{"topics":[{"id":"550b83186368721484860200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b82d163687256377f1100#post_550b82d163687256377f1100\r\nThat would've been cool","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550b831d6368723c153a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b815663687209a0c50100#post_550b815663687209a0c50100\r\nare you talking about true capitalist radio?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"550b832e636872132b350400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b81a26368724d02c11400#post_550b81a26368724d02c11400\r\nWhen my fishy died, I fed it to my cat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550b835e636872379d3a1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b81a26368724d02c11400#post_550b81a26368724d02c11400\r\n<Sad violin song>","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550b83886368723af6bd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I die, I legitimately want a viking funeral","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550b839c6368723c15870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b835e636872379d3a1c00#post_550b835e636872379d3a1c00\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b832e636872132b350400#post_550b832e636872132b350400\r\n...","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550b83ce6368724cd6770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nice to finally see the original version of Goku's SSJ transformation.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"550b83d663687208ad720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b83886368723af6bd0b00#post_550b83886368723af6bd0b00\r\nYou can't die, you're the Viking God of Thunder.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550b844363687209a0950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"So we're gonna fight. If you win you get my sword!\"\r\n\r\n\"But what if we lose? What do you want?\"\r\n\r\n\"I want you to marry me Togame!\"\r\n\r\n\"Waaaahhh! You don't want our swords?!\"\r\n\r\n\"Swords are for chumps. I want your sweet gam-gams!\"\r\n\r\nThat's pretty much how that conversation went.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550b845b63687230ba9e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b83d663687208ad720500#post_550b83d663687208ad720500\r\n\r\nWhich means he already died and got his viking funeral... So kudos on that","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b84f963687234b7750700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b83d663687208ad720500#post_550b83d663687208ad720500\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b83886368723af6bd0b00#post_550b83886368723af6bd0b00\r\nYou can't die, you're the Viking God of Thunder.[/bq]\r\nEww","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550b850963687209a0e80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"because if you were talking about tcr, i'll have you know i listened to him back in the golden years, this was one of my favourite things to witness live\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4upoIPnGdY\r\n\r\nrip so hard ghost","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"550b85276368723846311800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b84f963687234b7750700#post_550b84f963687234b7750700\r\nYou leave my God husbando alone.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550b85276368721637190c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b84f963687234b7750700#post_550b84f963687234b7750700\r\nI'm saying he looks like Thor.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550b859763687234b7a10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once I die, I want someone to put me in a tuxedo, put some party stuff into my coffin and launch me into space.\r\n\r\nSo when aliens find my dried corpse, they would think \"Dayum, these hoomans party till death.\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550b85dc6368721637890c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b859763687234b7a10700#post_550b859763687234b7a10700\r\n\r\nWhat if tuxedo's are commoners clothes for those aliens and think \"Dayum, those hoomens dress like hobos\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b864e6368721364ad0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once I die, that'll be it\r\n\r\nI don't care what happens after that","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550b865463687216182e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b85276368721637190c00#post_550b85276368721637190c00\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b84f963687234b7750700#post_550b84f963687234b7750700\r\nI'm saying he looks like Thor.[/bq]\r\nTHOR CAN GTFO\r\nYou're insulting him by comparing him to _Thor_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550b8696636872545db71c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b865463687216182e0400#post_550b865463687216182e0400\r\nWhat do you have against the God of Thunder?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550b8717636872545d181d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b85dc6368721637890c00#post_550b85dc6368721637890c00\r\nThen put me in a tuxedo.\r\nAnd then a potato sack with holes.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550b874663687222196a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Be the [spoiler]Sda[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550b8752636872379da91c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b8696636872545db71c00#post_550b8696636872545db71c00\r\n\r\nAside from the fact that both movies are pretty meh?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b8717636872545d181d00#post_550b8717636872545d181d00\r\n\r\nThat'll just say you died eating a bunch of potatoes. Fancy, but still","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"550b876d636872325d3e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b85276368721637190c00#post_550b85276368721637190c00\r\nHe kinda does. Its the hair.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"550b878b636872545d541d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b8696636872545db71c00#post_550b8696636872545db71c00\r\nLoki.\r\nI believe you're the one who talked shit about him last time I brought him up","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550b87fb636872137d511600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b878b636872545d541d00#post_550b878b636872545d541d00\r\nWait what?\r\nYou hate Thor because his brother threw a temper tantrum?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}