{"topics":[{"id":"55572e5963687219dfdd0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55572d386368724fc1320500#post_55572d386368724fc1320500\r\nNight.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555735486368724fc1910a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Odd things transpired on this day.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555736e0636872358d6b2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557227c63687212909f0000#post_5557227c63687212909f0000\r\nInteresting. But I very much doubt that most of what you said is the actual reason behind the dream.\r\n\r\n1. The lumps weren't like any real-life disease. Think of two ping-pong balls at the base of your neck, at the front, under the skin. That was what it was like. I honestly don't think I've ever been bitten by a mosquito; one tried once, but I felt it poking me and flicked it away before it actually penetrated my skin. And that was _years_ ago.\r\n\r\n2. As for the blood, I didn't know anything about those kind of rituals, even that they existed, so the dream couldn't possibly have been based on them. However... now that I think about it, the blood tasted like \"blood orange\":http://www.tarasmulticulturaltable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blood-orange-1-of-1.jpg juice, not medicine - and I had been thinking about blood oranges a day or two ago. My brain must have just made the connection.\r\n\r\n3. As for the dragoness, well... you're right there. It wouldn't take Einstein to figure that one out.","author":"52f5159b6368721440260300"},{"id":"5557381563687212900c1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@BrownieComicWriter\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555736e0636872358d6b2300#post_555736e0636872358d6b2300\r\nWhat he said holds true. You cannot dream of anything you know not of. Hence why the myth that dreams can predict events is utter rubbish.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555738f36368724fc17e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@BrownieComicWriter\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555736e0636872358d6b2300#post_555736e0636872358d6b2300\r\nAwesome.\r\nI had blood oranges once. Not really a fan of it though.\r\n\r\nAlso, the ping pong balls part. Wouldn't that just be the _laryngeal prominence_ (AKA \"Adam's Apple\") only larger in your dream? Try touching your throat. You'll feel it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso again, *WHAT KIND OF SKIN DO YOU HAVE?!*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555739e66368721ba1661300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555738f36368724fc17e0d00#post_555738f36368724fc17e0d00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@BrownieComicWriter\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555736e0636872358d6b2300#post_555736e0636872358d6b2300\r\nAwesome.\r\nI had blood oranges once. Not really a fan of it though.\r\n\r\nAlso, the ping pong balls part. Wouldn't that just be the _laryngeal prominence_ (AKA \"Adam's Apple\") only larger in your dream? Try touching your throat. You'll feel it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso again, *WHAT KIND OF SKIN DO YOU HAVE?!*[/bq]\r\nDont be racist faggot","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573aa76368721ba13e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555738f36368724fc17e0d00#post_555738f36368724fc17e0d00\r\nWhat? Is your Adam's Apple two large spherical lumps? Mine certainly isn't.\r\n\r\n[bq]\"@BrownieComicWriter\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555736e0636872358d6b2300#post_555736e0636872358d6b2300\r\n*WHAT KIND OF SKIN DO YOU HAVE?!*[/bq]\r\nAre you asking me how the mosquito failed to successfully bite me? Well, I dunno. Maybe it just messed it up. Also, I noticed it straight away, because it was on my hand. Not a sensible place to jab sharp objects into someone and hope they won't notice.\r\n\r\nI tried blood oranges too. I thought they were too sour, like in the dream.","author":"52f5159b6368721440260300"},{"id":"55573b2f636872358d6f2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Stay safe ppl \r\n\r\n\r\n Forecast Discussion\r\n   SPC AC 160559\r\n\r\n   DAY 1 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK  \r\n   NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK\r\n   1259 AM CDT SAT MAY 16 2015\r\n\r\n   VALID 161200Z - 171200Z\r\n\r\n   ...THERE IS A MDT RISK OF SVR TSTMS ACROSS PARTS OF SOUTHERN\r\n   NEBRASKA..WESTERN AND CENTRAL KANSAS...THE WESTERN HALF OF\r\n   OKLAHOMA...AND A SMALL PORTION OF WESTERN NORTH TEXAS...\r\n\r\n   ...THERE IS AN ENH RISK OF SVR TSTMS FROM CENTRAL NEB SWD TO N TX...\r\n\r\n   ...THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF SVR TSTMS FROM THE NRN PLAINS SWD TO\r\n   CENTRAL TX...\r\n\r\n   ...THERE IS A MRGL RISK OF SVR TSTMS ACROSS THE PLAINS FROM THE\r\n   U.S./CANADA BORDER TO THE RIO GRANDE...\r\n\r\n   ...THERE IS A MRGL RISK OF SVR TSTMS ACROSS SRN NY AND ROUGHLY THE\r\n   NRN HALF OF PA INTO NRN NJ...\r\n\r\n   *...SUMMARY...\r\n   AN OUTBREAK OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IS EXPECTED ACROSS THE PLAINS\r\n   STATES SATURDAY INTO SATURDAY NIGHT...FROM PARTS OF NEBRASKA\r\n   SOUTHWARD TO TEXAS.  