{"topics":[{"id":"53783e4b6368727c5f300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783d6d6368727c89000000#post_53783d6d6368727c89000000\r\nPretty much.\r\n\r\nCollege freshman think it's about constantly having sex and drinking then wind up with a baby on the way or kicked out for partying.  I like to think of it as a example of social darwinism.  My college has only a 5% graduation rate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53783e686368727f5a550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And remember children: don't smoke crack.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783e9d6368727c492c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783e2463687201bb140000#post_53783e2463687201bb140000\r\n\r\n\r\nso yet again hollywood lies to me.\r\n\r\nno surprise.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783ead6368727bce1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783e686368727f5a550000#post_53783e686368727f5a550000\r\n\r\n!http://selfdeprecate.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dave-chappelle-crack-mayor.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783ee06368727b9e510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783ead6368727bce1a0000#post_53783ead6368727bce1a0000\r\nI did. During my freshman year in high school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783f026368727e9b6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783e4b6368727c5f300000#post_53783e4b6368727c5f300000\r\n\r\nSocial darwinism is in itself a pretty debatable concept. Heck, Darwin's theory supports cheating when you get down to it, but that's beside the point.\r\n\r\nMy way of seeing it is the same way my old man told me when I got to highschool \"From this point onwards, you will realize on your own if you have the willpower needed to prove that you deserve the free will you have. If you will be able to be responsable with the freedom that is given to you and how you will take advantage of it\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537843396368725666a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783f026368727e9b6b0000#post_53783f026368727e9b6b0000\r\nYour old man is a wise man.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537843d66368725a465f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537843396368725666a10000#post_537843396368725666a10000\r\n\r\nYeah, he is","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537844cb636872565ce20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh yeah man, look at that hot trap\r\n\r\n!http://hiphopissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Odd-new3.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53784571636872243f070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537844cb636872565ce20000#post_537844cb636872565ce20000\r\n\r\nThe beard looks pretty sweet, but the tattos turn me off","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537847a563687222d9c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783f026368727e9b6b0000#post_53783f026368727e9b6b0000\r\nLucky. My old man was a homophobic bigot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537847c4636872229ef30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Found these on Kotaku\":http://kotaku.com/nobody-knows-what-these-mysterious-youtube-videos-are-1577645061\r\n\r\nAnyone have any idea what they are?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537848d5636872246c650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537847a563687222d9c50000#post_537847a563687222d9c50000\r\n\r\nSorry to hear that.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5378497f63687204c5050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537848d5636872246c650100#post_537848d5636872246c650100\r\nNaaaah it's all good. I've pretty much disowned the fucker.\r\nMy step-dad though, coolest fuckin' guy on the planet. Hell he introduced me to my current boyfriend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537849ce6368720713190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378497f63687204c5050000#post_5378497f63687204c5050000\r\n\r\nYou can't see it, but I have a pretty stupid grin as I read that.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53784a4363687206a9410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537849ce6368720713190000#post_537849ce6368720713190000\r\nWell I made someone smile today.\r\nPinkie would be proud.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53784a9863687208ca530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53784a4363687206a9410000#post_53784a4363687206a9410000\r\n\r\nI'm sure she would","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53784ab363687204137e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i never met any of my grandparents, they died before i had cognitive thinking.\r\n\r\nand my first grandmother died before i could retain memories.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"537852e56368725faeee0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone here know about that Webdriver Torso channel on YouTube? It's giving me the creeps...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5378545d6368725f25220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537852e56368725faeee0200#post_537852e56368725faeee0200\r\nIt's probably a encryption software outputting the videos.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537855c86368725f25bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378545d6368725f25220000#post_5378545d6368725f25220000\r\nOkay....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5378b55263687207cd130600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/2/9/274029.gif?v=1!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5378ba9763687235f7890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do I want to write this paper? No, no I do not.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5378bedb636872362c6c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378ba9763687235f7890000#post_5378ba9763687235f7890000\r\nOh god...\r\nThose years in school with writing on paper was killing my hand...\r\n\r\nSo many bad memories...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5378c0b663687235f7720300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378b55263687207cd130600#post_5378b55263687207cd130600\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/2/9/274029.gif?v=1![/bq]\r\nDuck vs Hitler.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"}]}