{"topics":[{"id":"53b72c396368724d4c690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b72bc6636872687b5e0100#post_53b72bc6636872687b5e0100\r\nGhandi was a bloody douchebag. He nuked poor Bismarck into oblivion.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b72d8d6368720dd40f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014.html\r\n\r\nHe's wrong on some technical aspects but the thrust of what he said is true.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b72e4263687228cf760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Luckily, Cleopatra, the president of the United States and the builder of the Hanging Gardens, managed to kill Ghandi by [spoiler]choking him to death on her futa dick[/spoiler] and saved the day.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7305b6368720e45ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b72d8d6368720dd40f0000#post_53b72d8d6368720dd40f0000\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014.html\r\n\r\nHe's wrong on some technical aspects but the thrust of what he said is true.[/bq]\r\nHe is actually damn right; I've read up on this but to summarize a bunch of technomumbojumbo basically whenever a country's economic gap increases to the point shit starts hitting the fan the first group to get shot are the super rich.\r\n\r\nWhenever shit truly does hit the fan the super rich are the first group to get dragged out into the streets and bludgeoned to death.  In say ten to twenty years if the income gap isn't fixed and continues to grow they're going to fucking die","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b730fa6368725438a90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7305b6368720e45ed0000#post_53b7305b6368720e45ed0000\r\nhowever, all the ways to genuinely fix the income gap will be attacked by those who complain most loudly about the income gap.\r\n\r\nYou can tax the rich with a progressive tax rate, fine, but unless you open up markets more nothing will change.\r\n\r\nThe guy who wrote that is a member of the .01% or something. An incredibly innovative guy and good businessman, not some parasite.\r\nWelfare alone just makes people more bitter.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b731b1636872043c2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b730fa6368725438a90300#post_53b730fa6368725438a90300\r\nAnd thus the inevitable will happen of the income gap in say ten or so years will be so severe that people are going to be slicing rich people's heads off in mass or something.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b7320563687229232b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b72e4263687228cf760100#post_53b72e4263687228cf760100\r\nThat is until King Arthur showed up with his death machines.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b7321c63687266f7180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b731b1636872043c2b0100#post_53b731b1636872043c2b0100\r\nwhich is the French Revolution, a dysgenic nightmare which will only make things worse","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b7322763687228cf660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EMoFKbr5Pbk/T72uwTq8w6I/AAAAAAAApwE/1CkR7kRF0vQ/s1600/robot_monster_016.jpg!\r\nLolwut","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7325663687268b1ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7322763687228cf660200#post_53b7322763687228cf660200\r\n\r\nOne day I'm gonna get that filthy animal\r\n\r\n*The End*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b732826368724dd7550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7321c63687266f7180000#post_53b7321c63687266f7180000\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b731b1636872043c2b0100#post_53b731b1636872043c2b0100\r\nwhich is the French Revolution, a dysgenic nightmare which will only make things worse[/bq]\r\nI would not be surprised if something like a modern day french revolution happened; just replace the guillotine with guns.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b732ad63687271e1a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7322763687228cf660200#post_53b7322763687228cf660200\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/632/323/ea4.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53b732fc6368725438130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7320563687229232b0200#post_53b7320563687229232b0200\r\nThe philanthropist and humanitarian Adolf Hitler took care of that. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7346e63687257dcda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This freakin' cat is climbing all over me...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b734d86368724d14c10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7346e63687257dcda0000#post_53b7346e63687257dcda0000\r\nI want to see the kitty!\r\n\r\nAlso if you're gay, why are you letting all that pussy cover all over you? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b7351363687257dc070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b734d86368724d14c10200#post_53b734d86368724d14c10200\r\nHE is a kitten who's mommy abandoned him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b7353c63687275a1cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b734d86368724d14c10200#post_53b734d86368724d14c10200\r\n*Rimshot*\r\n\r\n*Gunshot*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b7358a63687271e1480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7351363687257dc070100#post_53b7351363687257dc070100\r\nIf you overpamper him at that age he'll become a extremely lovey cat later.\r\n\r\nI've had that happen several times with my cats; just overpamper them with affection and later on they never leave your side.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b7359663687242730d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7353c63687275a1cd0000#post_53b7353c63687275a1cd0000\r\n\r\n*rimjob*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7359a636872043c0c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7351363687257dc070100#post_53b7351363687257dc070100\r\nI WANT TO SEE THE PUSSY","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b73633636872324d110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7351363687257dc070100#post_53b7351363687257dc070100\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7358a63687271e1480200#post_53b7358a63687271e1480200\r\nget them when they are dependent ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b7367f63687228cf930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright guys! What should I name my new kitty?!\r\n\"http://goo.gl/E9yR3F\":http://goo.gl/E9yR3F","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b73685636872043c340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7353c63687275a1cd0000#post_53b7353c63687275a1cd0000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7359663687242730d0000#post_53b7359663687242730d0000\r\nI am the Rim Reaper!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7351363687257dc070100#post_53b7351363687257dc070100\r\nAwwww.\r\n\r\nHow about a Gentlemen name.\r\n\r\nNAME HIM DUDLEY!\r\n!http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120519194554/streetfighter/images/2/2f/Dudley-_SfxT.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b736c46368725438d10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7367f63687228cf930300#post_53b7367f63687228cf930300\r\nOh wow I wasn't expecting you to ask already? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b736dd63687246104e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b73685636872043c340200#post_53b73685636872043c340200\r\nClick th link. It's a poll.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}