{"topics":[{"id":"55084116636872569a3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550840bb63687207be011d00#post_550840bb63687207be011d00\r\nJesus Man! \r\n\r\nGlad to hear your feeling better. Make sure to rest up! Get some hot coco and laze around for the day! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508411c6368720c95440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55083f9b63687230b1f91a00#post_55083f9b63687230b1f91a00\r\nUsed a bolo. It's a broad knife used for cutting firewood and for gardening.\r\n\r\nAlso, for chopping down Spaniards and Americans.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550841736368723e061e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55084116636872569a3b0100#post_55084116636872569a3b0100\r\nI've rested up for about nine hours since.\r\nI had a really fuckin' weird dream, too, that ended with a lot of people making a human laser beam cannon and firing it at the sick me, which is when I woke up and felt better.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"550842136368725588880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550841736368723e061e0200#post_550841736368723e061e0200\r\nTHE DREAM KILLED THE SICK YOU! YOU'RE ACTUALLY A CLONE!\r\n\r\nAlso I had a weird dream too last night.\r\n\r\nI falcon Kicked a Cop And Ran away. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY! DREAMS ARE WEIRD!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508427163687221be530600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550842136368725588880100#post_550842136368725588880100\r\nAre your dreams slightly racist?\r\nAlso, don't you hate it when you have _really_ fucked up dreams when you're sick? Like, not gory or WTF-y, but shit that feels incredibly real?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5508432d6368720b68092100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just downloaded DC Universe Online.\r\nWaiting for Gotham City to be downloaded.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550843366368720350770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508427163687221be530600#post_5508427163687221be530600\r\nNope!  \r\n\r\nAlso YES! YES I DO! I've had some pretty fucky wacky dreams that I legit Wake up confused like \"What the shit was that! WHAT WAS THAT EVEN!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508455463687275a8a80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if any girls that are around 19 come to this website, message me.","author":"54fdb3bd63687236677b1d00"},{"id":"550845a663687211ea190400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\nI am 18","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550845b363687275a8ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\nGood luck with that mate","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550846156368724ff2130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As someone from Asia, it always feels awkward when someone makes a comment about some special day when it's the day after in where I am.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"5508484363687207be481f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\nYou need a better website, then.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55084d026368722fe9020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\n\r\nGreetings, fellow... human *twitch*, I am a 19 year old homosapien of the female kind. ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55084e41636872569ae10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55084d026368722fe9020000#post_55084d026368722fe9020000\r\n\r\n\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\n\r\nWould you like to partake in the copulating of the male and female, external, reproductive organs.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55084e936368726a59930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55084d026368722fe9020000#post_55084d026368722fe9020000\r\nBoo...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55084f016368727f8e423300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55084e936368726a59930100#post_55084e936368726a59930100\r\n\r\nHey, I don't know how the human mating ritual works, I am a rat-lord","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"550851aa6368727f8e3c3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550845a663687211ea190400#post_550845a663687211ea190400\r\nNOOOO\r\n....\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508455463687275a8a80200#post_5508455463687275a8a80200\r\nNo\r\nGo away ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508539a6368727f8e083500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550851aa6368727f8e3c3400#post_550851aa6368727f8e3c3400\r\nShhh don't worry","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550854a063687272f5dd2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508539a6368727f8e083500#post_5508539a6368727f8e083500\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/c8e082f428917be40eed2443ab339a8a/tumblr_n2ihqbMidP1sutdsuo2_1280.gif!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550854ae6368722639ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/lswzkmA.jpg!\r\nThere's something about this phone...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550854d56368720980d30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should stop going to my mom's place.\r\nShe always wants to clean my ears.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508552963687270d6a10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550854d56368720980d30400#post_550854d56368720980d30400\r\nTjats just because she loves you dear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550854ae6368722639ec0100#post_550854ae6368722639ec0100\r\nITS THE ILLUMINATY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550855b56368724dd3d70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508552963687270d6a10300#post_5508552963687270d6a10300\r\nLook a little closer.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550855fe636872065d0b2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550855b56368724dd3d70400#post_550855b56368724dd3d70400\r\n~^I know there no phone, its a ghost phone!^~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508564b6368726523e53f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550854a063687272f5dd2500#post_550854a063687272f5dd2500\r\n;-; don't give me that look","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"}]}