{"topics":[{"id":"53d405e5636872233ec40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d405606368726815500000#post_53d405606368726815500000\r\nThere was supposed to be an announcement after the Smash  tourney yesterday. After eight whole hours of shenanigans, NO ANNOUNCEMENT.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4061c63687248faa50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d405e5636872233ec40000#post_53d405e5636872233ec40000\r\n\r\n!http://linkuptv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Capture64-455x455.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d406cf636872497bb50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d405606368726815500000#post_53d405606368726815500000\r\nJust I woke up super not happy cuz there's some weird thing lodged in my right eye and I cant get it out, it fucking hurts, everytime I try to close my eyes it keeps stabbing my eyeball.\r\n\r\nI couldn't even get to sleep, plus just thinking about life and such and what I'm gonna be doing with myself in the future so I was really stressed out.\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd then wasting 8 hours of one of the last few days of my vacation on a stream that was boring as balls. and some other things.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4050e6368720207070000#post_53d4050e6368720207070000\r\nThanks for caring man. :) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d4070d6368727158b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d406cf636872497bb50000#post_53d406cf636872497bb50000\r\nWhat can I say?\r\nI'm an empath.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4084c63687248fa510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4070d6368727158b80000#post_53d4070d6368727158b80000\r\nSquiggy my N8gga! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d4088163687221d3940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well after hearing it completely it does sound far sadder.\r\n\r\nwasting your time on last days of vacation on dissapointment is the last thing you want to do","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d4088e6368723f35580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4084c63687248fa510100#post_53d4084c63687248fa510100\r\nI misread that as Naga.....\r\n\r\n\r\n~I wouldn't mind being half snake.....~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d408ea636872497b5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4088e6368723f35580100#post_53d4088e6368723f35580100\r\n\r\ni would, i like my legs.\r\n\r\ni prefer to have wings, be a griffon or an avian.\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130609135351/starboundgame/images/0/0e/1000px-Avian.jpg!\r\n\r\nman i wish i wouldnt had lsot my starbound filesave.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d4094c63687243508d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4088163687221d3940000#post_53d4088163687221d3940000\r\nIt suuuucks, If only I had a portal to the past I would tell my past self to not view that stream.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4088e6368723f35580100#post_53d4088e6368723f35580100\r\nI can dig it. playing games with a snake man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d409b463687262d02b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4088e6368723f35580100#post_53d4088e6368723f35580100\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d408ea636872497b5b0100#post_53d408ea636872497b5b0100\r\nI would want. . oh fuck it; you guys already know where this is going:\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1766942/marty-mcfly-o.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d409c163687237ce690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4094c63687243508d0100#post_53d4094c63687243508d0100\r\nSomething about a writhing undulating tail seems really sexy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40a0d63687221d3ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i found my dads swiss army knife.\r\n\r\nand i cut with the scissors trying to make it work.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d409b463687262d02b0000#post_53d409b463687262d02b0000\r\n\r\nif uc9 was a rapper he would be a mix between inmortal technique and danny brown.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d40aa76368720c3b400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40a0d63687221d3ee0000#post_53d40a0d63687221d3ee0000\r\nI've lost count of how many times I've cut my hands playing with my knives...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40ac66368721b6df30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d409c163687237ce690100#post_53d409c163687237ce690100\r\nIt does sound extremely hot.\r\n\r\n*Starts sweating*\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/1/20/529696__safe_solo_fluttershy_artist+needed_reaction+image_sweat_floppy+ears_wide+eyes_-colon-t_sweating+towel+guy.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d40b0263687215864e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40aa76368720c3b400100#post_53d40aa76368720c3b400100\r\n\r\ni just wish it wasnt so hard to pull out the things.\r\n\r\ni have to doit with my teeth.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d40b246368721b64100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d409c163687237ce690100#post_53d409c163687237ce690100\r\n\r\n[spoiler]tail job[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d40b526368722624030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b246368721b64100000#post_53d40b246368721b64100000\r\n*Tension rising*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d40b9363687215866d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this swiss knife is so full of sand.\r\n\r\nobvs cause my dad loves to go fishing.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d40b976368720207c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b246368721b64100000#post_53d40b246368721b64100000\r\n[spoiler]Tail pegging[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40c0963687233d2150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b976368720207c40100#post_53d40b976368720207c40100\r\n\r\n!http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/160669/157563155/stock-photo-portrait-of-a-young-disgusted-man-157563155.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d40c336368721586b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d409c163687237ce690100#post_53d409c163687237ce690100\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b246368721b64100000#post_53d40b246368721b64100000\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b526368722624030000#post_53d40b526368722624030000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b976368720207c40100#post_53d40b976368720207c40100\r\nThat's it!  \"I'm singing it!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88&list=LLKKvtcxyr30wsqNPZfY5lOA&index=1\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d40c3a63687237cef20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40b976368720207c40100#post_53d40b976368720207c40100\r\nPegging? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d40c656368723e8a020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40c3a63687237cef20100#post_53d40c3a63687237cef20100\r\nLook it up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40caa6368720758850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40c336368721586b20100#post_53d40c336368721586b20100\r\nI like Touch Fluffy Tail, but I think it's Ken Ashcorp's weakest song.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40ced63687237ce260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"question: its my birthday and you decide to buy me an album, what album would you buy me?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}