RISKS WILL INCLUDE VERY LARGE HAIL...DAMAGING\r\n   WIND GUSTS...AND SEVERAL TORNADOES -- WITH A FEW LIKELY TO BE\r\n   SIGNIFICANT/LONG-LIVED.*","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573bf56368726f8c590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573b2f636872358d6f2b00#post_55573b2f636872358d6f2b00\r\nin Canada\r\ndont care","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55573c21636872587b370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573bf56368726f8c590200#post_55573bf56368726f8c590200\r\nI hope u get raped by a nasty old man","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573d026368726ac6402900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556e517636872608d8c0700#post_5556e517636872608d8c0700\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"Tractor Trailer Accidently Hooks Small Car\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1gKDCIOfk\r\n\r\n!https://t.chzbgr.com/ThumbnailCache/maxW500/i.chzbgr.com/completestore/15/5/14/G5ofIzXwskOxM4SLBJYVXg2.gif![/bq]\r\n\"Bonk\" -Scout","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55573d0d636872586eec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573b2f636872358d6f2b00#post_55573b2f636872358d6f2b00\r\nOh No Severe Thundersorms in Texas and Nebraska.\r\n\r\nDon't really care about those states.\r\n!http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/9ea/88c/813/resized/california-meme-generator-meanwhile-in-california-016242.jpg?1318067355.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55573d4a6368726f99cd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573c21636872587b370000#post_55573c21636872587b370000\r\nThat's three posts in a row by you that have left me feeling some kind of mixture of confusion, disgust, and disbelief, in varying proportions.","author":"52f5159b6368721440260300"},{"id":"55573e0d63687212908c2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573d026368726ac6402900#post_55573d026368726ac6402900\r\n\r\nI was summoned. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55573e1563687212909c2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573d0d636872586eec0000#post_55573d0d636872586eec0000\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573b2f636872358d6f2b00#post_55573b2f636872358d6f2b00\r\nOh No Severe Thundersorms in Texas and Nebraska.\r\n\r\nDon't really care about those states.\r\n!http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/9ea/88c/813/resized/california-meme-generator-meanwhile-in-california-016242.jpg?1318067355.jpg![/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://assets.meanwhilein.org/hashed_silo_content/e96/ce8/0d3/resized/meanwhile-in-georgia-b18cfc.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573e516368721290fa2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@BrownieComicWriter\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573d4a6368726f99cd0200#post_55573d4a6368726f99cd0200\r\n[bq=\"BrownieComicWriter\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573c21636872587b370000#post_55573c21636872587b370000\r\nThat's three posts in a row by you that have left me feeling some kind of mixture of confusion, disgust, and disbelief, in varying proportions.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThat's how people usually feel around me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573e896368726f8c8c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"12°C\r\n\r\nDying","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55573ebf6368721290972400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573e896368726f8c8c0500#post_55573e896368726f8c8c0500\r\n12c pfffffft it supposed to be about 27c here today","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55573f656368726f99130500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573ebf6368721290972400#post_55573ebf6368721290972400\r\nI hate heat\r\n\r\nI should move to antarctica","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55573ff56368721290fc2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573f656368726f99130500#post_55573f656368726f99130500\r\n\r\nU should","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557401c6368721290262600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55573ebf6368721290972400#post_55573ebf6368721290972400\r\n\r\nIt's pouring out by me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5557406663687212909e2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557401c6368721290262600#post_5557401c6368721290262600\r\nOmg lucky","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555740ca636872358d363500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afk","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557410a636872358da53500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557406663687212909e2600#post_5557406663687212909e2600\r\n\r\nNot if I wanted to go out today. :(","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555741726368726f99510700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"3D printed jet enginge\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6A4-AKICQU","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}