{"topics":[{"id":"55a40bf86368720421002d62","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a405a26368727991000836#post_55a405a26368727991000836\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]I haven't seen my boyfriend in a month.\r\n\r\nI might be going crazy from physical contact withdrawal. [/bq]\r\nI haven't talked to anyone in a month\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a40c836368721eed0001de","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So this is what people do with the spare time on the internet XD","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55a40db86368720ce9002737","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40c836368721eed0001de#post_55a40c836368721eed0001de\r\nEeyup.\r\n\r\nThat and this. \"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNlg-cgLgE\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNlg-cgLgE","author":"53862ca46368724bd0e40400"},{"id":"55a40dd16368720421002fef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40c836368721eed0001de#post_55a40c836368721eed0001de\r\nWell it is the time wasting thread.\r\n\r\nLet's talk about peens!\r\n\r\nBig..Thick...veiny...peens.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a40e3363687265f60005aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4072363687279910009d0#post_55a4072363687279910009d0\r\n\r\nIt's the worst drug, I'm afraid.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a40e3e6368726b420000c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40dd16368720421002fef#post_55a40dd16368720421002fef\r\nInteresting topic\r\n!http://img.tfd.com/architecture/f0711-04.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a40e53636872176a00159f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Big thick veiny _horse_ peens?","author":"53862ca46368724bd0e40400"},{"id":"55a40f5c6368720ce90029ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40e3363687265f60005aa#post_55a40e3363687265f60005aa\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4072363687279910009d0#post_55a4072363687279910009d0\r\n\r\nIt's the best drug, I'm afraid.[/bq]\r\nFTFY","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a40fa86368721c540011c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw no physical contact to get withdrawal from\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a4103163687265f6000820","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40fa86368721c540011c9#post_55a40fa86368721c540011c9\r\nYou. Go watch Daredevil.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a4104b6368725374000465","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40f5c6368720ce90029ad#post_55a40f5c6368720ce90029ad\r\n\r\nSomewhere in between those two extremes. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a4105a636872176a00184f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4103163687265f6000820#post_55a4103163687265f6000820\r\n^~But I in the car~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a4106e6368727eb500025e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4104b6368725374000465#post_55a4104b6368725374000465\r\nThe mehest drug?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a410796368721c540012e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40f5c6368720ce90029ad#post_55a40f5c6368720ce90029ad\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a40e3363687265f60005aa#post_55a40e3363687265f60005aa\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4072363687279910009d0#post_55a4072363687279910009d0\r\n\r\nIt's the best drug, I'm afraid.[/bq]\r\nFTFY[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a410f16368720ce9002bf7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/kcXPd0z.jpg!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a411116368727eb5000301","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4106e6368727eb500025e#post_55a4106e6368727eb500025e\r\n\r\nCloser, but too apathetic. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh yeah have I ever told you guys about my transformers convention bingo horror story?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a4118e63687253740005e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c#post_55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]bingo horror story[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm game.\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a411a56368727f6f001d86","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c#post_55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c\r\nNo you have not but now I'm intrigued.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a4121c6368721c54001537","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4118e63687253740005e0#post_55a4118e63687253740005e0\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c#post_55a4114f6368720ce9002c9c\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]bingo horror story[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm game.\r\n[/bq]^ this","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a4146a6368721c54001822","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New avatar.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a415116368727eb5000732","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"are those teeth","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a415a86368727f6f00232d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a4118e63687253740005e0#post_55a4118e63687253740005e0\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a411a56368727f6f001d86#post_55a411a56368727f6f001d86\r\nOkay so it was me, my friend and our moms (we were in our early teens at the time) and we went to botcon which is the official transformers convention\r\nWell on one of the nights they have this nice dinner and a presentation with the guests like the voice actors and designers and whatnot and one of the halls has bingo\r\n\r\nSo we all go to the bingo because they have some pretty good prizes and the lady they always got to do it would always make a show of it\r\nWell at one point she tosses a handful of decepticon pins into the audience and these two ladies fight over them and minutes later we hear one of them scream \"YOU DO *NOT* CALL ME A BITCH\" followed by the other woman grabbing her purse and leaving in a huff\r\n\r\nSo now everyone's startled and confused but we try to resume the bingo\r\nA few minutes later a kid starts crying and a guy gets up and yells \"IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO-\" and runs out of the room\r\n\r\nAfter that we got out of there before some other shit happened ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a4179c6368720ce90035e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a415a86368727f6f00232d#post_55a415a86368727f6f00232d\r\n\r\nWho the fuck fights over _pins?_","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a417a16368720ce90035ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a415a86368727f6f00232d#post_55a415a86368727f6f00232d\r\nOh god! \r\n\r\nYeah I would have done the same thing, Whatever was going on didn't sound good. 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