{"topics":[{"id":"537ad6556368726cf6d50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I started reading this manga called _Nanatsu no Taizai_ or _The Seven Deadly Sins_ and so far it's been really good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ad8906368726bd0970500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad54c6368726c0aa50300#post_537ad54c6368726c0aa50300\r\nNope; my roommate was just a dumbass.\r\n\r\nHe's probably going back to prison cause let's tally it:\r\nViolation of parole\r\nAlcohol on campus\r\nDistributing to a minor\r\nAiding the escape of a person from arrest\r\n\r\nHe is fucked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537ad8b26368726cca700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad6556368726cf6d50400#post_537ad6556368726cf6d50400\r\nWhat is it? Scifi? Horror? Comedy?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537ad8d56368726d09e70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad8906368726bd0970500#post_537ad8906368726bd0970500\r\nOoohhh yeah.\r\nHe's *really* fucked.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad8b26368726cca700500#post_537ad8b26368726cca700500\r\nFantasy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ad9356368726d09160500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad8d56368726d09e70400#post_537ad8d56368726d09e70400\r\nYeah; even if he doesn't go back to jail he's still going to be kicked out of school.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537ada046368727722480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad9356368726d09160500#post_537ad9356368726d09160500\r\nYou saw that coming?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"537ada2f6368720248470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad8906368726bd0970500#post_537ad8906368726bd0970500\r\nSome people just never seem to learn...\r\nJust like politicians.\r\n\r\nWell, if he ever gets out, he is likely going to be a career criminal.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537ae31c6368720fd8640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ada046368727722480000#post_537ada046368727722480000\r\n[bq=\"Grieffon\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ad9356368726d09160500#post_537ad9356368726d09160500\r\nYou saw that coming?[/bq]\r\nI totally called it.  If you party too loud on campus the fun police will come.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537af32463687264f8970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Idea: Take the genome of a Cuban crocodile. Edit the genes and their regulation so that it walks mostly on land while upright, give it regenerative abilities, alter the growth hormone promoter to make it as large as a saltwater crocodile, and alter the hormones to make it extremely aggressive. \r\n\r\nVoila, you now have a real-life version of SCP-682.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"537af363636872108cd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Turns out my roommate wasn't the only dumbass at the party.  The person that ran this was his last semester at my college.  If he didn't run he would've just gotten a ticket; also he gave the police his ID card and told them where he lives before he ran.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537af38b6368726569f90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af32463687264f8970100#post_537af32463687264f8970100\r\nDon't give them ideas\r\n\r\nKamen rider Black RX might be able to beat 682\r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8f29fa5eb1d98617ce61f9992e49d04/tumblr_n3fwj51iIW1sqo325o1_250.gif!\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a76f5781dad958c0fee5e58018ade94/tumblr_n3fwj51iIW1sqo325o2_250.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/fc2120e1135d02cce3557e2e5469a295/tumblr_n3fwj51iIW1sqo325o3_250.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/3efd56135a627c11888223b3900b53de/tumblr_n3fwj51iIW1sqo325o4_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"537af4536368725ce63d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af363636872108cd10000#post_537af363636872108cd10000\r\n\r\nI... How... Kuni, \"if you don't mind\":http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek","author":null},{"id":"537af5046368726b3ac50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #8E72\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af4536368725ce63d0400#post_537af4536368725ce63d0400\r\n[bq=\"Background Pony #8E72\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af363636872108cd10000#post_537af363636872108cd10000\r\n\r\nI... How... Kuni, \"if you don't mind\":http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek\r\n[/bq]\r\nYeah; he kind of was stupid.\r\n\r\nOptions after you have given the cops your ID and told them where you live:\r\n1)Pay the ticket and finish college.\r\n2)Run from the cops, go to jail and get kicked out of college during your last semester.\r\n\r\nI hope that guy never reproduces for the sake of the gene pool.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537af5326368726569c10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af363636872108cd10000#post_537af363636872108cd10000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]also he gave the police his ID card and told them where he lives before he ran.[/bq]Why did he even run then? Was he really drunk?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"537af5a06368726ab93b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af5046368726b3ac50300#post_537af5046368726b3ac50300\r\nHe most likely made that stupid decision out of reaction. Trust me, it's difficult to think straight.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537af64d63687261599e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af5326368726569c10200#post_537af5326368726569c10200\r\nHe was sober and only had a single beer according to several of the people who just got tickets.  Everyone but him knew not to run from the cops.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537b06406368723ebd060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537af64d63687261599e0000#post_537af64d63687261599e0000\r\nWait seriously?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537b06e06368722467a20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b06406368723ebd060200#post_537b06406368723ebd060200\r\nNo joke; he ruined his life over a $25 fine.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I just got into Persona.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537b07386368721735490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b06e06368722467a20300#post_537b06e06368722467a20300\r\npoor impulse control ruins lives","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"537b0742636872344dfa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b06e06368722467a20300#post_537b06e06368722467a20300\r\n*> Over a $25 fine*\r\n!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/275/7/9/jontron_nightshade_reaction_gif_by_metroid0070-d5gmyks.gif!\r\nSeriously what was he thinking?\r\n\r\n\r\nDID YOU YOU JUST SAY MMMMMMPERSON!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537b0a0463687272066b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b0742636872344dfa0200#post_537b0742636872344dfa0200\r\nI don't know, but he wasn't thinking it out well whatever his plan was.  What's funnier is that according to several of the people that were there he comically and in a cartoon manner sneaked past the officers' peripheral vision and escaped.  Too bad he didn't think to do that before he gave them his ID and address cause that would have been kind of funny.  What the dude should have done instead is when the cops came in and walked past the door snuck out right past them.  That would have been funny and smooth; but no he did that *AFTER* he gave them his ID card.  He snuck out and ran mission impossible style AFTER he gave them the ID and not when they first came in.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso yes I did say persona; I like these kinds of franchises.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537b0cbb6368727c133f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b0a0463687272066b0500#post_537b0a0463687272066b0500\r\nJesus Christ.\r\n\r\nWhy would you sneak away after giving them your ID!?\r\n\r\nThat's like killing a dog and still buying it dog food, Dude, Dogs dead!\r\n\r\nAnd in this scenario, Dude, It's too late!\r\n\r\nI've seen all of persona 4 thanks too a walkthrough by one of my favorite youtuber.\r\n\r\nI gotta say, Gaame kicks ass!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537b14016368721e1c9e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Update:\r\nApparently the dude also gave chase.  I'm not sure if it's true, but I personally don't know the dude that ran from the cops and I'm just learning about this from the dude's friends.\r\n\r\nI really hope he's realized how stupid he was.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537b20356368725fdcce0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537b14016368721e1c9e0600#post_537b14016368721e1c9e0600\r\nAnd then he takes a selfie.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"537b4a636368724569940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too much estrogen. I'm going to buy testosterone supplements.\r\nBecause if there's one thing I need it is to be more aggressive. \r\n\r\nIn all seriousness testosterone does a lot more than increase aggression. According to my friends' recommendations, these supplements switch you on. Like you got over a hangover you never knew you had.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}