{"topics":[{"id":"54ffceea63687225c39e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcebd6368726c5e7b1100#post_54ffcebd6368726c5e7b1100\r\nSIDEWARD HAS A HUGE COCK\r\nSIDEWARD HAS A HUGE COCK\r\nSIDEWARD HAS A HUGE COCK\r\nSIDEWARD HAS A HUGE COCK\r\nSIDEWARD HAS A HUGE COCK","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ffcf0063687225c3b10a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffce886368727d22a24200#post_54ffce886368727d22a24200\r\n\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffce896368727d22a44200#post_54ffce896368727d22a44200\r\nI know what we're talking about\r\n\r\nI'm just lost","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ffcf0a6368725e81930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcecd63687225c38d0a00#post_54ffcecd63687225c38d0a00\r\nYou'll always be my number one cock~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ffcfbc63687232ab570600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcf0a6368725e81930200#post_54ffcf0a6368725e81930200\r\nI know~\r\n#^_^#","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ffcfe863687247a4930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffceea63687225c39e0a00#post_54ffceea63687225c39e0a00\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcf0a6368725e81930200#post_54ffcf0a6368725e81930200\r\n!http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+need+to+start+writing+down+book+titles+along+with+_5b02cae03320438df61272f4690f1eda.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54ffcfea6368727a05470900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So 2 inches is considered above average size... So guess 3 inches is abnormal","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ffcffa6368725cfca60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FMAB is getting really average IMO [spoiler]since Barry died[/spoiler] :/","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ffd0ba6368725e3ce31000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcfe863687247a4930300#post_54ffcfe863687247a4930300\r\n~big penis~\r\n~big penis~\r\n~big penis~\r\n~big penis~\r\n~big penis~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ffd0d7636872469c6e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welp, I have a small one and it's embarrasing.\r\n~but it doesn't matter much since I look like shit as well~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54ffd195636872760e930d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcfea6368727a05470900#post_54ffcfea6368727a05470900\r\nI guess so\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd0ba6368725e3ce31000#post_54ffd0ba6368725e3ce31000\r\n!http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/So+this+cute+girl+who+i+noticed+walks+home+the+_f2f3a482cd2ad6b686e7fdf3de55e277.png!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54ffd1d16368725891330800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not the size that counts, it's all in the technique.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54ffd2456368727f9ca40b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/dba1fe86174b3b4068d991d8525a37b9/tumblr_mxs2elu36n1rhavdko10_r1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ffd25b636872305ee20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/7fe36c3a0e593c241da9a2d6cde7a021/tumblr_n7n9mwQkPj1tsqfrjo1_500.gif!\r\ni'm still here should I be ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"54ffd2e86368725a0d3d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffcfea6368727a05470900#post_54ffcfea6368727a05470900\r\nCaray, disculparás te haya dejado plantado pero...pasó algo, te veo en unas noches, ahora debo irme.\r\nCuídate.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"54ffd315636872686bc71100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd2e86368725a0d3d0200#post_54ffd2e86368725a0d3d0200\r\n\r\nTu igual mije","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ffd35e63687231dde00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd195636872760e930d00#post_54ffd195636872760e930d00\r\nIs that two hundred bucks to sleep with you offer still open?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ffd38d6368722d05b01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd35e63687231dde00700#post_54ffd35e63687231dde00700\r\nHow about we each split 100?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ffd3a06368727d224d4300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd35e63687231dde00700#post_54ffd35e63687231dde00700\r\n._. \r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd38d6368722d05b01c00#post_54ffd38d6368722d05b01c00\r\nY'all crazy XD","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54ffd3d3636872075ad53a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd38d6368722d05b01c00#post_54ffd38d6368722d05b01c00\r\nThat's fair. I just hope he can last that long.\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3a06368727d224d4300#post_54ffd3a06368727d224d4300\r\nYou shouldn't have told us about your gargantuan dick.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ffd3ea6368725416150c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait; isn't sideward a woman though?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ffd4086368720864c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3ea6368725416150c00#post_54ffd3ea6368725416150c00\r\nNo. He's a guy. And apparently his dick is fucking huuuuuuge.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ffd40b63687279031c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3ea6368725416150c00#post_54ffd3ea6368725416150c00\r\nNope! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ffd417636872469c190f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3d3636872075ad53a00#post_54ffd3d3636872075ad53a00\r\nWell while he rests, we can just give him a show~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ffd4266368720857560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3d3636872075ad53a00#post_54ffd3d3636872075ad53a00\r\nHEY \r\nMarc asked...\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]how long would I need to last[/spoiler]","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54ffd43f6368727de88c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ffd3ea6368725416150c00#post_54ffd3ea6368725416150c00\r\n\r\nTsubderes can be male too","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}