{"topics":[{"id":"55b174cb63687218630018d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1744b636872285e000fe5#post_55b1744b636872285e000fe5\r\nWhat?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b1750d6368721c5400010b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2015/07/Hot-Toys-Millennium-Falcon-Full-Preview-3.jpg!\r\nTHIS IS UNNECESSARILY LARGE \r\n\r\nTHIS ISN'T A PROMOTIONAL DISPLAY\r\nTHIS IS AN ACTUAL PRODUCT \r\nTHAT THEY INTEND FOR PEOPLE TO BUY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b17548636872285e001108","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1750d6368721c5400010b#post_55b1750d6368721c5400010b\r\n*That shit must cost your entire body* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b1754c63687214ba00081a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b174aa6368721c54000097#post_55b174aa6368721c54000097\r\nUnless aliens are total dicks and keep said technology to themselves like pricks. ","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55b175a96368721863001a0b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1750d6368721c5400010b#post_55b1750d6368721c5400010b\r\nI'll give ya a buck for it.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55b175dc63687241b2001053","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b17548636872285e001108#post_55b17548636872285e001108\r\nLITERALLY WHERE WOULD ANYONE PUT THIS\r\n\r\nPLUS IT'S A JAPANESE COMPANY \r\nISN'T THIS THING LIKE THE SIZE OF THE AVERAGE JAPANESE PERSON'S HOUSE? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b175ec63687214ba0008bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1750d6368721c5400010b#post_55b1750d6368721c5400010b\r\nThat would make a lot of starwars fanboy armpits moist","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55b175fd6368726e4d000afe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1754c63687214ba00081a#post_55b1754c63687214ba00081a\r\nI'm talking about any sort of transmission.  To use an analogy imagine if you traveled back in time and showed people your cellphone; even if they don't understand how that works we're talking about a massive change technologically.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b1761c63687233ba0004db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b175dc63687241b2001053#post_55b175dc63687241b2001053\r\n*I HOPE YOU HAVE AN EMPTY BASEMENT*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b1762d6368721ec1001547","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b174aa6368721c54000097#post_55b174aa6368721c54000097\r\nThe power of nude photos!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b1765b6368721863001ae8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b175fd6368726e4d000afe#post_55b175fd6368726e4d000afe\r\nHmmm Doctor Who/night at the museum ","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55b1769563687233ba000537","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b175fd6368726e4d000afe#post_55b175fd6368726e4d000afe\r\nWhat if we do fined the Aliens and they are SUPER Primitive. \r\n\r\nI mean like, Fucking Aliens riding in Alien Horse Wagons. Or Aliens talking like olden times.\r\n\r\nLike either \"Thou\" And \"Thy\" \r\n\r\nOr \"Oh I do say my old dear chap!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b177306368721863001c02","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1769563687233ba000537#post_55b1769563687233ba000537\r\nI don't think a species that primitive can make radio waves.  When you get down to it we're super primitive so any contact would advance our technology.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b1775f63687214ba000a28","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well bros. I gotta head out. If I can I'll swing by my granddad's and borrow his camera again so you cam all see how Squiggy dresses for a night out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b1777f6368726e4d000c8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1775f63687214ba000a28#post_55b1775f63687214ba000a28\r\n\r\nDo it!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b1779f6368721863001cab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1775f63687214ba000a28#post_55b1775f63687214ba000a28\r\nYay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b1779f63687241b2001261","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1777f6368726e4d000c8d#post_55b1777f6368726e4d000c8d\r\nHey I'm wearing my favorite outfit too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b177a263687233ba000615","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b177306368721863001c02#post_55b177306368721863001c02\r\nI'm just saying in the comical thought.\r\n\r\nLegit the only reason why we found a radio wave is because some kind of weird metal on their Planet whenever it gets electrocuted it puts out Radio Waves.\r\n\r\nIt'd be the funnies shit ever. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b177b263687241b2001281","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1775f63687214ba000a28#post_55b1775f63687214ba000a28\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.costumepedia.com/1000/108/a-super-mario-costume-for-adults.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n~^I'm sorry^~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b177c66368726e4d000cd1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b1775f63687214ba000a28#post_55b1775f63687214ba000a28\r\nYe!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b177f763687233ba000662","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b177b263687241b2001281#post_55b177b263687241b2001281\r\nI'll molest you when I get back.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b17845636872285e0014b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b177f763687233ba000662#post_55b177f763687233ba000662\r\n\r\n...will you have the camera for that, too?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b1785b6368726e4d000d7d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b177f763687233ba000662#post_55b177f763687233ba000662\r\nSure you will [spoiler]Pesky Plumber![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b178bf6368722d3e00003a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b177f763687233ba000662#post_55b177f763687233ba000662\r\nI'll be prepared \r\n[spoiler]!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/46/48/aa4648941d534487454ab707c7ac51a7.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b178d96368722d3e00004b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b17845636872285e0014b7#post_55b17845636872285e0014b7\r\nThere will more likely be camera with him and me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}