{"topics":[{"id":"54fbb03d636872280c540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbafa7636872701cec3000#post_54fbafa7636872701cec3000\r\nShit man.\r\nTake a break.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fbb0776368720c09491700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I ever got close to death, my last words shall be something funny and quirky.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fbb079636872121a440600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb03d636872280c540000#post_54fbb03d636872280c540000\r\nI took an ibuprofen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fbb096636872702bce0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb079636872121a440600#post_54fbb079636872121a440600\r\nA what now?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fbb0eb6368727ffb050700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb096636872702bce0c00#post_54fbb096636872702bce0c00\r\nAnti-headache pill.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54fbb1016368723039ab0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb0eb6368727ffb050700#post_54fbb0eb6368727ffb050700\r\nOh, okay.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fbb120636872121aa40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb079636872121a440600#post_54fbb079636872121a440600\r\nI hear orgasms help headaches \r\nUnfortunately I can't help with that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb1716368727ffb570700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back from church!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fbb1d76368722039360a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb079636872121a440600#post_54fbb079636872121a440600\r\nWhat kind of drugs do kids take nowadays...?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fbb21663687214df8a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb1d76368722039360a00#post_54fbb1d76368722039360a00\r\nBath salts I think ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb2b2636872042f890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb1716368727ffb570700#post_54fbb1716368727ffb570700\r\n~_Did you pray for GabeN_~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fbb30f6368720c09ca1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck\r\n\r\nwhat's up with the male Wii fit trainer's quotes on smash\r\n\r\nLETS GET TO WORK ON YOUR UPPER BODY\r\n\r\nSTRETCHING WILL STIMULATE YOUR BACK","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54fbb35e63687245d78c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb30f6368720c09ca1700#post_54fbb30f6368720c09ca1700\r\nWhat you mean?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb3a2636872057d070800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothing like being ambushed by an ice-weak fiend while training ice demons.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fbb3c66368727131920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb35e63687245d78c0b00#post_54fbb35e63687245d78c0b00\r\n\r\nGo to vault, then sounds, then go over to voices\r\n\r\nhis every quote is a health tip\r\n\r\nAnd if it isn't that its an ear raping screech","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54fbb3e9636872057d360800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just noticed something.\r\nThe amount of mail in one of those things, ya know the one that looks like a stamp on the Mac, said 2015.\r\nSweet.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fbb40e63687268dc5d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"McMillan TAC-50\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAKtOd_lZJc\r\nSexy looking rifle.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fbb4186368725e2c0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb3c66368727131920000#post_54fbb3c66368727131920000\r\nWell yeah, same with the female trainer","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb423636872057d5c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/5/5e/Rg_aile_strike.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111016193301!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54fbb4246368722cd8760e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There is porn of the female Wii Fit Trainer.\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/0PMTnch.gif!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fbb44363687207dafc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb4246368722cd8760e00#post_54fbb4246368722cd8760e00\r\nDude, there was porn the day of announcement\r\n\r\nAlso male trainer","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb45c6368720522010600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb4246368722cd8760e00#post_54fbb4246368722cd8760e00\r\n_No Exceptions_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fbb4646368723555a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb2b2636872042f890000#post_54fbb2b2636872042f890000\r\nNo, but I received a bonus. \r\n+100% damage to undead and unholy enemies\r\n+3hp/s for 24 hrs","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fbb47e6368720c09311800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb4646368723555a10000#post_54fbb4646368723555a10000\r\nWe need temp bonus stats for sex","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fbb4cc63687262abbb0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fbb4646368723555a10000#post_54fbb4646368723555a10000\r\nNow you can kill the devil easily.\r\n^If you're a high level.^","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}