{"topics":[{"id":"55108168636872042da80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551080bc63687211aed93000#post_551080bc63687211aed93000\r\n....\r\nNow that you mention it....","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551081c06368722d840d1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"We are probably going to see mammoths in our lifetime\":geekologie.com/2015/03/skip-this-go-straight-to-dinos-scientist.php\r\n\r\nScience. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551082156368726f93e91200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551081c06368722d840d1600#post_551081c06368722d840d1600\r\nTHE BABBY MAMMOTHS","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5510829e63687264f1dd4700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551081c06368722d840d1600#post_551081c06368722d840d1600\r\nWELL HOLY SHIT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551082bc6368726b41b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551081c06368722d840d1600#post_551081c06368722d840d1600\r\nScrewing with DNA Science.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551082f763687213cbbf2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551081c06368722d840d1600#post_551081c06368722d840d1600\r\nI wonder what mammoth flesh tastes like.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5510837f63687236481a2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know I here about stuff like this and than I cant just help but say to myself \"WELL THERE IS NO WAY THIS WILL BACKFIRE HORRIBLY!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510839a636872137ce00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551082f763687213cbbf2700#post_551082f763687213cbbf2700\r\nLike hell they will ever let anyone including you eat it!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551083d863687273b8fc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well theyve been theorizing about this for years now, theyve gotta have everything ever planned out\r\n\r\nits cool to see them actually get around to doing it though","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551087306368721130bd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Never swim in the Amazon!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg95xEZaEIM","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551087b56368720c3dbc3800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys.\r\n\r\n\r\n~no really, that's all I wanted to say~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"551087f66368724c55f91400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510837f63687236481a2300#post_5510837f63687236481a2300\r\nLike Juarassic Park.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55108a2163687273b8ce0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551087b56368720c3dbc3800#post_551087b56368720c3dbc3800\r\nHey!\r\n!http://canadacoupondatabase.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/arctic-garden.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55108aa36368721bcdcc0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551087b56368720c3dbc3800#post_551087b56368720c3dbc3800\r\nEllo!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551087f66368724c55f91400#post_551087f66368724c55f91400\r\nThat or Dino Crisis.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551083d863687273b8fc0300#post_551083d863687273b8fc0300\r\nIt is pretty cool! I wonder what other weird things they'll attempt at resurrecting?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55108c3763687255de2c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. I'm home, I'm clean, and I'm tired.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55108c6d63687273b8320600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108c3763687255de2c0b00#post_55108c3763687255de2c0b00\r\nThan go to bed! Take five! \r\n\r\nYou don't have to stick around if ya too sleepeh. Especially if you need to recharge your batteries.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55108cd76368725faffa1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108c6d63687273b8320600#post_55108c6d63687273b8320600\r\nNot sleepy. Just exhausted.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55108cf16368720168420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://data.archive.moe/board/vg/image/1424/31/1424319511144.jpg!\r\n\r\n!https://data.archive.moe/board/v/image/1422/88/1422889694437.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55108d096368722da6022700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108c3763687255de2c0b00#post_55108c3763687255de2c0b00\r\nWhat do you mean by _clean?_\r\nWhat did you do?!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55108d316368726f7b2c1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108cd76368725faffa1b00#post_55108cd76368725faffa1b00\r\nWell if you aint Sleepy.\r\n\r\n\"*GET HYPE*\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLbFRBBZ8aA","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55108d39636872587b610600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108d096368722da6022700#post_55108d096368722da6022700\r\nTook a shower.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55108d4b63687255de850b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108d096368722da6022700#post_55108d096368722da6022700\r\nHe took a shower.\r\n\r\nBut trust me this man is never clean. Not by soul standards. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55108d516368727127040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/2d4d477d390cfa284e03be7b420409d1/tumblr_nhq83kiYEj1td6zwdo1_500.jpg!\r\nI like how this guy thinks.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55108d9e636872729d180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108d516368727127040000#post_55108d516368727127040000\r\nTirami Knows whats up.\r\n\r\n(Inb4 everyone starts talking about their sex lives, again, once again leaving us out of the loop, again) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55108de16368727174300400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55108d39636872587b610600#post_55108d39636872587b610600\r\nI want [spoiler] a facial in the shower[/spoiler]","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"}]}