{"topics":[{"id":"538fc9626368723449f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fc8bb63687234e0e50000#post_538fc8bb63687234e0e50000\r\nI like violence and murder about as much as I like rap.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fca006368723537d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fc90863687233e3f60000#post_538fc90863687233e3f60000\r\nI'm pretty sure most of those ecologists are not on the teams to bring back extinct species; you have to be extremely qualified to be on those teams working on reintroducing extinct species.  If you spent millions of dollars on bringing back a extinct species only for it to get eaten cause john joe doesn't know how to do his job that's going to get people very angry.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fca0a6368723644300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fc90863687233e3f60000#post_538fc90863687233e3f60000\r\nMany of the people in the de-extinction project are conservationists. They would have thought of this beforehand.\r\n\r\nAnd many species have been re-introduced into habitats which they were once wiped out from. Has that caused any ecological disaster?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fca7d636872348a6e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fc9626368723449f30000#post_538fc9626368723449f30000\r\n\r\n\r\nyeah i pretty much figured that out, thats why when i heard the song i thought it was perfect for you.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fcb35636872365ddb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fca006368723537d40100#post_538fca006368723537d40100\r\nTotally not going to bring up the BP oil spill or the release of Africanized bees. They may be professionals but that does not mean they are incapable of oversight or ignorance.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcb66636872348abf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fca7d636872348a6e0100#post_538fca7d636872348a6e0100\r\nOuch, that burns.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcb7a63687235ab9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So guys I need some advice. There is a cat that lives near my apartment. She's really pregnant and I don't know what to do with her. I've been thinking about adopting one of the kittens when they're born but I can't have a family of felines running around. What is the most humane way to deal with this stuation?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fcbd763687234bf1a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcb7a63687235ab9f0100#post_538fcb7a63687235ab9f0100\r\nAdvertise on craigslist that you have free kittens to give to a good home. You can also put posters around your city and tell friends and family to spread the word.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcc386368723432500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcb35636872365ddb0100#post_538fcb35636872365ddb0100\r\nYes, let's cherry-pick the times that scientists screwed up and ignore the fact that they have been successful many more times.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fcc3f63687235f3510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcbd763687234bf1a0200#post_538fcbd763687234bf1a0200\r\nThat might work. I'm also considering taking the ca to get fixed after she has the kittens.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fcc4f636872341ed50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcb66636872348abf0100#post_538fcb66636872348abf0100\r\n\r\nits fun tho.\r\n\r\n\"maybe a more slow paced SINGED song will be better\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm4A-5xuiVU\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fcc92636872361e0f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcb7a63687235ab9f0100#post_538fcb7a63687235ab9f0100\r\nNo kill shelters.  Some will even take pregnant cats.  If not then just feed them until they're old enough and find a family or take them to the shelter.\r\n\r\nThere is a fee for some no kill shelters though, but a lot of them get adopted cause a lot of people want to buy from a no kill shelter.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fccf263687233f77e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcc4f636872341ed50100#post_538fcc4f636872341ed50100\r\nEven when he sings it sounds like rap.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcd336368723449930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcc92636872361e0f0200#post_538fcc92636872361e0f0200\r\nI would rather people buy from a kill shelter so the animals on death row will instead go to good homes.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcde3636872348a750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fccf263687233f77e0200#post_538fccf263687233f77e0200\r\n\r\n\"ok this time it is a REAL singed song, singed by a real singer\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRwNNLfss2o","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fce936368723537760300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fcde3636872348a750200#post_538fcde3636872348a750200\r\n0/10 would never listen to or watch ever again.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538fcee663687233d0f70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fce936368723537760300#post_538fce936368723537760300\r\n\r\n\r\ntough crowd.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fd0ea636872365de10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Fucking Aquarion Man\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuGFR5tBc4","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd16d63687234bf2d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Fucking Gackt\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VZYrUuvLE","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd35e636872365ddf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Growls threateningly at SquiggyBomb*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd3d36368723644940400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd35e636872365ddf0400#post_538fd35e636872365ddf0400\r\n*hit's him with a tranquilizer dart*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd43e636872365d340500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd3d36368723644940400#post_538fd3d36368723644940400\r\nWe'd better check him for rabies. I'll need a power drill, a plastic baggy, and someone may want to lay a tarp down here. Its gonna be a messy.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fd4ba636872341ede0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd43e636872365d340500#post_538fd43e636872365d340500\r\nNooooooo. Bad Gasmask.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd4e863687234e0630500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd4ba636872341ede0400#post_538fd4ba636872341ede0400\r\nYou never let me power drill someone's brains out to check for rabies!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fd57163687233f79c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd43e636872365d340500#post_538fd43e636872365d340500\r\nDon't wory, I'll be pointing this high powered machine gun just incase he gets up.\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/994c19ef3c7f99077e7a6cbdf430983f/tumblr_n6m4x39LeY1qfbz1so1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}