{"topics":[{"id":"55a1adc86368722bcc000df0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ad396368725a4e000669#post_55a1ad396368725a4e000669\r\nPublished porno fanfiction. Mm.\r\n\r\nI see 50 shades wasn't the only one with the idea.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1ade86368726052000b7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too bad people gave Buffy superpowers\r\n\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/square_medium/3/38919/1121084-buffy_32_var.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55a1ae136368725a4e00078d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aca06368725a4e0005be#post_55a1aca06368725a4e0005be\r\nWell He also is supposed to have a damn sexy voice so there's that too\r\n\r\nPlus he's a master of ventriloquism so he's probably good with his to-oh God what am I saying ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae136368725a4e00078d#post_55a1ae136368725a4e00078d\r\n\r\nI would be lying if I said I didn't feel a little \"special\" when I watched the show live in NYC.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1ae706368722bcc000ee9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2#post_55a1ae4a6368724d750008b2\r\nJesus","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1adc86368722bcc000df0#post_55a1adc86368722bcc000df0\r\n\r\nSeducing the Classics #1? It's a series?\r\n\r\n!http://images.mobilism.org/?dm=3B22FZ1G!\r\n\r\n...oh.\r\n\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-XJi5O%2BOL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg!\r\n\r\n_Oh noooooooooooooo._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1aee16368727600000741","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c#post_55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c\r\n\r\nRULE 34 FORGIVES NOBODY","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a1aee86368720dfd00020d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c#post_55a1ae9c6368725a4e00084c\r\nIs this better or worse than \"rammed in the ass by my novel 'rammed in the ass by my own ass'\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1af366368720dfd000262","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\nPounded, not rammed","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1af436368726052000d8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee16368727600000741#post_55a1aee16368727600000741\r\n\r\nSometimes, though, it should.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\n\r\nWas that novel insulting classic literature? No?\r\n\r\nThis is worse.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1af5e6368722bcc001088","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\nplease tell me that's just something you made up just now\r\n\r\nEDIT (ninja'd): why do you have no mercy, world","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a1af9d636872664800093e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1af366368720dfd000262#post_55a1af366368720dfd000262\r\nDoh\r\nYou're right\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1af5e6368722bcc001088#post_55a1af5e6368722bcc001088\r\n\"Nu\":www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00VDRUI5Q?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&fp=1","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1afb06368727600000812","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1aee86368720dfd00020d#post_55a1aee86368720dfd00020d\r\nThats a thing?\r\n!http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4717-_wut.jpg!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55a1afb86368725a4e0009e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1af5e6368722bcc001088#post_55a1af5e6368722bcc001088\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dlkUus9dL._SX311_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg!\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511vXpDAp1L._SX311_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1afcf6368725a4e000a0a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/JsjRMHo.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\ni really don't want to read this \r\n\r\ni feel like i have to","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b04b6368720dfd0003a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1afb86368725a4e0009e0#post_55a1afb86368725a4e0009e0\r\n!http://giant.gfycat.com/BlandDescriptiveAdder.gif!\r\n\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8bd588f865a299efa73d8028d401523/tumblr_mvykloOjMk1rl3mnpo1_400.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1b0666368720dfd0003c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1afcf6368725a4e000a0a#post_55a1afcf6368725a4e000a0a\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nWHAT","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a1b0686368726052000f3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1afcf6368725a4e000a0a#post_55a1afcf6368725a4e000a0a\r\n\"Got your reading music right here\":https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2tPnajUVGAAn_Aq8M59sm17HVNrX454_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1b0886368724d75000bf9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/JnIFurS.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n_huddles in the corner, singing \"Music of the Night\" and sobbing_","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b0a16368726648000a88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ugh, I can't stop sneezing.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a1b0b36368726052000fbc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b0686368726052000f3a#post_55a1b0686368726052000f3a\r\n\r\nCan't see shit, captain.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b0666368720dfd0003c3#post_55a1b0666368720dfd0003c3\r\n\r\nwhy bother questioning","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b11b6368720dfd000484","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b0886368724d75000bf9#post_55a1b0886368724d75000bf9\r\nYou know, I think Jontron's reaction when he saw Cho Aniki is the best reaction to that paragraph.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a1b13e636872605200104d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to ask. As my insecurities are acting up. Do you guys find me like really annoying at all. You know. That asshole who pretends to be funny?\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso. 2nd question. ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS QUESTION SEEMS TO POP UP ALOT!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1b15b6368722bcc0013a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b11b6368720dfd000484#post_55a1b11b6368720dfd000484\r\n\r\nI'm already leafing through the Monte Christo one. God help me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b1646368726052001095","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1afb86368725a4e0009e0#post_55a1afb86368725a4e0009e0\r\n\"WHAT?!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGtY1aPrOMQ","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"}]}