{"topics":[{"id":"53f443b86368725e6c700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f4439663687277f71c0100#post_53f4439663687277f71c0100\r\nA what now?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f4440463687201b2400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://shishioh-image.sakura.ne.jp/imege/ULTRA-ACT_TARO/5-4.jpg!\r\nSeriously, That Ultra Dynamite packs a huge punch.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f444226368723ec1a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/5Zr6gLn.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f444466368720da8f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f443b86368725e6c700000#post_53f443b86368725e6c700000\r\nThey're glasses that stay on by pinching the bridge of your nose. Remember Morpheus' sunglasses in the Matrix?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f444d163687277f77a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f444466368720da8f10000#post_53f444466368720da8f10000\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\nHave to admit- I'm not cool enough for a pair of glasses like that.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f4452c63687234f8340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f444d163687277f77a0100#post_53f444d163687277f77a0100\r\nIt'a all about attitude Love. You just gotta feel cool and then you'l look cool.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f4456b63687239a0000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this time, im serious, to bed\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/813/787/a4a.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f445a463687273f8870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f4456b63687239a0000100#post_53f4456b63687239a0000100\r\nNighty night.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f445c863687273f88d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f4456b63687239a0000100#post_53f4456b63687239a0000100\r\nnight","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f446466368720549610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f4440463687201b2400100#post_53f4440463687201b2400100\r\nDoes he become huge like the other ultras? Because holy shit that cape \r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f444466368720da8f10000#post_53f444466368720da8f10000\r\nThat would drive me nuts. I'd always be scared they would fall off. \r\nAlso I can't help but imagine you as Hagar now. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f446546368722ff48f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f4456b63687239a0000100#post_53f4456b63687239a0000100\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Go_the_fuck_to_sleep.jpg!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f4469e6368722b50430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f446466368720549610000#post_53f446466368720549610000\r\nYes. They all do that. (I don't think he wears the cape during battle very often though.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f446a66368720443e50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f446466368720549610000#post_53f446466368720549610000\r\nWell it helps that I look like a chubbier hairier Haggar.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f44703636872672dce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For an Ultra Who Fights with his cape, You have Taro's father\r\n!http://gginfinite.com/images/D/1g-09.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f4475f6368720bfc730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f44703636872672dce0000#post_53f44703636872672dce0000\r\nMentlegen, please. If you wanna talk Toku, then do it in the proper thread.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f44772636872142f900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f44703636872672dce0000#post_53f44703636872672dce0000\r\nThat cape is fucking baller.\r\nConfound my weakness for capes!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f447a763687246376b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f44772636872142f900000#post_53f44772636872142f900000\r\nI won't deny that that cape is very boss.\r\n\r\n...yet another thing that's too cool for me to own.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f447e76368722b324c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i want capes to just become a normal piece of fashion\r\nsomething people just wear on a daily basis","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f44811636872055eeb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f447e76368722b324c0000#post_53f447e76368722b324c0000\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Af9x9dv.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f448306368720dd1b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f447e76368722b324c0000#post_53f447e76368722b324c0000\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ChW7-zdJiNc/TQzYpAxcCJI/AAAAAAAAFf0/TIN4rlL7iZc/s1600/Father%2526Taro.jpg!\r\nThey would probably wear thin pretty soon though. They need to be a sign of authority.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f44855636872672d0f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f448306368720dd1b50100#post_53f448306368720dd1b50100\r\ntrue","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f448626368725a0c260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f447e76368722b324c0000#post_53f447e76368722b324c0000\r\nThey were, once, in a glorious age now gone by.\r\n\r\nI can understand why they went out of vogue though- having your head torn off because your cape got caught in something does _not_ sound like a fun way to go out.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53f448976368722ff4fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"they just look so bad-ass\r\nespecially in the wind","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f448fe636872306f140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I barely notice Father's cape because of those horns.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f449326368721a64f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f448306368720dd1b50100#post_53f448306368720dd1b50100\r\nThe small one doesn't look very intimidating. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f448626368725a0c260000#post_53f448626368725a0c260000\r\nNothing a magnetic clasp couldn't fix. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}