{"topics":[{"id":"535f6add6368727f87cc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We now interrupt this program for,\r\n\r\n*PEGASUS'S BAD PICK UP LINES OF THE WEEK:*\r\n\r\n\"Hey Girl how bout we go back to my house and Trigger the third Impact?\"\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zumqHjD4MO8/T6Pys8-U5jI/AAAAAAAAArI/QLra5P0t5EA/s400/End_of_Evangelion_Shinji_Ikari_OMG_WTF_WTH_HERP_DERP.jpg!\r\n_*~(Shinji put on the fucking condom!)~*_\r\n\r\nThis has been Pegasus's Bad pick up lines of the week, we now presume your scheduled program.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"535f9596636872199fc30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do network executives need experience in TV show writing?","author":null},{"id":"535fc2336368723bcdf20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535f4805636872251a730000#post_535f4805636872251a730000\r\nI will wait until Skynet or The Matrix take control over the mankind, so I would be happy.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535fff4063687268fd7a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"get it while it's hot. Scroll down natch\r\n\r\nhttp://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17501168/post-a-pone-along-with-a-quote-of-theirs-if-dubs","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5360080a6368725940400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Whooaaa, apparently firefox had a huge update while I wasn't looking.\r\n\r\n\r\nWhile I don't like how the combined the bars together into one, and how the new tabs look, they did some major things under the hood.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536008746368725940710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5360080a6368725940400000#post_5360080a6368725940400000\r\nDid someone say,\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/5/16/326717__safe_twilight+sparkle_photo_ponies+in+real+life_twiface_sign_wrong+neighborhood_building_street_new+york.png!\r\nUnder the *hood?*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53604e4363687215225a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else having the issue with YT that, when you go into your history, it'll say something like \"Watch History (9,050 videos)\", but when you scroll down, it'll stop scrolling after about, say, ninety or so videos? That's still a lot, sure, but old YT would let you see all 9,050 videos. Is that feature gone? And if so what's the point of telling me how many of your videos are in your history when they...aren't?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"536051486368724bda2c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53604e4363687215225a0100#post_53604e4363687215225a0100\r\nYes! Only mine doesn't even go by 30 or 20.\r\n\r\nYoutube literally doesn't have history anymore from what I'm looking at, just things you saw recently those 4 days.\r\n\r\nand sometimes, things _DONT_ show up in your history even if you've never seen em before.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"536051cb6368726b27130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/1aad6c868fb2d7b5b1b8581dd17798eb/tumblr_mlgw1own911rlakf4o1_500.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53605697636872687f080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535f6add6368727f87cc0300#post_535f6add6368727f87cc0300\r\nx) lel noice 1 brah","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5360585a636872269f770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oooohhhh, Melt is gonna be in the next Project Diva game!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53605aa26368725af0790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605697636872687f080100#post_53605697636872687f080100\r\nThank ya kindly!\r\n\r\nSooooo, Apparently everything in star wars over all these decades are no longer canon except for the CGI cartoon.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53605b2a6368726a71570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53604e4363687215225a0100#post_53604e4363687215225a0100\r\nYoutube sucks. I blame democracy and the elderly of course","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53605be5636872593d1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605b2a6368726a71570000#post_53605b2a6368726a71570000\r\ni blame ze jews","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"53605c3063687214be150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605be5636872593d1b0100#post_53605be5636872593d1b0100\r\nI think we have our bases covered now.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53605c876368720664830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605be5636872593d1b0100#post_53605be5636872593d1b0100\r\nBlame Canada!  Blame Canada!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53605d366368721957780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605c876368720664830000#post_53605c876368720664830000\r\nu trin to fite me faeg\r\nme n muh army of beavers will fuk ur shit up","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"53605def63687235335b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605d366368721957780000#post_53605d366368721957780000\r\nIT'S GO TIME!\r\n!http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/lBqNCHlbD4XubXTZI1i9Wg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTQyMTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz03NDk-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-02-20/5a0c3ce0-9a66-11e3-a6aa-3d59e9c1043a_bieberbillboard022014.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53605e2a63687235336f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605def63687235335b0000#post_53605def63687235335b0000\r\n>beiber joke\r\nWOW SO UNEXPECTED","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"53605e8e6368726a712e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605e2a63687235336f0000#post_53605e2a63687235336f0000\r\nwhat about Meth jokes?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53605f666368724c938c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605e8e6368726a712e0200#post_53605e8e6368726a712e0200\r\nAnyone else realize the moral of breaking bad is pay teachers more?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53605fea6368724caafb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605f666368724c938c0000#post_53605f666368724c938c0000\r\nNah, pay the students. Try something new.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5360605b63687235339d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53605f666368724c938c0000#post_53605f666368724c938c0000\r\n\r\nI throught it was that selling meth is best job","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"536060c363687209e51b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If breaking bad was in canada:\r\n!https://upworthy-production.s3.amazonaws.com/nugget/52426f78af7cdaa620003502/attachments/BB.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5360617463687214f22c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Breaking Bad is about the pride and envy of a man being subdued for years, and when he finally gets a chance to prove he's as good as he thinks he is, he will go any lenght to prove it, from lying about his motives to even lower practices at the expense of his morality.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}