{"topics":[{"id":"5563e27d63687203b3340a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563dcf46368724bbec71600#post_5563dcf46368724bbec71600\r\nI'm digging it I'm digging it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e0706368720a150d0600#post_5563e0706368720a150d0600\r\nTry to take a break from that stuff if it makes you mad. Shit like that is awful to read.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563dcf163687203b3f50100#post_5563dcf163687203b3f50100\r\nWould the Giant Robot be the Hulk? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5563e32063687203b3480b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e208636872156e260300#post_5563e208636872156e260300\r\nI was going to say that that would cause a lot of bigots getting their word across media more\r\nBut then I realized a lot of bigots are already speaking freely as they want in internet media\r\nSo yeah, stop the censorship","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5563e34a6368723a726f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563dcf46368724bbec71600#post_5563dcf46368724bbec71600\r\nHow about this too, make it where years go by until people rediscovered the place? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5563e4116368723a72710400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e32063687203b3480b00#post_5563e32063687203b3480b00\r\nEspecially worse when it's the very bigots who abuse the power to censor people to create their echo chambers.\r\n\r\nCensorship breeds an environment for lies and delusions. While in an open environment, anything can exist.\r\n\r\nDon't like what you hear or see? Either don't watch, buy whatever. Or Too bad.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5563e47863687264aa960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e27d63687203b3340a00#post_5563e27d63687203b3340a00\r\nNo. This one would be a piloted one.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5563e4ca6368720a15fe0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563da9163687249e90b0b00#post_5563da9163687249e90b0b00\r\nStep 1. Watch any video that has THGTHG explaining something.\r\nStep 2. Read the text below with that voice.\r\n\r\nAbout 2 years ago, similar to that of 8 pony years in Equestria at the planet Terra with the North Sector of the North Sector of the East Sector of the North Sector of the Galaxy, a young and more or less ambitious man who goes by his DJ name, cb5 decided that he wanted to express his feelings of love and philosophy and all the other things that nobody cares of to the web. So, he did just that. Except he didn't.\r\n\r\nThere was paperwork to be filled and investments to be made before the thread could even begun to exist. It didn't take long since the MODs (Machine-like Overlords of Derpibooru) didn't really care much as long as the residents and occasional slaves follow the guidelines they have placed. Guidelines that very little read. Which is why this book exists.\r\n[/bq]\r\nThen existed this thread. Of course, there was nothing here at first. It didn't even have a name. He may have left that out for quite some time, maybe named it something ridiculous like the \"Slayers of Mike\" or something. He then opened the thread to the public and it had a grand opening too, sponsored by our very own Derpibooru Inc. widely known for it's range of products such as miniature violins and fluffy balls of ponies to be used as washing cloths or tennis balls. You can even hug them too if you feel like it.\r\n\r\nIts first entry was by a man named Vlakc, an awkward man who apparently was not Russian like some people speculated. He also posted the first image, now long lost due to the ever changing codes of the Internet. At first, the thread was full of talks about their own personal lives but it was not Facebook because of two reasons. One, nobody gets paid for it and two, nobody goes around and complain about their lives and expect people to care about something so trivial. But still, it was a fun place to be and would slowly grow as the most active thread in history.\r\n\r\nOf course, that took years until it would grow to such lengths. Most people would rather shoot hobgoblins in the buttocks with slingshots and dance with a robotic Micheal Jackson. But still, it would not stop growing. It took years until people started to notice it. Some feel it as a threat of a thread and tried to destroy it with a large cannon. Thankfully, the cannon never went off because they forgot the blackpowder. And it was already noon, so it felt as a waste of time. That's how the name came to be. Also because its easily misplaced creator, cb5 thought it was funny. Well, it wasn't.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5563e554636872576a050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e27d63687203b3340a00#post_5563e27d63687203b3340a00\r\nI'm going to go to sleep in a few minutes, cause the amount of homophobic xenophobic racist bullshit people say against japan is legitimately pissing me the fuck off.\r\n\r\n\r\nThe justifications of people trying to censor summarized:\r\n\"I support gay rights so we need to keep gays out of mass media\"\r\n\"I support multiculturalism so we need to keep japan's culture out of the usa\"\r\n\"I support different races so we need to keep japs out of the usa\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5563e5de6368723a72e10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e554636872576a050100#post_5563e554636872576a050100\r\nInner peace.