{"topics":[{"id":"55351398636872546be63800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553512ce636872177b872300#post_553512ce636872177b872300\r\nGood thing I don't cuddle alone then.\r\nI mean, not saying I have anyone _to_ cuddle but you get the point.\r\n\r\n\r\n~ok maybe a plushie or two~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553514fc6368727309be3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well time to sleep and junk I suppose.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55351968636872546b544500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Smart parking garage\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=42&v=Py6oTbPu2vc\r\n\r\nI am not sure how this is better then a normal garage especially if someone or something is stuck in one of those cars.","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"553519a2636872203c911f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I found this on the internet.\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6oBteipr--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17ja8shl3vn9sjpg.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553524626368721c62e03600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just bought GTA V for PC, and I got it retail because my net is shit.\r\nBut guess what? you can't activate it on Steam. I'm really fucking pissed right now. I have all of my other GTA games on Steam and if I would've known (which btw I shouldn't have to fucking check before buying) I would've just bought a digital copy. I hate you Rockstar.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55352adb6368722810580a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55350e76636872546b6e2e00#post_55350e76636872546b6e2e00\r\nIt's already on page 2. It's lost forever.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55352b816368725235cc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352adb6368722810580a00#post_55352adb6368722810580a00\r\nJust listen to the Ocean. The waves are calming.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55352cf9636872203cda3d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553524626368721c62e03600#post_553524626368721c62e03600\r\nwhere did you buy it?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55352d066368724f30c40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352b816368725235cc0600#post_55352b816368725235cc0600\r\nI tried to think of a pun, but I can't.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55352d686368724231490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553519a2636872203c911f00#post_553519a2636872203c911f00\r\nWait, THREE?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55352e356368722810171000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352cf9636872203cda3d00#post_55352cf9636872203cda3d00\r\nFrom an online retailer?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55352f0b63687252355d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*yawn*\r\nIt's raining here","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55352f2663687240a17c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352d686368724231490500#post_55352d686368724231490500\r\n\"Welcome to page Three.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM\r\n\r\nIt won't take long to make it to page 4.\r\n\r\n","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55352f636368722810031200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352e356368722810171000#post_55352e356368722810171000\r\nOH then you are doomed, never buy physical things, from place that don't have physical stores, if you had gotten it at gamestop you could have returned it and either gotten your money back or gotten another game and then bought GTA V on steam later","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5535356663687228105d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@I AM TRYING TO DRAW SAITMAMA IN MS PAINT@\r\n@PATIENCE@\r\n@PATIENCE@\r\n@PATIENCE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553537416368723d5e190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535356663687228105d1c00#post_5535356663687228105d1c00\r\n@ERROR \r\nPATIENCE.EXE NOT FOUND@","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553538476368723d5e590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535356663687228105d1c00#post_5535356663687228105d1c00\r\nBlue Screen of death, Error error.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553538936368724f307e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't handle, and neither should you\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/kYgKP9f.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55353a7d63687277d43a4b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553537416368723d5e190000#post_553537416368723d5e190000\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553538476368723d5e590100#post_553538476368723d5e590100\r\n@AND IS FINISHED@\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553538936368724f307e1400#post_553538936368724f307e1400\r\n@NO!@\r\n@BURN IT@\r\n@MY SYSTEMA CANNOT HANDLE ALL THIS CUTENESS!@\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/e376116cf1b3a88f2f27818d0239d742/tumblr_inline_nn0jxhZ0he1t4nv2c_540.png!\r\n\r\n@PURGE@\r\n@MUST PURGE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55353ad16368726147200300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553538936368724f307e1400#post_553538936368724f307e1400\r\nOH MY GOD\r\nTHE EYES\r\nSO CUTE","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55353b5b6368724231071b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553538936368724f307e1400#post_553538936368724f307e1400\r\nAwwww it's a cute dog.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553541bd63687244153b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found something for Twisty... I think?\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/y2J7uWO.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535436d636872660ef10f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55352f636368722810031200#post_55352f636368722810031200\r\nI never buy stuff from Gamestop, lol. Also, it's fun to download 65GB of data with 14mbit internet.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553545876368721e6ce80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535436d636872660ef10f00#post_5535436d636872660ef10f00\r\nYou should, 65 GB? that's insane, even skyrim is like 10 tops","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5535470d6368722b21030a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got a haircut!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}