{"topics":[{"id":"53a7ca6f6368724af3710400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7ca1163687235da240100#post_53a7ca1163687235da240100\r\n\r\nRandy Marsh from South Park?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53a7caab6368726891680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7ca1163687235da240100#post_53a7ca1163687235da240100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7c9ac63687268911c0000#post_53a7c9ac63687268911c0000\r\nNO! RANDY NO WANT FIXED![/bq]\r\n*Shoots Randy with fast acting tranquilizer enough to take out a colossus*\r\n*Begins dragging Randy to the vet to get fixed*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cab7636872260fa80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7c9ac63687268911c0000#post_53a7c9ac63687268911c0000\r\nGuh...Gru...GHRAAAAAH!!\r\n\r\n*The Sudden Transformation to a Shocker rider has left me in a berserk state*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7cac06368725ae1b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7c9e6636872260f810100#post_53a7c9e6636872260f810100\r\nSO MUCH BLOOOOD!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7cafa6368721190df0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7caab6368726891680000#post_53a7caab6368726891680000\r\n*Suddenly wakes up and flies away*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7cb856368727f138a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Where can I get one?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzhP-fKivn4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7cb85636872260ff80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cafa6368721190df0500#post_53a7cafa6368721190df0500\r\n*Shoots Randomosaur with a tranquilizer dart at 100,000 times the strength*\r\nYou just had to do it the hard way didn't you?\r\n*Continues dragging him to the vet*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cbc463687223f4270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, I said I was going to pretend that Randomsaur doesn't exist, But I'll forgoe that just this once\r\n\r\n*In my Berserker State, I kick clean through Randomsaur like a Piece of wet tissue paper*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7cbd863687214241d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7c9e6636872260f810100#post_53a7c9e6636872260f810100\r\n\r\n\r\nlook man i need the goddamn money, there is steam sales coming up, and if some company offers me money to talk great about their games i´d totally do that.\r\n\r\nbtw, COMING ON STORES, BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE, FEEL THE ADRENALIE RUSH IN THIS HIGH OCTANE TEAMWORK BASED GAME IN A URBAN WARFARE, ALL WITH NEW MAPS, GUNS AND VEHICLES, I PLAYED IT AND IT WAS RELALY AWESOME 10/10\r\n\r\nEXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LIFE, FULL OF COLORFULL CHARACTERS WITH SIMS 4, WITH OUR NEW FULLY EMOTIONAL SIMS YOU CAN NOW CREATE A COMPLETE CHARACTER FROM ITS EMOTIONAL ROOTS, CREATE NEW STORIES AND NEW NEIGHBORHOODS\r\n\r\nsponsored by doritos and mountain dew.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7cbfd636872594d240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cb85636872260ff80100#post_53a7cb85636872260ff80100\r\n*Tranquilizer dart no longer works as I have gained full immunity*\r\nRANDY WANT PUSSY INTACT!\r\n*Flies away to Canterlot and starts humping Princess Celestia*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7cc7863687235daea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cbc463687223f4270200#post_53a7cbc463687223f4270200\r\nGod damn it!  After all that time put together to find tranquilizer powerful enough to take out a dragon you had to destroy him.\r\n*Flips Trashboat into perpetual motion flipping cycle that he can't escape out of rage*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cc986368724c41670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cb85636872260ff80100#post_53a7cb85636872260ff80100\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cbfd636872594d240100#post_53a7cbfd636872594d240100\r\nHe doesn't need a vet, he just needs to stay in ignorance.  If he doesn't actually know how sex works where he ends up just humping Celly, then we're not at a threat of having little Randy-lings upon us.\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n*Puts Randy in a high-school sex-ed class* >:D","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7ccad6368722792030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/1e6b9b58791fc3629622f97cd9c1dc49/tumblr_mhv68b0gbD1rchxblo1_500.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7cd1e6368722bd5000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cc986368724c41670100#post_53a7cc986368724c41670100\r\n*Starts humping the hot female teacher and orgasms, causing my juice to flood the entire continent*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7cd496368722b02040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cc986368724c41670100#post_53a7cc986368724c41670100\r\n*Starts humping the hot female teacher and orgasms, causing my juice to flood the entire continent*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7cd90636872260f660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*whoops derpibooru derped","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cdc76368723173000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*whoops derpibooru derped","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cde263687268b5090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Begins rage flipping everyone into perpetual motion table flipping cycle that no one can escape from out of rage of wasting $20 on Randy's tranquilizers*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7ce0663687237e3080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7ce086368721190890600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Asplodes from the double posting!*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7ce196368722b44110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cdc76368723173000000#post_53a7cdc76368723173000000\r\n\r\natleast you didint wiffin in the club","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7ce746368727e161b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did anyone else get that \"Bad Gateway\" error thingy?  Have we lost anyone?","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7ce9063687238081a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Weird\r\n\r\n*Uses the perpetual motion to prepare a rider kick*\r\n\r\nRiderrrrrrr...\r\n\r\nKICK!!\r\n\r\n*The sheer force of the kick somehow manages to break the Shocker rider out of perpetual motion*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7ce9463687212c66b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7ce746368727e161b0400#post_53a7ce746368727e161b0400\r\nYeah, a few seconds ago.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7ce9663687227b16e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/6/9/649318/medium.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}