{"topics":[{"id":"53e5cd85636872092f940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cd5e6368727320870000#post_53e5cd5e6368727320870000\r\n\r\nwu tang clan aint nuttin to fuck wit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e5cd9f6368725e94b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cd5a63687264b9000000#post_53e5cd5a63687264b9000000\r\nAre you a virgin?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e5cdd1636872091aa50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cc846368726742a90000#post_53e5cc846368726742a90000\r\nMe neither.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e5cdf36368727320990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cd9f6368725e94b30000#post_53e5cd9f6368725e94b30000\r\nNope. Just careful.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e5ce2d63687250b5e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cdf36368727320990000#post_53e5cdf36368727320990000\r\nIf you want to have kids, go for it. But be absolutely prepared.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e5ce506368723df2770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I h8 kids","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e5ce8b6368721f9f3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't want children\r\ni don't like them\r\n\r\nand i don't see myself being a good parent","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e5cebb6368720449b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm afraid of what I could create if I had kids","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e5cec96368721f6f7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if the kids end up being like me i swear to god it will take some serious therapy to live with them.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e5cee463687249313a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cebb6368720449b80000#post_53e5cebb6368720449b80000\r\n\r\nMunchlax.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e5cf0b6368724e03d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BITCH REAL G´S MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e5cf126368724e03d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love kids!\r\n\r\nI just hate babies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e5cf4a6368724931440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cf126368724e03d90000#post_53e5cf126368724e03d90000\r\nYep, I'm sure you \"love\" them.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e5cf81636872098c7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't even like teenagers\r\n\r\ni always have","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e5cf83636872098c7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cee463687249313a0000#post_53e5cee463687249313a0000\r\n\r\nWorse... CHOWDER!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cf126368724e03d90000#post_53e5cf126368724e03d90000\r\n\r\nI can handle babies, though maybe the fact that I'm the oldest of three is the only reason","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e5cf8963687264b94d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cf4a6368724931440000#post_53e5cf4a6368724931440000\r\nI'm a teacher and a babysitter.\r\nI have to like kids.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e5cfaa6368722a4fbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cf83636872098c7e0100#post_53e5cf83636872098c7e0100\r\nI've known how to change a diaper since I was 9.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e5cfd56368727377ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5cfaa6368722a4fbb0000#post_53e5cfaa6368722a4fbb0000\r\n\r\nSake! High-Five!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53e5cff56368727599d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i would probably end up beating my son.\r\n\r\nim really explosive, easy to anger and im inpatient.\r\n\r\nbad combination for taking care of kids.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e5d0026368722833120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder what my kids would be like.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e5d053636872439f690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5d0026368722833120000#post_53e5d0026368722833120000\r\n\r\nI have no answers.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e5d0956368721758ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5d053636872439f690000#post_53e5d053636872439f690000\r\nI'd probably kick them out for buying organic food or creationist books.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e5d0ac6368727b3fa70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/IBNM0.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/o95iSya.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/RyzhP63.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/7qm769q.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e5d0cf63687208dcaa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5d0026368722833120000#post_53e5d0026368722833120000\r\nYour kids gonna start out as eggs.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53e5d0f06368724d7b250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e5d0956368721758ed0000#post_53e5d0956368721758ed0000\r\nIt could be easy that not let them know about that things.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}