{"topics":[{"id":"54b8c442636872091e9a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c3856368727ebba20800#post_54b8c3856368727ebba20800\r\nSolid Snake had both eyes.\r\nRaiden had both eyes.\r\nNaked Snake had both eyes until [spoiler]a bullet grazed his right eye,[/spoiler]\r\nOld Snake had both eyes but one was covered by the Solid Eye System.\r\nBig Boss wore an eyepatch during Peace Walker.\r\nPunished Snake is gonna have his eyepatch in The Phantom Pain\r\nAnd Raiden lost an eye during the events of Revengeance","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c51e636872778b900700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I just want to cuddle!\"\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Giant_isopod.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54b8c51f636872091eaa0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c31863687268b47a0a00#post_54b8c31863687268b47a0a00\r\nNature can be Awesome.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b8c5656368727ebbb20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c51e636872778b900700#post_54b8c51e636872778b900700\r\nBut what does it taste like?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c57e6368726ff1a10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c51e636872778b900700#post_54b8c51e636872778b900700\r\nOH GOD\r\n!https://data.archive.moe/board/a/image/1353/89/1353898586900.png!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c57e6368726ff1a10400#post_54b8c57e6368726ff1a10400\r\nBut it's adorable!\r\n!https://jacksci.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/giant-isopod.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54b8c5fd6368720778ae0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400#post_54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400\r\nIt is kind of cute in a weird way.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c61b6368727fb0cd1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400#post_54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400\r\nIt's like a Giant Lobster.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b8c62c636872768d021300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400#post_54b8c5bb636872750c6e1400\r\nNO\r\nthat's a horrible sea monster! \r\nIf I saw that I'd freak out","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54b8c64a63687203a8f70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c61b6368727fb0cd1200#post_54b8c61b6368727fb0cd1200\r\nA giant isopod, actually\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--A728iapY--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18ri6hobnxsrzjpg.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54b8c68163687231176a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not from America.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b8c6a26368725e385c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c62c636872768d021300#post_54b8c62c636872768d021300\r\nYou're only making me like it more.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c6be636872478db00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c68163687231176a0c00#post_54b8c68163687231176a0c00\r\nThat much has been made obvious darling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c6c263687215e0150800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c64a63687203a8f70600#post_54b8c64a63687203a8f70600\r\nI know what it is.\r\n\r\nSo enjoy these Lobsters\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Msub-1hLuSk/TMCl-08BfoI/AAAAAAAACNQ/BcGqT7HNtYQ/s1600/l+red+lobsters+old+live.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b8c70363687206e1200400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c64a63687203a8f70600#post_54b8c64a63687203a8f70600\r\nAnd then it ate that cat \r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c68163687231176a0c00#post_54b8c68163687231176a0c00\r\nSweet?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c6a26368725e385c1400#post_54b8c6a26368725e385c1400\r\nIt's ok to like it \r\nI'm just going to always hate it ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54b8c737636872478df50a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c70363687206e1200400#post_54b8c70363687206e1200400\r\nI have a soft spot for misunderstood creatures.\r\nIt's one of the reasons I love spiders.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b8c79763687201a9770900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c737636872478df50a00#post_54b8c737636872478df50a00\r\nMosquitoes?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b8c7b1636872773bbd0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c737636872478df50a00#post_54b8c737636872478df50a00\r\n!media.tumblr.com/6539b0575d2a87507b261d63f49581cd/tumblr_mnpsl9qL0P1s46koto1_400.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b8c7c86368727e61900d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c737636872478df50a00#post_54b8c737636872478df50a00\r\nSpiders are on a fine line for me. I don't mind them as long as they don't touch me. \r\n\r\nBut that thing is just 2spooky","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54b8c7eb6368727898bf1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c737636872478df50a00#post_54b8c737636872478df50a00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c70363687206e1200400#post_54b8c70363687206e1200400\r\nI love spiders.[/bq]\r\n*NEVER* COME _NEAR_ ME","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54b8c83a6368724604c20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c7eb6368727898bf1300#post_54b8c7eb6368727898bf1300\r\n!https://davidlampreia.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/i-just-find-myself-a-cute-spider-what-should-i-do-now_o_2247075.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b8c89f63687204d65d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c83a6368724604c20300#post_54b8c83a6368724604c20300\r\nIt's so tiny ~I think~\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/b2b70b28402704c4e0553f69fa8b5357/tumblr_mz9k0hiIwc1rzo24so6_500.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54b8c8b66368727a5fc60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c7eb6368727898bf1300#post_54b8c7eb6368727898bf1300\r\nOne of my cousins is afraid of spiders. He called them Tyrantulas.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b8c8c36368727d79a40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"How most of us normally treat Spiders\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2RRnk63ZO4\r\n\r\nThank you Spongebob.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b8c90d6368727bda5c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b8c89f63687204d65d0a00#post_54b8c89f63687204d65d0a00\r\nUnfortunately most of the cutest spiders are about the size of the tip of a pen. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}