{"topics":[{"id":"5350a03d6368725e697b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509e526368723506c10200#post_53509e526368723506c10200\r\nThis makes even more sense when you consider that a lot of mutants are active superheroes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350a5166368724674310300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just watched Justice League: War.\r\nThe Green Lantern sure was a dick in the movie.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5350a57b6368722df8a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a5166368724674310300#post_5350a5166368724674310300\r\nHal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, or Jon Stewart?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350a65863687215a10d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a57b6368722df8a70100#post_5350a57b6368722df8a70100\r\nHal Jordan.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5350a6bd6368724288950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a65863687215a10d0000#post_5350a65863687215a10d0000\r\nAhhhhh okay then.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350a80c6368722df8a30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a57b6368722df8a70100#post_5350a57b6368722df8a70100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a5166368724674310300#post_5350a5166368724674310300\r\nHal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, or Jon Stewart?[/bq]\r\nWait Jon Stewart was a green lantern?  What ring did steven colbert get?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350a8466368725290090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a80c6368722df8a30200#post_5350a80c6368722df8a30200\r\nBlue.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350a93d63687215a11d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"stop...\r\n\r\n\"Phonto time.\":http://youtu.be/a-FQIAZQ7fg","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5350aaf7636872716a5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a8466368725290090000#post_5350a8466368725290090000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350a80c6368722df8a30200#post_5350a80c6368722df8a30200\r\nBlue.[/bq]\r\nIn fearful day, in raging night, with strong america, our freedoms ignite! When all seems lost in the War on terrorism, look to the flag, for hope burns bright!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350abd1636872044e540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350aaf7636872716a5b0000#post_5350aaf7636872716a5b0000\r\n:slowclap for genuine cleverness:","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350ad0f63687270d18f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Would you want this for a pet, assuming it was tame?\r\n!http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/007/8/d/jp_chaos_effect_therizinstegus_by_hellraptor-d2nsk7n.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5350adcd6368723bf8cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350ad0f63687270d18f0100#post_5350ad0f63687270d18f0100\r\nOnly if you gave it rocket launchers and a jetpack.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350adfd6368724a49700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350ad0f63687270d18f0100#post_5350ad0f63687270d18f0100\r\nNo way. That color scheme is HIDEOUS. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350aedb636872044e4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350adfd6368724a49700000#post_5350adfd6368724a49700000\r\nWhat about this?\r\n!http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/007/f/f/jurassic_park_ultimasaurus_by_hellraptor-d1wtw8f.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5350af4f6368724a7ed70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350aedb636872044e4b0100#post_5350aedb636872044e4b0100\r\nEWWWW That one's even worse! There's no color coordination at all.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350afdd6368721cbaa30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350af4f6368724a7ed70000#post_5350af4f6368724a7ed70000\r\nHow about this then?\r\n!http://image.hotdog.hu/album/poison97/troodon-pectinodon-5017aa97e00702c52100907a_thumb_top-center_624x0-false.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5350b0536368723bf8f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350afdd6368721cbaa30300#post_5350afdd6368721cbaa30300\r\nActually those are kind of cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350b0a46368723e2c870300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350b0536368723bf8f10100#post_5350b0536368723bf8f10100\r\nAnd you get one of these free.\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ugg4_XQVTT0/Ubjto1W58PI/AAAAAAAACa8/T5WdkaW0bNU/s1600/spidersharkcmyk.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5350b0c46368723bf8220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350aedb636872044e4b0100#post_5350aedb636872044e4b0100\r\n\r\nIf it throws laser beams from its eyes, then I buy it.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5350b0f26368725274390300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*WAT THE FUCK?!*\r\n\r\nYou know that south korean ferry that capsized?  The captain wasn't at his post when the ship.  First flight 370 and now this?  Is this international \"dumbass\" month or something?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350b12d6368725bd8860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350b0a46368723e2c870300#post_5350b0a46368723e2c870300\r\nJoke's on you. I LOVE spiders.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350b13d6368723bae4b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350afdd6368721cbaa30300#post_5350afdd6368721cbaa30300\r\nIt is from a game?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5350b1a2636872044e800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350b13d6368723bae4b0200#post_5350b13d6368723bae4b0200\r\nYep. The _Jurassic Park_ TellTale game.\r\n\r\nAlso, yes, it shoots laser beams from its eyes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5350b1d46368725bd8d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350afdd6368721cbaa30300#post_5350afdd6368721cbaa30300\r\nId love to have one.\r\nOnly if they have pupils cause glowing yellow eyes do not work for me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5350b2986368724a49560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350b1d46368725bd8d20100#post_5350b1d46368725bd8d20100\r\nJust keep note that they have a bad habit of paralyzing people with their venom and then laying eggs inside their bodies.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}