.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee453636872774b780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"did you know in mars the age of consent is 2 months old?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee46a6368720736680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee453636872774b780100#post_53cee453636872774b780100\r\nNo and why? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee48463687218c19d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee46a6368720736680100#post_53cee46a6368720736680100\r\n\r\ncause i just made it up","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee4a76368725ea1050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee48463687218c19d0000#post_53cee48463687218c19d0000\r\nI was about to say. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee4b36368725ea1070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee317636872577d410000#post_53cee317636872577d410000\r\nWell, mine are more like a mixture of green and brown. Kinda like this rock:\r\n!http://www.prettyrock.com/php/images/facet-rough/chrysoberyl-08212012-3-3.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53cee4b363687245241f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one who's of age?!\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4b36368725ea1070100#post_53cee4b36368725ea1070100\r\nOoohhhhhh pretty!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee4d8636872238e0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4b363687245241f0100#post_53cee4b363687245241f0100\r\nHow old are you? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee4df63687272ea570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4b363687245241f0100#post_53cee4b363687245241f0100\r\n\r\new what are you gay?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cee4f163687273145f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4b36368725ea1070100#post_53cee4b36368725ea1070100\r\nso kind of Reptile eyes? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee4f26368722ce3010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4b363687245241f0100#post_53cee4b363687245241f0100\r\nNope.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53cee54463687254ee760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4f26368722ce3010000#post_53cee4f26368722ce3010000\r\nAnyway\r\n\r\nCyclone/Joker would probably be able to handle most of Metal gear rising.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cee5756368723cb4a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4d8636872238e0a0000#post_53cee4d8636872238e0a0000\r\nI'm 24.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee4df63687272ea570000#post_53cee4df63687272ea570000\r\nWhy yes! How did you find out?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cee5d96368723dfc0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee54463687254ee760000#post_53cee54463687254ee760000\r\nI'll take your word for it.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee5756368723cb4a20000#post_53cee5756368723cb4a20000\r\n*I THOUGHT YOU WERE _STRAIGHT_ WTFLOLBRBKTHXBAI*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53cee5e463687254ee960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee5756368723cb4a20000#post_53cee5756368723cb4a20000\r\nOh, I actually thought you were older? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee61c63687242b8050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee5d96368723dfc0a0000#post_53cee5d96368723dfc0a0000\r\nYou didn't know Squiggy was gay?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cee6266368722295f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee5d96368723dfc0a0000#post_53cee5d96368723dfc0a0000\r\nThe Joker Memory Gives W Great skill in melee combat, And Cyclone gives him the power of wind\r\n\r\nFor the sword fights, Cyclone/Metal would probably work.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cee6276368724c9e000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cee5e463687254ee960000#post_53cee5e463687254ee960000\r\nNope. 24 years young.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}