{"topics":[{"id":"54ce9edb63687241d34a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9e286368723ddca80100#post_54ce9e286368723ddca80100\r\nAre you Lot's wife?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ce9f056368726597bc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom just found out dragon dildos are a thing. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ce9f4f6368723e545d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9e5263687243f0f40100#post_54ce9e5263687243f0f40100\r\nWhat about Decade?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ce9f5363687226e1912000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f056368726597bc1000#post_54ce9f056368726597bc1000\r\nYou need to keep your dresser locked bro.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ce9f5f6368722d1f780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f056368726597bc1000#post_54ce9f056368726597bc1000\r\nHas she placed her order yet?\r\n[spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]\r\n~^[spoiler]I'm not sorry[/spoiler]^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ce9fe06368720fdbfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9dc16368727c09610100#post_54ce9dc16368727c09610100\r\nThe best friends lore gets even deeper!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9de46368724e0fb50900#post_54ce9de46368724e0fb50900\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9e286368723ddca80100#post_54ce9e286368723ddca80100\r\nI ate so much pies I think I might have turned into woolie for a sec.\r\n\r\nBut then I watched too much anime and turned into Liam for a few days. \r\n\r\nWHAT IS THIS?!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea00963687214ef5a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f4f6368723e545d1d00#post_54ce9f4f6368723e545d1d00\r\nAw shit forgot about him. (I can see him bullshitting his way into winning a fight with a cure)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cea00b6368721dc0360300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f5f6368722d1f780100#post_54ce9f5f6368722d1f780100\r\nYou are a very sorry man. [spoiler]Bear[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I kid I kid[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea04863687228ad961300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f4f6368723e545d1d00#post_54ce9f4f6368723e545d1d00\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea00963687214ef5a0200#post_54cea00963687214ef5a0200\r\nDecade the bullshitter! \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea05463687243f05f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9edb63687241d34a0200#post_54ce9edb63687241d34a0200\r\n!1.bp.blogspot.com/-YmT3B_popTY/Tqc4Hc1LGVI/AAAAAAAAAPg/4mN_YW5riRo/s1600/salt_pillar_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg!\r\n#selfie #at the beach #bikini season\r\n\r\n\"Speaking of which\":http://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f5363687226e1912000#post_54ce9f5363687226e1912000\r\nShe found a list of weird sex toys on Pinterest. \r\n\r\nI'm better at hiding my shit than that. \r\n\r\n-also I don't have any sex toys yet-\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ce9f5f6368722d1f780100#post_54ce9f5f6368722d1f780100\r\nOu","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cea06263687221a24e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's going on in this thread.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cea08b6368724dccfe1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea06263687221a24e0300#post_54cea06263687221a24e0300\r\n!http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mugen/images/f/fc/Decade.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130325014002!\r\nDikeido.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cea0976368723e8a620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea06263687221a24e0300#post_54cea06263687221a24e0300\r\nWhat goes on everyday Pinkie, Trying to take over the world!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea09e6368724e91110800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea06263687221a24e0300#post_54cea06263687221a24e0300\r\nI am salt ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cea0c963687262ccfa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea09e6368724e91110800#post_54cea09e6368724e91110800\r\nCan I put you on my fires? ~(Wow that sounds more perverted then it should)~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea0dd6368723e425a1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea08b6368724dccfe1900#post_54cea08b6368724dccfe1900\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea0976368723e8a620000#post_54cea0976368723e8a620000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea09e6368724e91110800#post_54cea09e6368724e91110800\r\nOkay.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cea0fd63687234f2f20d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea0c963687262ccfa0500#post_54cea0c963687262ccfa0500\r\nNo\r\nFire makes me salty \r\nSo does water \r\nAnd oxygen\r\nAnd everything","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cea1246368723207110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Decade would even find a way to bullshit a win in a fight against Touhou characters.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cea13d63687241c6c50900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"... Does anyone ever eat the crust of their pizza?\r\nI know I do.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cea15a6368726e594f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea13d63687241c6c50900#post_54cea13d63687241c6c50900\r\nI have no idea why anyone doesn't.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cea168636872428f520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea13d63687241c6c50900#post_54cea13d63687241c6c50900\r\nI love pizza crust.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cea173636872755d371a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea1246368723207110100#post_54cea1246368723207110100\r\nDecade would fined a way to bullshit his way out of any character.\r\n\r\nThe only way to stop him is to call upon the powers of Demonbane!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea0fd63687234f2f20d00#post_54cea0fd63687234f2f20d00\r\n*Lights a match* \r\n\r\nAre you salty yet? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea18563687235f1e40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea13d63687241c6c50900#post_54cea13d63687241c6c50900\r\nYES! YES I DO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cea19d6368726c19740700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea13d63687241c6c50900#post_54cea13d63687241c6c50900\r\nThey should.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea168636872428f520000#post_54cea168636872428f520000\r\nThis man gets it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cea1ae6368721847421b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cea18563687235f1e40c00#post_54cea18563687235f1e40c00\r\nGOOD.\r\nIT'S STILL FOOD.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}