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e6666368725194eb1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e34a6368723a726f0300#post_5563e34a6368723a726f0300\r\nDone.\r\nAdded the last paragraph based on your idea.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5563e6a863687264aa8d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two mecha in the japanese avengers would probably be a bit much tho.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5563e6fa6368723a72a50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e6a863687264aa8d0600#post_5563e6a863687264aa8d0600\r\nNever 'nuff Mecha","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e73663687264aa4d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[walks in]\r\nWell, I'm back fro—\r\n[sees everything]\r\n[walks out]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5563e74d636872191c760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e554636872576a050100#post_5563e554636872576a050100\r\nRest well.\r\nDon't let this shit eat the best out of you.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5563e7e263687257855e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e73663687264aa4d0700#post_5563e73663687264aa4d0700\r\nWimp.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e80c6368725194cd1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e7e263687257855e0400#post_5563e7e263687257855e0400\r\nI guess you're right. (It could also give for some good fights when Hulk goes into its \"Fuck everything\" Mode)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5563e86b63687251947d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I might go to the farmer's market tomorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e8f563687203b3511500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e86b63687251947d1d00#post_5563e86b63687251947d1d00\r\nYum\r\nGet fruit \r\n\r\n[spoiler]i hear pineapples make semen tasted better. At least that's what my lady friend says[/spoiler]","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5563e93d6368725194d21e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e8f563687203b3511500#post_5563e8f563687203b3511500\r\nI'm going to buy soap...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e94c6368720890ed0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e5de6368723a72e10600#post_5563e5de6368723a72e10600\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e554636872576a050100#post_5563e554636872576a050100\r\nInner peace.[/bq]\r\nAgainst better judgement I looked further into it:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/882/318/9cb.gif!\r\nOtakus in japan actually rally against racism and the west depicts japanese otaku culture as racist to fight against racism.\r\n\r\nJapanese culture for centuries was plagued with racism, homophobia and xenophobia and now that there's a generation of young adults who are fighting against that sort of shit the first thing the west does is call them shit cause \"it's geeks so of course they're <insert here>\".\r\n\r\nJapan recently legalized same sex unions; that would have been impossible twenty years ago and it's to the point that older generations are resorting to name calling and shit to stop the cultural change.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNot to drag politics into this, but shit like this is why I hate progressives in the usa cause they attack pro-gay rights groups and pro-equal rights groups as racist, homophobic or sexist cause they don't fit into *THEIR* definition of what constitutes as pro.\r\n\r\nReason why I'm so pissed off at progressives right now summarized: \"I support gay rights so I'm going to shit talk a group of people that support gay rights and remove gays from mass media cause they don't fit my definition of what gays should be\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5563e9646368723a72460c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e86b63687251947d1d00#post_5563e86b63687251947d1d00\r\nFeels nice having fresh produce readily available.\r\nI hear in many part of US, fresh produce is hard to come by for urban folks.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5563e9b163687208909f0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e94c6368720890ed0e00#post_5563e94c6368720890ed0e00\r\n_*sigh*_\r\nDoes this rag smell like chloroform to you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563e9c96368723a72f00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e9646368723a72460c00#post_5563e9646368723a72460c00\r\nThe benefits of rural America!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5563ea1a63687203b34f1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e94c6368720890ed0e00#post_5563e94c6368720890ed0e00\r\nHypocrisy is one of those things I absolutely hate the most in life. Next to cowardice and injustice.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5563ea4c63687264aa260c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e9c96368723a72f00c00#post_5563e9c96368723a72f00c00\r\nBetter than getting food from the gas station and drugstores XD","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5563ea7563687203b3f21700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563e93d6368725194d21e00#post_5563e93d6368725194d21e00\r\nBUT FRUIT \r\n\r\n\r\n~I love fruit~ \r\nUhhhhhhh\r\nHoney crisp apple\r\nPineapples\r\nWatermelon \r\n\r\n_UHHHHH_\r\n*needs a moment*","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"}]}