{"topics":[{"id":"550f6e9863687235a87e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6dd86368720959810800#post_550f6dd86368720959810800\r\n[spoiler] I want Sideward to fill me up with his hot spunk. [/spoiler]","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550f6ea463687209e25e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6d6c6368723e529f0600#post_550f6d6c6368723e529f0600\r\nNow I want to be in your room and watching you both doing sex.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550f6ec36368722ea4280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6ea463687209e25e0500#post_550f6ea463687209e25e0500\r\nNO\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6e9863687235a87e0700#post_550f6e9863687235a87e0700\r\n....","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550f6f2863687205bd9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6ea463687209e25e0500#post_550f6ea463687209e25e0500\r\nSquiggy and me already tried to get in on the action","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550f6f626368722a1ae40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm eating hotdogs.\r\n\r\nGlorious, glorious hotdogs.\r\n\r\nAlso, eww. \r\nSex.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550f6f7e636872541aee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6f2863687205bd9c0100#post_550f6f2863687205bd9c0100\r\nThe difference is that I will be only watching -and recording- the act.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550f70776368726bb23c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6f626368722a1ae40200#post_550f6f626368722a1ae40200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I'm eating hotdogs.\r\n\r\nGlorious, glorious hotdogs.\r\n[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/904/150/400.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550f70986368726bb24b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f6f7e636872541aee0400#post_550f6f7e636872541aee0400\r\nNo\r\n\r\n\r\nNono","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550f70b463687209e2ae0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f70776368726bb23c0700#post_550f70776368726bb23c0700\r\nBut does it taste good?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550f70f86368721c51060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f70776368726bb23c0700#post_550f70776368726bb23c0700\r\nThat thing can kill me.\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f70986368726bb24b0700#post_550f70986368726bb24b0700\r\nOh yes.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550f729263687259e92a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f70776368726bb23c0700#post_550f70776368726bb23c0700\r\nKFC always pushes food to the edge.\r\nWhat's next? Double Triple Downer Dog Burger?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550f730263687254d3881700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f729263687259e92a0300#post_550f729263687259e92a0300\r\n\"SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT 'WHY?'!  IT'S ABOUT 'WHY NOT?'!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550f732963687255f1013200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f70776368726bb23c0700#post_550f70776368726bb23c0700\r\nI hate the fact I would actually eat that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"550f73ec63687257a8dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f730263687254d3881700#post_550f730263687254d3881700\r\n\"You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! No, not you, test subject, you're fine. Yes, you! Box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye!\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550f75c2636872394ff80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f730263687254d3881700#post_550f730263687254d3881700\r\nThat thing looks like a cholesterol laden Dead Sea on the palm of your hand.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550f75cf6368721c512a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550cba4f6368725f59620c00#post_550cba4f6368725f59620c00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550cba386368725f59570c00#post_550cba386368725f59570c00\r\nYou mean the equivalent of how anti-anime fans such as yourself?\r\n*sassy z-snap*[/bq]\r\n\r\n>people think i actually hate anime\r\n\r\nis this some sort of meme?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550f76316368724edc050500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SNEK\r\nBEGONE FIENDISH SERPANT!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550f76386368725fbf570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"anime is a meme","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"550f778e63687252c9410d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f75cf6368721c512a0600#post_550f75cf6368721c512a0600\r\nEverything is a meme to you.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550f782c63687255f1553200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QzpQwEGMLaE/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550f78906368725eb67e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"pleasantry","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"550f78a263687263b34e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f782c63687255f1553200#post_550f782c63687255f1553200\r\n!http://forum.kingdomcomerpg.com/uploads/default/3966/867be0ad089b8bb2.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550f790b636872744e7d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God dammit, I accidentally emailed the wrong file.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550f798b636872368fb70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Spider bondage\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLSGBQUA8l0","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550f799a6368726bb2470800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550f790b636872744e7d0800#post_550f790b636872744e7d0800\r\nyou're doomed\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/oDrDayo.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}