{"topics":[{"id":"555a9c0a63687216aec60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9bce6368722c7f5c0a00#post_555a9bce6368722c7f5c0a00\r\nNo.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a9c3663687216ae090600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9b2b63687216ae9f0400#post_555a9b2b63687216ae9f0400\r\n@Slingshots tends to broke after few uses.@\r\n@I am not surprised@\r\n@But still a shoot from those things can hurt a lot@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555a9c6b6368722ba5c60b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9b7c6368723210870300#post_555a9b7c6368723210870300\r\nI went to a firing range with my dad, my brother, my brother's friend and his dad once a few years ago. We fired  I handgun and a… lever-action rifle I think. I remember the pistol was a pain in the ass to reload, and that I was a pretty terrible shot with both guns.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"555a9c706368721403140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got my first Nerf gun yesterday.\r\nI got my second today.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"555a9c716368722ba5db0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9b7c6368723210870300#post_555a9b7c6368723210870300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Am I the only one here (aside from Albus) who has used an ACTUAL firearm?[/bq]\r\n@A friend has a .45 in his house@\r\n@He let me use it for some things@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555a9d5063687201a2c20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9b7c6368723210870300#post_555a9b7c6368723210870300\r\nNever used one","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555aa02d636872620aad0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a9c0a63687216aec60500#post_555a9c0a63687216aec60500\r\nOnly healed one. Never used one. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555aa1566368721403a00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"moo","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555aa17263687201a2070a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Remember when Hannah-Barbera exploded?@\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/9e61c4e52d6d914c4b3dcc5225436dbb/tumblr_mzm9rqpGHe1s14xzjo1_540.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555aa1ed636872620af70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aa17263687201a2070a00#post_555aa17263687201a2070a00\r\n\r\nThis crap always happen in Marvel and DC. This is why kids this days can't have Multiverses, they just don't take proper care of them.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555aa4b363687239a1dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@When you jump into the edge-o-meter@\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/0a713687c107358e2af0b3bfc00ae05d/tumblr_noiqhk8a6u1r1phbfo1_540.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555aa4f7636872620a040b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aa4b363687239a1dd0200#post_555aa4b363687239a1dd0200\r\n\r\nSomeone hit puberty","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555aa53f636872620a650b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Kitten Mountain\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Mountain","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555aa5bb63687214037a0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aa53f636872620a650b00#post_555aa53f636872620a650b00\r\nofficially the greatest mountain ever","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555aa8966368725a56d50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/2babe874696b02fde6a3b6393b64e2c1/tumblr_noipqviRca1tlb56zo1_400.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555aa8c963687276f7500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aa8966368725a56d50500#post_555aa8966368725a56d50500\r\ni should do this to a kid one day on their birthday","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555aaa186368722b61b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aa8966368725a56d50500#post_555aa8966368725a56d50500\r\nI didn't know a cake could act like a balloon. Still wonder how that's possible.","author":"53b52d3263687264ad300300"},{"id":"555aaa4e6368722697270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@atalarikt\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aaa186368722b61b90100#post_555aaa186368722b61b90100\r\nI think what happened is that they covered a balloon in frosting.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555aaa956368725a56e90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/341/461/d52.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"And yeah, it's a real thing.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MaDonal","author":"53b52d3263687264ad300300"},{"id":"555aaedb636872236c0c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"..","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555aafcc6368727e53220c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[spoiler]WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE THINK GENETICALLY ENGINEERING A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR WOULD EVER BE A GOOD IDEA?![/spoiler]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ab0336368722e7c910900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aafcc6368727e53220c00#post_555aafcc6368727e53220c00\r\nif i enginereed a raptor\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nhawt ;)","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555ab07063687230e3210900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aafcc6368727e53220c00#post_555aafcc6368727e53220c00\r\nJurassic Park","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555ab10863687230e3d30900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab0336368722e7c910900#post_555ab0336368722e7c910900\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ab07063687230e3210900#post_555ab07063687230e3210900\r\nAnd the some fucking GENIOUS thinks \"Hey Dinosaurs are lame. Let's make a SUPER dinosaur!\" *YOU STUPID FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT!?*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ab11e6368727e53400e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555aafcc6368727e53220c00#post_555aafcc6368727e53220c00\r\nbecause \r\n!http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Buck-Sawyer/cs-Dinosaur-5-5.jpg! ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}