{"topics":[{"id":"539287c56368723269bc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53928723636872336f340500#post_53928723636872336f340500\r\nThat is one small-ass fish.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5392881b636872336faf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8211448576/hE8349CC2/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5392882763687231a2370400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53928723636872336f340500#post_53928723636872336f340500\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljas9uykYm1qcj25so1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539290786368722200640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder what are the chances for a weird dimensional portal to just come out of nowhere, throw a potato chip through it, and close it immediately.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5392919a636872220b160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539290786368722200640000#post_539290786368722200640000\r\nHow high are you?","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"539292b66368721e72a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392919a636872220b160100#post_5392919a636872220b160100\r\nIf I was high, I would say a mini Twilight came through riding a leaf like a plane, assault me with a tiny gun and throw mini nukes all over the place. Then, she would return through the portal and with a flash, everything is fixed as if it never happened.\r\n\r\nSo yeah, I guess I'm not that high.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5392939b6368721dec490200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539292b66368721e72a40100#post_539292b66368721e72a40100\r\nThat's very random.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"53929416636872222c100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wisconsin just struck down their gay marriage ban.  I believe there's 18 states where it's legal, 7 where it's struck down and going to appeals court and the rest are still waiting on their court dates.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5392947b6368722294510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53929416636872222c100200#post_53929416636872222c100200\r\nWhy are countries against gay marriage? I see nothing wrong with gay marriage.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"539294ef6368721f717a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392947b6368722294510200#post_5392947b6368722294510200\r\n\r\n\r\nwell in our country its illegal because its incostitutional, since the law says its a contract between a man and a woman.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539294f96368721f71810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392947b6368722294510200#post_5392947b6368722294510200\r\n\r\nThe short version: Fear of change","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5392a9b16368722a8af30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Lauren Faust is directing an animated comedy.\":https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/474611396852719616","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"5392acd96368722a4ea30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392a9b16368722a8af30300#post_5392a9b16368722a8af30300\r\n\r\nI like greek mythology, that alone is enough, but you add the guy who wrote Antz and Faust? Fine, I'll be there","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5392adf26368722c09480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I ever have children, I will name one of them Vagina.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5392ae436368722711760400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392adf26368722c09480500#post_5392adf26368722c09480500\r\nWhy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5392ae796368722a8a090600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392ae436368722711760400#post_5392ae436368722711760400\r\nSo they have to go through high school with that name.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5392aef26368722b6f540600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392ae796368722a8a090600#post_5392ae796368722a8a090600\r\nYou're a cruel boy...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5392af3163687229f7890600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115021203/truecapitalist/images/e/ea/Derpyghost.jpg!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120118041621/truecapitalist/images/2/2c/Cancer_ad.png!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120117014221/truecapitalist/images/2/22/Motorbike.jpg!\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115150329/truecapitalist/images/f/f9/Jewishghost.jpg!\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115144547/truecapitalist/images/3/3b/Ghost_brony.png!\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120121003619/truecapitalist/images/9/9a/Beercans1.jpg!\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115021856/truecapitalist/images/a/a3/Midgetghost.jpg!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120115021945/truecapitalist/images/f/fd/Selloutghost.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5392afe26368722776cc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just got back from the theater from watching \"Edge of Tomorrow\".\r\nAnd _*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUM*_ is it the best friggin thing yet.  Seriously.  It's awesome.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5392b0366368722737750600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392afe26368722776cc0500#post_5392afe26368722776cc0500\r\n\r\nI keep hearing that, guess trailers cannot be trusted anymore","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5392b04c6368722776f50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392afe26368722776cc0500#post_5392afe26368722776cc0500\r\nYou do know it's based on a Japanese light novel right?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5392b19b63687229caa60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392afe26368722776cc0500#post_5392afe26368722776cc0500\r\nI hope I can watch it this weekend. Sounds like the best scifi this year can offer.\r\n\r\nHave you been so tired that you just\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmt5rjUtT1qmrqk9o1_500.jpg!","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"5392b1ce6368722bc5940700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392b04c6368722776f50500#post_5392b04c6368722776f50500\r\nOh, no, I didn't know that.  I'll have to go look it up on google.\r\n\r\nBut yeah, it's pretty gosh dang awesome.  I'm not going to spoil _anything_ because of how awesome it is and you just need to go see it yourself.  It's just... asjhdfgiahusoif;jhagerfwoisd;klfndfv-- I can only _barely_ contain myself from my sheer utter satisfaction of how epic and hilarious and thrilling and interesting that movie was.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5392b2056368722711390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5392b1ce6368722bc5940700#post_5392b1ce6368722bc5940700\r\nLook up _All You Need Is Kill_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5392b5166368725d362a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mormons apparently believe that dinosaur fossils are remains of alien life from other planets, and that God built Earth from pieces of other planets.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}