{"topics":[{"id":"544e917e63687219de290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e91106368721a866f0100#post_544e91106368721a866f0100\r\nAnd I you mi amore.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e918c63687270cc640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98wm9wIRR1r33b55o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nStill my favorite thing.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e92176368726b59f80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e918c63687270cc640000#post_544e918c63687270cc640000\r\nNot to mention that it was semi-incestuous.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e92246368721bd9830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e91206368722a002d0100#post_544e91206368722a002d0100\r\n\r\nI like your new name\r\n!http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/newsroom/img/mt/2014/10/twisty_the_clown/lead.png?nd8d6c!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"544e929a6368725ff8d00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92176368726b59f80100#post_544e92176368726b59f80100\r\n\r\nRefresh my memory on that bit? I don't quite seem to remember that. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e92b7636872785a670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92176368726b59f80100#post_544e92176368726b59f80100\r\nAnd in certain tellings it's super incestuous \r\n\r\nAlso i hate anyone who compares a romance to romeo and juliet","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544e92c56368721e53430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92176368726b59f80100#post_544e92176368726b59f80100\r\nIt was?? I thought that was just something they added for Tromeo and Juliet ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"544e9397636872177c400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e929a6368725ff8d00200#post_544e929a6368725ff8d00200\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92b7636872785a670100#post_544e92b7636872785a670100\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92c56368721e53430100#post_544e92c56368721e53430100\r\nThe Capulets and the Montegues were actually distant cousins.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e939d63687258c7a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92c56368721e53430100#post_544e92c56368721e53430100\r\nOmg i love tromeo and juliet","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"544e93b26368726b08b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92246368721bd9830100#post_544e92246368721bd9830100\r\n\r\ni dont get the joke.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"544e94696368723f2e9c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e93b26368726b08b50100#post_544e93b26368726b08b50100\r\nAmerican Horror Story: Freak Show character with same name.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"544e949a636872538b560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e92246368721bd9830100#post_544e92246368721bd9830100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e91206368722a002d0100#post_544e91206368722a002d0100\r\n\r\nI like your new name\r\n!http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/newsroom/img/mt/2014/10/twisty_the_clown/lead.png?nd8d6c![/bq]\r\n2spooky4me ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"544e94de6368725c07850200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9397636872177c400100#post_544e9397636872177c400100\r\n\r\nWell, that's something they never taught us in high school. \r\n\r\nI only learned that Shakespeare was gay and that a lot of his work had dick jokes thanks to my overzealous gay English teacher. \r\n\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e951f6368722a11530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e94de6368725c07850200#post_544e94de6368725c07850200\r\nWas your teacher hot?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e95666368721581620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9397636872177c400100#post_544e9397636872177c400100\r\nAh. See, it's much closer in tromeo. I forget exactly what the connection is but I remember that [spoiler]tromeo and juliet have the same mother[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e939d63687258c7a50000#post_544e939d63687258c7a50000\r\nMe too. I freaking love it. One of James gunn's first writing gigs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"544e95916368723573660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e951f6368722a11530100#post_544e951f6368722a11530100\r\n\r\nHmm...this is gonna sound weird, but he looked more fatherly than anything. But a newly made father. The one man at PTA meetings for the Kindergarten who also has a mean recipe for ravioli, something like that. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e98736368725c07f00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Marc.\r\nDid you enjoy Bayonetta?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e9a0b6368726b59d20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e98736368725c07f00200#post_544e98736368725c07f00200\r\n\r\nAre there people who don't? :P","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e9a56636872079bbf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9a0b6368726b59d20200#post_544e9a0b6368726b59d20200\r\nThere are.\r\nWe don't like to talk about them though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e9c7163687270cc840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My friend keeps sending me pictures of all the weird shit we used to do when we lived close\r\n\r\n\"Here's a blurry picture of me pointing a gun at his balls while wearing a gas mask and a trench coat and while he's blindfolded\":http://i1361.photobucket.com/albums/r665/ScheisseMies/Aleksanterin017_zps0ef806b0.jpg","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544e9ce06368722ab8770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9c7163687270cc840100#post_544e9c7163687270cc840100\r\nHuh.\r\nThat sounds like my Thursday nights. Only we never used a gun. A car battery worked better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544e9e226368720661150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9c7163687270cc840100#post_544e9c7163687270cc840100\r\n\r\nCan't open it, unfortunately. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"544e9e9f6368721e6c180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/446a19a3a4bfb082410045521794c4d9/tumblr_ne2to1094g1th1pmko1_500.png!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/4751997bf5c8cde3e2e4b625c0c1683c/tumblr_ne2to1094g1th1pmko2_500.png!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/cc90a2b8e07233eedd702e68165d1dea/tumblr_ne2to1094g1th1pmko3_500.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/119e51db5cdd0e7fe71e713f9d596b3e/tumblr_ne2to1094g1th1pmko4_500.png!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/f95984ddbf3f87b2d84fd4fe52a673e0/tumblr_ne2to1094g1th1pmko5_500.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"544e9fe46368723573a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544e9e226368720661150100#post_544e9e226368720661150100\r\nFix'd. probably.\r\n\r\nI should check my hard drive for any weird pics of my own to send back at him.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"544ea0556368726a85df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My friend just dropped off my copy of Bayonetta 2.\r\nBut  now I have a problem. Do I jump right into Bayo2 or do I replay Bayo1?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}