{"topics":[{"id":"53b76fa86368725716ee0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b76e906368724a08320700#post_53b76e906368724a08320700\r\nYes.\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/577/486/3c9.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7706b6368725317320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"twisted-trying-to-smile.shit\r\n\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/0bd3ff6376ce3f87b4b77584a74cff40/tumblr_n7tbheAFWJ1rd27fwo1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b770976368727d69540600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got a new phone.\r\nMy SIM card does not fit.\r\n\r\nGod dammit.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b770f66368727a3d5a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/602/157/fac.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b773776368727ffb270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I was just walking outside, minding my own business. And suddenly I wave my arm trough a huge spiderweb. Tore half the thing to hell and pissed off the spider. So I apologized to the spider and came back.\r\nI apolgized. To. A. Spider.\r\nThat says more about me than I ever could.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b773e763687250f2d00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b773776368727ffb270100#post_53b773776368727ffb270100\r\nIt says you have bigger balls than me. I'd scream like a bitch.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b774046368727ffb540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b773776368727ffb270100#post_53b773776368727ffb270100\r\n\r\nYou're a good spider -Charlie Brown- Squiggy Bomb.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b7740e636872401dd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b770f66368727a3d5a0700#post_53b770f66368727a3d5a0700\r\n:)","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b7744663687258b8480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b773e763687250f2d00400#post_53b773e763687250f2d00400\r\nIt was an Orb Weaver too.\r\n!http://waynesword.palomar.edu/images/105nik16b.jpg!\r\nIt's so prickly!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b774476368726f6b3a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Damn fireworks everywhere.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53b774756368726f6b530700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b774476368726f6b3a0700#post_53b774476368726f6b3a0700\r\nI KNOW! They keep waking up Admiral.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b77483636872758a150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7744663687258b8480000#post_53b7744663687258b8480000\r\nScream like a bitch and flee back into my house. I am not fond of spiders.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b774ee636872757d2a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77483636872758a150000#post_53b77483636872758a150000\r\nI love them! Wolf spiders, Orb Weavers, and especially Tarantulas.\r\nThy're so fuzzy and adorable!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b7759f636872399ce30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b774756368726f6b530700#post_53b774756368726f6b530700\r\nAdmiral?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53b775c9636872657f9c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b774ee636872757d2a0000#post_53b774ee636872757d2a0000\r\nThat's nice. I'm going to go huddle in the corner and whimper like a kicked dog.\r\n\r\nI know its irrational, I really do, but something about spiders just skeeves me the fuck out way more than it should. I know they eat harmful bugs like flies and mosquito. I know they are harmless if you just leave them alone, and yet my skin still crawls when I see them.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b775e1636872754e880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7759f636872399ce30200#post_53b7759f636872399ce30200\r\nHe's my new kitty!\r\nHis name is Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b775e8636872757d620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b775c9636872657f9c0000#post_53b775c9636872657f9c0000\r\nMe too","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b776bc636872670f090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God The Blob just has the best \"theme song.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3VHKO3qGM","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b7770e63687226a23b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b773e763687250f2d00400#post_53b773e763687250f2d00400\r\n*Puts spider in your pants*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b777546368727a2ab10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b775e1636872754e880000#post_53b775e1636872754e880000\r\nAh, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. One of the best shows of Cartoon Network.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b777bf6368724a03ac0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b777546368727a2ab10000#post_53b777546368727a2ab10000\r\nI KNOW RIGHT!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b777d16368727a56d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b777546368727a2ab10000#post_53b777546368727a2ab10000\r\nIt taught us important lessons. Such as how Clowns will one day invade and DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b777e26368722621540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Happy Murrika day, I almost forgot","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b778046368727a56db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Kills Admiral*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7781663687279d5f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b777e26368722621540000#post_53b777e26368722621540000\r\nYippie. *Waves the flags in an apathetic manner*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}