{"topics":[{"id":"550e0df463687225f4e90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If life was funky.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550e0e0963687258a5600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://lh5.ggpht.com/l8SuP_ERBvt3wbYCmDeeu9uiHeor0d_5S8gUd0af_m3YhG5cFG8oylRjwzq8f0hXOBFL=h900!","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"550e0e14636872687b6e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/167/201649-83334195_super.jpg!\r\n\"My star is the star that will create the heavens!\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550e0e376368720a20db0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0d716368726baf940700#post_550e0d716368726baf940700\r\n\r\nI JUST HAD DIGIORNOS\r\n\r\nYOU ORDERING PRICK","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"550e0e4663687258a5860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think the funniest thing in Dragon Ball is mouth lasers","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550e0e8a6368727e775a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0e376368720a20db0600#post_550e0e376368720a20db0600\r\nWe call those _Delissio_ in Canada.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"550e0eb06368722ee4141800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0e4663687258a5860000#post_550e0e4663687258a5860000\r\nFor me, the funniest thing is that a dog is their ruler.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550e0ed1636872226d2f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0eb06368722ee4141800#post_550e0eb06368722ee4141800\r\nAnd that his name is King Furry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550e0edc6368726bdfc70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0e0963687258a5600000#post_550e0e0963687258a5600000\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/kaNgeEI.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550e0f066368724794291e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ew ew ew my grandpa is talking about how my grandma ran over the cat and he had to bring her out back and shoot her...","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550e0f536368724073a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0e14636872687b6e0500#post_550e0e14636872687b6e0500\r\nThat's Marianne and Lugi from that one chinese cartoon right?\r\nWhat was it... Attack on Harry Potter: Gandalf's Bizarre Adventure?\r\n\r\nI'm getting too old for this shit.\r\n\r\n~if you can't tell I'm not being serious~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"550e0f576368722066500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f066368724794291e00#post_550e0f066368724794291e00\r\nI never want to hear stories of animal pain","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550e0f7263687218604e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Final Fantasy Type 0 is in the same universe as 13?!\r\nNO!\r\nNOOOOO!\r\nFUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\r\nI KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN't believe there's a decent game in the final fantasy 13 universe!  Are you fucking kidding me?!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550e0f7b6368721050180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f066368724794291e00#post_550e0f066368724794291e00\r\nYour grandpa's gonna kill your grandma?!\r\nCALL THE COPS\r\nCALL THE FIREMEN\r\nCALL THE PRESIDENT\r\nCALL ISIS\r\nCALL YOUR MOM\r\nWE'VE GOT ALIENS","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550e0fae6368726bdf300600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f576368722066500200#post_550e0f576368722066500200\r\nThis. So much this.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"550e0fe8636872687b1b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f576368722066500200#post_550e0f576368722066500200\r\nI just woke up\r\nI'm eating\r\nGuhhhh\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f7b6368721050180200#post_550e0f7b6368721050180200\r\n....yeah","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550e0fff6368721860820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0fae6368726bdf300600#post_550e0fae6368726bdf300600\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f576368722066500200#post_550e0f576368722066500200\r\nAgreed.\r\n\r\nIts just depressing to here. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550e10236368726f810d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GUYS\r\n\r\nNEW GLITCH\r\n\r\nEVERYONE I REPLY TO COMES UP AS @MIYO IN THE TEXTBOX\r\n\r\nAND THATS LAYERED ON TOP OF THE EVERLASTING 2 MINUTES AGO GLITCH\r\n\r\nTHIS\r\n\r\nIS\r\n\r\n[spoiler]FUN[/spoiler]","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"550e10766368727e773d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e0f066368724794291e00#post_550e0f066368724794291e00\r\n\r\nWARNING GRAPHIC\r\n[spoiler]My great uncle once beat a piglet to death on a fence post for being a runt, just grabbed it by it's back legs and swung it's head into a fence post, it took several swings, and i can still remember it's cries,[/spoiler]\r\nSo you will forgive me if your tale of a horrible accident leading to a mercy kill fails to impress me,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"550e10c963687254e9780c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e10766368727e773d0200#post_550e10766368727e773d0200\r\n\r\njesus fucking christ\r\n\r\nmy chest actually _hurts_ after reading that","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"550e11056368725d57a60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e10766368727e773d0200#post_550e10766368727e773d0200\r\n_no_ what\r\nD:\r\nT-T ew","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550e11146368725555350400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e10766368727e773d0200#post_550e10766368727e773d0200\r\nIf we're sharing brutal animal deaths stories [spoiler]one time a cat that my brother used to have crawled into the car for warmth cause of how cold it was and he turned it on and it deskined the cat; the cat didn't die, but the cat got deskined hard and had to be put down cause there was no way it could ever recover.[/spoiler]\r\nNow my brother has a cathouse to keep his cats warm so there isn't a repeat.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550e11276368724794c91e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550e10766368727e773d0200#post_550e10766368727e773d0200\r\nI once murdered a chick before its time.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Crushed its head with a big stick and hid the body in the shed. Don't know why I did it. The image haunts me till today.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550e11d76368723f18ac0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not reading any of these. Because fuck that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550e11d8636872139c7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can we please stop\r\n\r\nI'm feeling physically ill","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}