{"topics":[{"id":"533b85906368722732240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"(David Attenborough voice)\r\nHere we see our native derpibooru members during their slumber cycle.  Derpibooru members are well known for their liking of drawings of ponies as well as having plushie pillows while sleeping.  Your daytime derpibooru members are different from your night dwelling kind in that the daytime members of the group have sensible sleep schedules and go to bed at normal times.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533b85f56368725d92150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85906368722732240100#post_533b85906368722732240100\r\n\r\nYou're trying to start a war between the daywalkers and night lurkers?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533b86346368723cc77c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"known\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85906368722732240100#post_533b85906368722732240100\r\n\r\nbut im only awake because i need to do homework.\r\n\r\nim actually a daywalker infiltrated, your secret plans shall be known\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533b8a3f63687227159e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85f56368725d92150000#post_533b85f56368725d92150000\r\nNo thank you; last time they shun a uv light in my face and I burst into flames.  Just cause I like to count things, eat chocolate cereal and eat fruit doesn't mean you can turn me to ashes, use a wooden stake, or use holy water.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533b8c50636872697a040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b8a3f63687227159e0300#post_533b8a3f63687227159e0300\r\n\r\nI can use acid or gasoline","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533b8cbd6368725d921b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b8c50636872697a040000#post_533b8c50636872697a040000\r\n. . \"Cheese it fellas, it's the fuzz\"  *runs away","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533b8e3663687254ec940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What would a game with this title would be like?\r\n\r\nWicked Blade's Let's Dance All Night Rising Special Ultra Miracle Super Mario Bros. Second Edition Luigi's Revenge Director's Cut.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533b8f456368727541e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b8e3663687254ec940100#post_533b8e3663687254ec940100\r\nA bullet hell rhythm game.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533b95026368727e6f460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b8f456368727541e40000#post_533b8f456368727541e40000\r\n\r\nCapcom has shown interest in developing. But EA and Activision are fighting to get the rights as well.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533b95c46368724845b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b95026368727e6f460300#post_533b95026368727e6f460300\r\nSorry EA, but that genre has already been filled and all potential customers already are interested in already existing games. (half sarcastic)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533ba78e6368724d511f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone played Goat Simulator?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"533ba8346368722a7abd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533ba78e6368724d511f0300#post_533ba78e6368724d511f0300\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]Has anyone played Goat Simulator?[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/727/243/d08.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533bac506368723e1c420300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533ba8346368722a7abd0100#post_533ba8346368722a7abd0100\r\nIt's only a matter of time before we get a Pony Simulator.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"533bad166368723e1ca20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bac506368723e1c420300#post_533bac506368723e1c420300\r\n\r\nWe have one already.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533baf3863687210043b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85f56368725d92150000#post_533b85f56368725d92150000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85906368722732240100#post_533b85906368722732240100\r\n\r\nYou're trying to start a war between the daywalkers and night lurkers?[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b86346368723cc77c0300#post_533b86346368723cc77c0300\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]known\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533b85906368722732240100#post_533b85906368722732240100\r\n\r\nbut im only awake because i need to do homework.\r\n\r\nim actually a daywalker infiltrated, your secret plans shall be known\r\n[/bq]\r\nAre all the daywalkers asleep?  Good!  *MWUAHAHA*  Time to enact my evil plan of selling caramel covered onions as caramel apples, putting legos in people's slippers, stealing all of their left shoes, replacing the cream filling in oreos with toothpaste and upgrading/downgrading their computers to vista.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533baf9f6368727ceac90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533baf3863687210043b0000#post_533baf3863687210043b0000\r\n\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_latq8mhmzd1qe4tx4o1_400.gif!\r\n\r\nLET THEM COME!\r\n\r\nTHERE IS ONE DAYWALKER YET IN MORIA WHO STILL DRAWS BREATH!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533bb096636872355e9d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533baf9f6368727ceac90000#post_533baf9f6368727ceac90000\r\nWell okay that, but are you aware that your computer has a dirty spot\r\n\r\nRIGHT THERE ->","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533bb0cf6368723539110300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb096636872355e9d0200#post_533bb096636872355e9d0200\r\nAre you still awake?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533bb15a6368727ceae40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb096636872355e9d0200#post_533bb096636872355e9d0200\r\n\r\nHaha! You think I was bored yesterday? If my PC had a spot. It would obviously be to the left <--\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb0cf6368723539110300#post_533bb0cf6368723539110300\r\n\r\nApparently there's a vampire among us... Or a goth kid,, maybe both. Or an albino... And more options, each one wtf-levels of stupider than the last one.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533bb1f06368723539940300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb0cf6368723539110300#post_533bb0cf6368723539110300\r\nOf course.  I'm making a scale model of san francisco and going to pretend I'm godzilla.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb15a6368727ceae40100#post_533bb15a6368727ceae40100\r\nDepends, is someone going to call Simon Belmont again?  That was uncalled for last time.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533bb2666368721004eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb0cf6368723539110300#post_533bb0cf6368723539110300\r\nOf course.  I'm making a scale model of san francisco and going to pretend I'm godzilla.\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nThat's in no way passcode for \"I'm totally not playing with my toys in totally not yuri scenarios again\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533bb3b8636872455f9b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb2666368721004eb0100#post_533bb2666368721004eb0100\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"][bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb0cf6368723539110300#post_533bb0cf6368723539110300\r\nOf course.  I'm making a scale model of san francisco and going to pretend I'm godzilla.\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nThat's in no way passcode for \"I'm totally not playing with my toys in totally not yuri scenarios again\"[/bq]\r\n\"Marisa!  Godzilla is destroying san francisco!\"\r\n\"Don't worry Alice; together we have a magic stronger than godzilla!\"\r\n*stops to play \"that's the power of love\"\r\n\"Love love masterspark!\"\r\n\r\n*. . .* Err *. . .* You saw nothing.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533bb4706368726120e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bb3b8636872455f9b0300#post_533bb3b8636872455f9b0300\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-s3j7kJWHg4Y/UW1WI460VEI/AAAAAAAAAm0/AcFTvgp-1ds/s640/Helmets-Dolls.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533bc39c63687237594d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just a question, have you screamed at someone \"That's none of your business!\"?\r\nAnd for what reason actually?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"533c3ea06368722bb09b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bc39c63687237594d0000#post_533bc39c63687237594d0000\r\n\r\nNo, but I do have yelled to random people out of nowhere.\r\n\r\nAh, the high schooler stupidity.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}