{"topics":[{"id":"55a56e5663687239b9000d33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a569a16368726f43000c51#post_55a569a16368726f43000c51\r\nAny results?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a56f146368726f4300153b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"whats the point of being uplifiting if it only brings you pain\r\n\r\n==*dyes hair black with a green stripe*==","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a56fc4636872461a00094b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56f146368726f4300153b#post_55a56f146368726f4300153b\r\nyou're not doing it right unless it's a red stripe ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a5706c6368723d2d000b96","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"but i'm scene, not emo\r\n\r\n\"i listen to quality music lik\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A\r\n\r\nfucking christ i can't even do this ironically\r\n\r\nman this music is goddamn hilarious","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a57124636872495800275e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need food\r\nIm so hungry ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a5719e6368723962001511","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck, i can't fit into my underwear anymore\r\n\r\nlosing weight blows","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a571a36368726f43001957","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56e5663687239b9000d33#post_55a56e5663687239b9000d33\r\nNah. Just left it there and went home.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"55a573b06368724958002c7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a571a36368726f43001957#post_55a571a36368726f43001957\r\nImagine the look on people's faces...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a575366368723962001b42","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a573b06368724958002c7b#post_55a573b06368724958002c7b\r\nI'm guessing an overwhelming shock of existential despair.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"55a57a84636872495800382f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56b726368724958001cf6#post_55a56b726368724958001cf6\r\n*ಠ_ಠ*\r\njust\r\nall my ಠ_ಠ","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a57c2363687258cd000576","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56b726368724958001cf6#post_55a56b726368724958001cf6\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0ebl58Gc1qhfqwv.gif!\r\n\r\nAh satire.\r\n\r\n\r\nAt least I assume it is.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a57cfd6368723ba40002e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57c2363687258cd000576#post_55a57c2363687258cd000576\r\nI _hope_ it is.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a57d3563687259a00001be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57cfd6368723ba40002e8#post_55a57cfd6368723ba40002e8\r\nYou're actually a traitor cyka blyat reported get out of my lobby.","author":"5528601d63687272ba040000"},{"id":"55a57dc863687239b9002597","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Filly Rarity\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57d3563687259a00001be#post_55a57d3563687259a00001be\r\nwut?","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a57e2a636872461a001ce0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Heading home now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a57e3363687239b9002655","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57dc863687239b9002597#post_55a57dc863687239b9002597\r\nShhhhhhh. It's alright child. It'll all be over soon.\r\nBack to mother Russia.","author":"5528601d63687272ba040000"},{"id":"55a57e44636872461a001d07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57dc863687239b9002597#post_55a57dc863687239b9002597\r\nCYKA CYKA XAXAXAXA","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a57edc6368723cee000004","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57e44636872461a001d07#post_55a57e44636872461a001d07\r\n\r\n!http://orig13.deviantart.net/4f22/f/2012/007/1/6/nak_nak_nak___animated_by_riku_eevee-d4lmlhl.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a57f1e63687239b9002816","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57e44636872461a001d07#post_55a57e44636872461a001d07\r\nBugger, I forgot to XAXA.\r\nCan't even insult someone correctly *Shakes head in disgust*","author":"5528601d63687272ba040000"},{"id":"55a57fa2636872454b0000b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh look I've already grown accustomed to the dark theme.\r\nAs in the light theme feels blinding now.\r\nGj guys.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5800e636872454b00014b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a57fa2636872454b0000b7#post_55a57fa2636872454b0000b7\r\ntold you\r\n\r\ncheeki breeki motherfucker dark theme is always the way to go","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a580b16368723ba40008e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56b726368724958001cf6#post_55a56b726368724958001cf6\r\n==ಠ_ಠ== ==ಠ_ಠ== ==ಠ_ಠ==","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a5820763687259a00008aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I just read some daily dumb in the news.\r\n\r\nShort version:\r\nNato and Iran have reached a nuclear deal that they plan on soon implementing.  Basically Nato gets 24/7 access to Iran's nuclear facilities and they reduce production and have constant international oversight in return sanctions against Iran get lifted.\r\n\r\nWhat is dumb is that people are going \"Oh no!  Lower oil prices!  We're all going to die!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a582696368723ba4000bbd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5820763687259a00008aa#post_55a5820763687259a00008aa\r\nId be more relieved about the lower production of nukes.\r\n\r\nWe don't exactly need more of those.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a582de636872454b000508","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well im gunna go walk 3 miles for a 2 litre bottle of pop, woo america","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}