{"topics":[{"id":"54df7ca46368726bb70d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7c646368720f453f1400#post_54df7c646368720f453f1400\r\n\r\nwhat is this fucking back-travesty","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54df7d2f63687278eeae0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7ca46368726bb70d0800#post_54df7ca46368726bb70d0800\r\nWolf Spiders are unique in the spider world in that they actually carry their babbies on their thorax","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54df7d6363687278eed00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7c646368720f453f1400#post_54df7c646368720f453f1400\r\nBabies!\r\nWait, I mean\r\n*AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54df7d996368725470161900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7d2f63687278eeae0c00#post_54df7d2f63687278eeae0c00\r\nThat is sweet  \r\nI mean most spiders eat their mom when they're born Don't they?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54df7df363687278aa7b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7d996368725470161900#post_54df7d996368725470161900\r\nNo. But a lot of times the mother dies from exhaustion. Having babies and keeping them safe takes a lot of energy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54df7e02636872036cb41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7d2f63687278eeae0c00#post_54df7d2f63687278eeae0c00\r\n\r\nWell when you put it like that, it sounds pretty adorable ","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54df7e816368722984970500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7c646368720f453f1400#post_54df7c646368720f453f1400\r\n\"This\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2RRnk63ZO4 ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54df7f5f63687252cbaf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh wow, so I'm hearing that Jon Stewart is going to be leaving the the Daily Show like at the end of this year.\r\n\r\nSo not only is the Colbert Report going to be hosted by someone else now the Daily show is going to be hosted by someone else now. \r\n\r\nAnd the bits and pieces of my childhood continue to fall. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df7fa26368720183661500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7f5f63687252cbaf0100#post_54df7f5f63687252cbaf0100\r\nTo be fair, The Daily Show is still gonna be on. Just with a different host. And Stewart has been doing the show FOREVER.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54df800b6368723932770a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df7fa26368720183661500#post_54df7fa26368720183661500\r\nI know but that doesn't make it any least sad to hear. \r\n\r\nEspecially since both of them are going to be gone now. The longer someone stays around the more attached you get to them.\r\n\r\nHopefully whoever takes their places is good and doesn't suck. \r\n\r\nGonna miss these bros! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df899163687231c9582400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df800b6368723932770a00#post_54df800b6368723932770a00\r\n[spoiler]!download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/1172739/anita_sarkeesian_colbert_report.JPG![/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54df8b8b6368722832bb0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df899163687231c9582400#post_54df899163687231c9582400\r\n*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df8be96368725947ef0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I got my box of Chocolate and starbursed from me mom! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df8d386368724635db2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8be96368725947ef0700#post_54df8be96368725947ef0700\r\nCongrats. I got nothing.\r\n\r\n*Eats Girl scout cookies*","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54df8d4d6368724635e92000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've done it, I have conquered the thread and claimed it all for me!\r\n\r\nMUHAHAHAHA! This is the best Valentines Day Ever! The day I took over Derpibooru!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df8d846368724635292100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8d386368724635db2000#post_54df8d386368724635db2000\r\nDAMN IT I'VE BEEN HAD!\r\n\r\nAlso, *Blows a kiss*\r\n\r\nHere, something from me to you~\r\n\r\n*You have now gotten sick thanks to my kiss* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df8dcc6368724323780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8d4d6368724635e92000#post_54df8d4d6368724635e92000\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/do-you-have-a-date-for-valentines-day-meme.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54df8e836368721e40a42500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://imgur.com/sGLF2hB.png!\r\n\r\num\r\n\r\n!http://imgur.com/YpPkQdN.png!\r\n\r\nUM","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54df8f5863687231e0d50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8e836368721e40a42500#post_54df8e836368721e40a42500\r\nIt must know you're a robot!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54df8fb063687218cb1f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8e836368721e40a42500#post_54df8e836368721e40a42500\r\nYou were a robot this whole time and you never knew it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8dcc6368724323780200#post_54df8dcc6368724323780200\r\nIts true! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df8fc563687227d9a40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Happy Valentines Day\r\n\r\nIs Squiggy around?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54df90146368720dd6760e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8fc563687227d9a40700#post_54df8fc563687227d9a40700\r\nHe was but he left.\r\n\r\nProbably on the hunt for dude butts! \r\n\r\nAlso, Happy Valentines mate! I got my chocolate from me mom! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54df90e36368724265a70900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df8fb063687218cb1f0b00#post_54df8fb063687218cb1f0b00\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/me-on-valentines-day-meme.jpg!\r\n\r\nI know that feel ralph.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54df91106368724f0ee54700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df90146368720dd6760e00#post_54df90146368720dd6760e00\r\nDamn","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54df92126368726125c20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df91106368724f0ee54700#post_54df91106368724f0ee54700\r\nHe'll more than likely be back later! Don't ya worry ye bumbum! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54df90e36368724265a70900#post_54df90e36368724265a70900\r\nIt is a terrible feel.\r\n\r\nHell, I had to ask my mom to get me chocolates! MY MOM! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}