{"topics":[{"id":"5397e00c636872571dc80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397df0e63687264d3560000#post_5397df0e63687264d3560000\r\nYour bed, room service, shower, porn and internet connection will cost about $1 million.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397e0db6368726575330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nDon't tell me tumblr has taken over LOE too.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5397e0fd63687229741b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e00c636872571dc80300#post_5397e00c636872571dc80300\r\n\"Oops, I read it wrong. It only costs one American dollar.\"\r\n\"Phew...\"\r\n\"From the future! >:D\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5397e34e63687257a6780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397da61636872571dd70100#post_5397da61636872571dd70100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nOh oh!  Do you need some blackup?\r\n\r\nI could anally eviscerate them before they realize how badly they got recked.[/bq]\r\n\r\nLast time I invited a friend to troll them he was banned in less than a minute. :P\r\n\r\nOf course, he took the extremely blunt approach and chanted \"Cock\" and \"Vagina\" in their chat. It could have been much, much more refined.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e0db6368726575330100#post_5397e0db6368726575330100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397d9766368722974ec0100#post_5397d9766368722974ec0100\r\nDon't tell me tumblr has taken over LOE too.[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm afraid that they maybe have.\r\n\r\nIf it makes it better they only ever care about Nintendo games it seems, based on their E3 thread. Or Final Fantasy. So as much as I respect Nintendo, their narrow-mindedness when it comes to entertainment media and other games as made them score only lower.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5397e35e63687265301f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well dudes. I gotta go to the doctor tomoorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397e38d636872655ce70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e35e63687265301f0200#post_5397e35e63687265301f0200\r\nWhat for? Nothing serious I hope.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397e3dd636872185e4c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e38d636872655ce70100#post_5397e38d636872655ce70100\r\nX-ray on my foot.\r\nI've been walking with a limp the past two days","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397e4146368726575a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\nShit, hope its nothing too bad.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397e424636872655c260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e35e63687265301f0200#post_5397e35e63687265301f0200\r\nWhy?\r\n[spoiler]So he can put his arm into your anus as you moan in delight?[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWow, I need to stop hanging around Randomosaur.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5397e424636872655c270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\nDid you fall or something?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"5397e42e6368722969a10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e3dd636872185e4c0400#post_5397e3dd636872185e4c0400\r\n\r\nThose are always fun.\r\n\r\nI got my shoulder X-rayed and CT-scanned when I got in a car accident a couple months ago. That was an experience to be had.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5397e45963687244e48b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e424636872655c260200#post_5397e424636872655c260200\r\nYou really do.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e424636872655c270200#post_5397e424636872655c270200\r\nI honestly don't know.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397e60863687268b90e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A BDSMer's worst nightmare.\":http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140321-orgasms-at-the-push-of-a-button ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397e66a6368726530f40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e60863687268b90e0000#post_5397e60863687268b90e0000\r\nI don't need a button.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I have a hair trigger...[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5397ead26368720cbca20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397e34e63687257a6780200#post_5397e34e63687257a6780200\r\nThen again, prudish behaviors are not restricted to tumblr on the internet.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5397ee3b6368720e88bc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I sometimes wondered the origins of the names of some websites.\r\n\r\nDid a pirate tumble down a flight of stairs and made Tumblr?\r\nDid Goofy invent Yahoo?\r\nDid a factory worker spelled 'goggle' wrong?\r\nDid a U-tube invent Youtube?\r\nDid Mark Zuckerberg love selfies and printed them in a book?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5397efaf6368720be4550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Behold!\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/8/13/73550/large.png!\r\nThe Shy-Hulud!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5397f2146368720c1f0d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The new Sailor Moon designs look lifeless.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5397f2786368720bfeed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397f2146368720c1f0d0300#post_5397f2146368720c1f0d0300\r\n\r\nThose are the manga original designs ironically\r\n\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/646bff42807e2219008e4a09ce27a0ee/tumblr_n4p2u9Is8O1se92eoo1_1280.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397f69c6368720ca9ea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397efaf6368720be4550200#post_5397efaf6368720be4550200\r\nHell the fuck yes.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397f76a6368726cb96f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good night people.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5398017e63687274fd7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Would a dead hagfish with the teeth removed make a good fleshlight? That slime would make a good lube.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539801ad63687274109a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397f2786368720bfeed0200#post_5397f2786368720bfeed0200\r\nthe anime was way more expressive","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53981bcf6368720b37750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like the idea of power without perception.\r\n\r\nIt's a concept you see in fiction a lot. Often what separates a hero from a villain (or a hero turned villain like Saruman) is that the villainous one lacks spiritual understanding and instead is only focused on the material world. Usually this manifests as believing in power over all. Due to them being divorced from moral ideals this becomes power for its own sake, which later still devolves into Might Makes Right.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53981c806368720b7bd50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53981bcf6368720b37750300#post_53981bcf6368720b37750300\r\nPower, in and of itself, is not a bad thing. It is a tool like most everything in this world. It's what you Do with that power that shapes who you are. I've always been a big fan of the chivalrous code. \"Might FOR right.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}