{"topics":[{"id":"547545b26368722053270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I could replace a limb of mine with a cybernetic limb like in the comics.\r\n\r\nWell, only if I lost it...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475460d63687222cb860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475454e6368721c9a640100#post_5475454e6368721c9a640100\r\nDamn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547545506368723d57320000#post_547545506368723d57320000\r\nMe too. Doesn't mean you can't get a piercing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5475461c63687206d30c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475452c63687211870b0100#post_5475452c63687211870b0100\r\nWell I certainly hope you don't have to go through that shit again. Sound horrifying. \r\n\r\nLike some kind of fucked up horror film. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547545346368720908490000#post_547545346368720908490000\r\nWash em for the children! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5475463d6368727f720d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547545b26368722053270100#post_547545b26368722053270100\r\n[spoiler]RULES OF NATURE[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547546786368726d49ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475460d63687222cb860100#post_5475460d63687222cb860100\r\nNo Piercing!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5475467f6368727f720f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475459d6368726dd1900000#post_5475459d6368726dd1900000\r\nIts why I keep telling people to never stick their dick in crazy/allow crazy to stick its dick in you. Yes, crazy people are in general really good at sex but the drama is not fucking worth it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547546b56368721c9a7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475467f6368727f720f0000#post_5475467f6368727f720f0000\r\nPreach it sista!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547546ee6368727f721e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a right-handed person but my left hand is stronger.\r\n\r\nWhat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475471463687226d4e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475467f6368727f720f0000#post_5475467f6368727f720f0000\r\nnote taken\r\n\r\ni'll stick with my bear\r\nhe's clearly quite sane","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475476363687206d3410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475471463687226d4e10000#post_5475471463687226d4e10000\r\nWell as sane as anyone on this site can be.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547547b56368721674b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547546ee6368727f721e0000#post_547546ee6368727f721e0000\r\nDexterity? Motor control?","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"547547d76368726afc930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475476363687206d3410000#post_5475476363687206d3410000\r\nwell i know you won't stab me if look at cute guy's butt","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547548006368726d61200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547547d76368726afc930200#post_547547d76368726afc930200\r\nIf anything I'll be staring with you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5475484563687253c70e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547546ee6368727f721e0000#post_547546ee6368727f721e0000\r\nMy brother uses his left hand for everything, except for writing, he uses his right hand to write because his old teacher in school was one of those \"left hand is the devil\" teachers.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547548486368721b40380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547548006368726d61200100#post_547548006368726d61200100\r\n[spoiler]why just staring\r\ngo grab him babe\r\nhe can join us~[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475485f636872083f3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475484563687253c70e0000#post_5475484563687253c70e0000\r\nwait that's a thing?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475486b6368725672fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475476363687206d3410000#post_5475476363687206d3410000\r\nI would argue but seeing as a get older I think my mentality has slowly but surely dwindled down to a point I kind of get concerned with at times.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5475487c63687203bef50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547546ee6368727f721e0000#post_547546ee6368727f721e0000\r\nWell do you masturbate with your left hand? If so that is why.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547548bd63687203606e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ambidexterity is good","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547548de636872675fda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MEAT!!!\r\n!http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1097/551/396/007/beef.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5475493a63687275eb0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547548de636872675fda0000#post_547548de636872675fda0000\r\nCOLA!!!\r\n!chulawired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/02-cola-kraut-big.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5475495363687203608c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475493a63687275eb0c0000#post_5475493a63687275eb0c0000\r\ni prefer ice tea","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475497263687220539f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547548de636872675fda0000#post_547548de636872675fda0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475493a63687275eb0c0000#post_5475493a63687275eb0c0000\r\nTETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5475498263687208b4690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547548de636872675fda0000#post_547548de636872675fda0000\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475493a63687275eb0c0000#post_5475493a63687275eb0c0000\r\nI enjoy both those things.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5475499d636872237ba80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475495363687203608c0000#post_5475495363687203608c0000\r\nThat's good too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}