{"topics":[{"id":"54e00ffb6368724610960b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e00f396368724b8a0e3300#post_54e00f396368724b8a0e3300\r\nOrange soda is the new drug!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54e0102d6368720df9630a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e00f7663687269ba130700#post_54e00f7663687269ba130700\r\n\r\nOH\r\n\r\n-at least me and bae are spiked together~-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54e0107463687269006e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0102d6368720df9630a00#post_54e0102d6368720df9630a00\r\nDo things","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e010a46368723a4a182600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0102d6368720df9630a00#post_54e0102d6368720df9630a00\r\n\r\nDirty things","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54e010c86368722e2c761900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided to start watching carranger again from where I left off.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54e0110563687263973f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ah Valentines Day. My yearly reminder that I'm currently failing my duties as a social animal.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54e011166368727137d81e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't understand sex.\r\nAnd I'm 17.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e0112a636872575c9e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As long as I have my computer.  Valentines is never lonely.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54e0112e63687235dc841100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0107463687269006e0800#post_54e0107463687269006e0800\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e010a46368723a4a182600#post_54e010a46368723a4a182600\r\n\r\noh u guize!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54e01157636872538fde0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011166368727137d81e00#post_54e011166368727137d81e00\r\nTwo people touch each other all over, and it feels good\r\nEveryone is happy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e0116b636872538fef0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I go away for a few hours and one of you have been blown.\r\nThe really shocking thing is that it wasn't Squig or Marc.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e011aa6368721ca0a40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0116b636872538fef0c00#post_54e0116b636872538fef0c00\r\nWhat a twist","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nope","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54e011d46368725ab3d41900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e010c86368722e2c761900#post_54e010c86368722e2c761900\r\nWhere did you leave off?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54e011da6368723c74960400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0116b636872538fef0c00#post_54e0116b636872538fef0c00\r\nWhen it happens, *everyone* will know about it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e011dc6368723153ae0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0116b636872538fef0c00#post_54e0116b636872538fef0c00\r\nGive it time.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e012216368721a52381500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011da6368723c74960400#post_54e011da6368723c74960400\r\nProbably because I'm going to record it and put it on the internet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e0122463687235dce01100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00#post_54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00\r\nUuuuuuuuum\r\n\r\nPossibly","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e012616368726755f91600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e012216368721a52381500#post_54e012216368721a52381500\r\n-Oh no, now everyone will know I'm a dirty little slut-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e0128163687206c1bd0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011da6368723c74960400#post_54e011da6368723c74960400\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011dc6368723153ae0200#post_54e011dc6368723153ae0200\r\nI don't doubt that for a second.\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00#post_54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00\r\n...Maybe?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e012bc6368723287a51d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e012616368726755f91600#post_54e012616368726755f91600\r\nEveryone will know you're MY dirty little slut~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e012ed63687250a13b5000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011166368727137d81e00#post_54e011166368727137d81e00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I don't understand sex.\r\nAnd I'm 17.[/bq]\r\nSo are you me or","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e012fa6368720ae6861000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0122463687235dce01100#post_54e0122463687235dce01100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00#post_54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00\r\nUuuuuuuuum\r\n\r\nPossibly[/bq]\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e0128163687206c1bd0a00#post_54e0128163687206c1bd0a00\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00#post_54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00\r\n...Maybe?[/bq]\r\n\r\n...\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54e013016368725947c21900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e012bc6368723287a51d00#post_54e012bc6368723287a51d00\r\nYup~\r\n#^_^#","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e013066368723458940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00#post_54e011ce63687258f3ba1d00\r\nI should be really used to this by now, but all I can really say is that this is why I hate other people. Shit like this would never happen to someone like me.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e011166368727137d81e00#post_54e011166368727137d81e00\r\nI for one understand the principles just fine. I'm just not entirely convinced that it's something that actually exists.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}