{"topics":[{"id":"54f0af286368722eae150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0aec4636872453d5d1c00#post_54f0aec4636872453d5d1c00\r\nWell Nimoy was NINETY.\r\nHe lived a full life.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0afab63687251f6a50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0af286368722eae150300#post_54f0af286368722eae150300\r\nYeah, he lived long and prospered.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54f0afe263687267ff3a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0a6e26368720225620500#post_54f0a6e26368720225620500\r\nSame\r\n\r\nBut I saw blood on something .... It freaked me out ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f0b04a63687261e91b2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0af286368722eae150300#post_54f0af286368722eae150300\r\n83, technically, but yeah. \r\n\r\nIt's funny. With actors, especially ones you grew up watching, it feels like they'll be around forever. But then one day, they're just… gone. And you're reminded that they're only human, too.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well in more positive news, white day is soon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b1f96368725d185f4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00#post_54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00\r\nOs that like white black history month","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f0b2306368725f24f91600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00#post_54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00\r\n...What day?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54f0b2d56368720ce9840700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b1f96368725d185f4100#post_54f0b1f96368725d185f4100\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b2306368725f24f91600#post_54f0b2306368725f24f91600\r\nWhite Day. It's essentially eastern Valentine's Day. Because Valentine's Day is pretty much gender backwards in Eastern countries i.e. girls give presents to boys, White Day is similar to traditional Valentine's Day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b3326368725c62511500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00#post_54f0b13a6368724a14a82f00\r\nOH SNAP \r\nI need to buy all the girls a gift!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b2306368725f24f91600#post_54f0b2306368725f24f91600\r\nIt's the second-half of Valentine's Day\r\nIn japan girls give boys gifts on V day\r\n\r\nAnd on white day boys return a gift of greater value to the girls","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f0b35f6368727dd5141300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0abc063687203f36c1a00#post_54f0abc063687203f36c1a00\r\nI'm sorry to say this, but who?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f0b3676368720ce9d30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b3326368725c62511500#post_54f0b3326368725c62511500\r\nI think we've just out weeaboo'd EVERYONE.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b38d6368727342155600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b35f6368727dd5141300#post_54f0b35f6368727dd5141300\r\nSpock on Star Trek the original series.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b39163687203f30e1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0afe263687267ff3a0d00#post_54f0afe263687267ff3a0d00\r\nAt least you're not looking at it now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f0b3d163687214cf6c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b2d56368720ce9840700#post_54f0b2d56368720ce9840700\r\nOh YEEAH. I remember that. But I can't remember if I know that holiday from persona or hatoful boyfriend...\r\nAlso... What do gay people do in that situation?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f0b41e63687271fcdf2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, the new winter storm's name is Sparta. This is Sparta. Just had to say the joke.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54f0b42d63687219b8231b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b3d163687214cf6c0f00#post_54f0b3d163687214cf6c0f00\r\nScrew.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b44a636872453dda1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b39163687203f30e1d00#post_54f0b39163687203f30e1d00\r\n[spoiler]My first time with ~da sex~ went bad[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b3676368720ce9d30700#post_54f0b3676368720ce9d30700\r\nWere just hip YO ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f0b4506368724a92780300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b42d63687219b8231b00#post_54f0b42d63687219b8231b00\r\nAcceptable alternative ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f0b4d06368722c0d5f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b4506368724a92780300#post_54f0b4506368724a92780300\r\nOr play video games. At least that's what I'd do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f0b4fd63687202bbd00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b38d6368727342155600#post_54f0b38d6368727342155600\r\nI see.\r\nMay he rest in peace.\r\n\r\n!http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Spock_vulcan-salute.png!\r\n\"Live long and prosper.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f0b52d63687266b5231c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b44a636872453dda1d00#post_54f0b44a636872453dda1d00\r\n....\r\n[spoiler]But you kinda ^enjoyed it?^[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f0b5c56368725f241c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b52d63687266b5231c00#post_54f0b52d63687266b5231c00\r\nNo\r\nInstant boner kill","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54f0b69d636872786bf61f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Looking at plush toys is a bad idea for me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54f0b6a16368721c9f5b1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b5c56368725f241c1800#post_54f0b5c56368725f241c1800\r\n[spoiler]Awkward first fking.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54f0b7406368722b1bb30900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f0b5c56368725f241c1800#post_54f0b5c56368725f241c1800\r\nBetter than me. I've only had awkward no sex","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}