{"topics":[{"id":"55a82f2763687217c2000ee4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"people still watch friends?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a82f3863687217c2000efe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n_poor pegasus_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a82f866368727f7a0000cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82eda6368727a98000000#post_55a82eda6368727a98000000\r\nEvery time someone does something like that, this is my reaction.\r\n!http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/spongebob-eyes.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a82fb96368721a74000010","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec563687217c2000e51#post_55a82ec563687217c2000e51\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82e356368727d92002720#post_55a82e356368727d92002720\r\nBut you ain't tryna build rapture in restaurant form are ya[/bq]\r\nDon't think I wouldn't if I could. Only it wouldn't be a restaurant. It would be an arcade.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a82fc063687265070001a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82f3863687217c2000efe#post_55a82f3863687217c2000efe\r\n\r\n_“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”_\r\n\r\nThis has to be one of those days where you're like \"Damn, I'm glad I decided to be a cop.\"\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a830046368727d920029ec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*reads the top message on the forum*\r\n\r\n\r\nI just had a interesting random thought; why is that always that in general for most sites the people that apply to be moderators are 90% just crap?  I'm obviously not talking about current site staff, but I mean as in the people that apply to be moderators to sites?\r\n\r\n90% of the time the sorts of people you get applying to be mods for sites, obviously they never get the position but, are the people that go:\r\n\"M@ke m3 m0d pl0x thx!\"\r\n\"Have you read the rules?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"How do you intend to carry out the rules if you don't know them?\"\r\n\"B@n anyone who argues with me\"\r\n\"How do you judge if someone should be banned?\"\r\n\"If they disagr33 wit me they gut perm@b@nned\"\r\n\"You're not becoming a mod\"\r\n\"Fuck you!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a8301f63687216880000a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82da663687217c2000cdf#post_55a82da663687217c2000cdf\r\n\r\n\"Florida is fucking weird, man\":http://www.365rundown.com/florida-man-arrested-for-blindfolding-and-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ [/bq]\r\nWHYYYYYYYYYY?!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a8304663687217c200106c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82da663687217c2000cdf#post_55a82da663687217c2000cdf\r\n\r\n\"Florida is fucking weird, man\":http://www.365rundown.com/florida-man-arrested-for-blindfolding-and-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ [/bq]\r\n.......\r\nGoddamnit, Florida.\r\n[spoiler]Why you gotta do that to Pegasus[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a8304d6368721a74000095","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82fb96368721a74000010#post_55a82fb96368721a74000010\r\n_yoooo\r\nAnd it Would be called arcadia_\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82fc063687265070001a5#post_55a82fc063687265070001a5\r\nHow are you not just paralyzed with laughter at that point ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a8305f6368721a7400009d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8301f63687216880000a3#post_55a8301f63687216880000a3\r\n\r\nOn one hand, I should be outraged about the cruelty this animal has suffered.\r\n\r\nOn the other hand, _fucking Florida._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a830e36368727f7a000240","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a830046368727d920029ec#post_55a830046368727d920029ec\r\nive never seen that issue, it's better for the admins/mods to chose positions than say \"hey goys, come get your powers while you can!\"","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a830e9636872168800014f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/1c7dae45dcd9b34de48420c93153307e/tumblr_nr3my7vKW51u0yrlgo1_1280.png!!https://36.media.tumblr.com/e85dffb28fdb16ad1069d448d00e69bc/tumblr_nr3my7vKW51u0yrlgo2_1280.png!!https://36.media.tumblr.com/60d1449bf3f227276d9984bd78656762/tumblr_nr3my7vKW51u0yrlgo3_1280.png!!https://36.media.tumblr.com/fc2462de29e13d897ede395d3a7e872b/tumblr_nr3my7vKW51u0yrlgo4_1280.png!\r\n\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/d5afa2f437d8a97a14c67c46870de24c/tumblr_nr3n43YH971u0yrlgo3_1280.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/b92676ad08402533bbc7cca94c24191f/tumblr_nr3n43YH971u0yrlgo4_1280.png!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/d8776e01112b5e2b258657cfb71cdea3/tumblr_nr3n43YH971u0yrlgo1_1280.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/d9eeba2c4f55629bdc8f08cdd67e2c4b/tumblr_nr3n43YH971u0yrlgo2_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a830ed6368727d92002b50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys.\r\nI think toxicrystal predicted FNAF 4's release date.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a830ef6368727f7a000247","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82fc063687265070001a5#post_55a82fc063687265070001a5\r\nRandom animal fact, but alligators and that are one of the few types of animals that have sex cause they enjoy it.  The reason why it didn't kill him is that probably when he started she enjoyed it.\r\n\r\nSide note: I would massively have to dissuade anyone from trying to see if this is true though cause a alligator tail can break bones so it's version of \"no\" would be to break your ribcage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a8313e6368721688000193","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a830e9636872168800014f#post_55a830e9636872168800014f\r\n\r\nI have friends like that.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a830ef6368727f7a000247#post_55a830ef6368727f7a000247\r\n\r\nI guess that makes it...better?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a831536368721a7400016e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a830e9636872168800014f#post_55a830e9636872168800014f\r\ni seriously doubt anyone can genuinely enjoy such mindless crap without a feigned interest","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a8318463687217c2001244","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh yeah\r\nI am currently a sweat monster because I walked three miles in this dang ass heat\r\n\r\nCan it be winter yet ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a831b56368727d92002c6e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ew take a shower","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a831bd6368727f7a000306","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a830ef6368727f7a000247#post_55a830ef6368727f7a000247\r\n...\r\nThe guy was wearing a condom... Wasn't he?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a831d763687217c20012c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How can people say that reality TV is garbage when \"shit like this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehaFxD7XKY exists","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a831d96368721baa000712","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a831b56368727d92002c6e#post_55a831b56368727d92002c6e\r\nNu","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a832846368727f7a00046b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a831d763687217c20012c0#post_55a831d763687217c20012c0\r\nb-but they're rich! i can't enjoy a show featuring people i'm envious of!\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a831d96368721baa000712#post_55a831d96368721baa000712\r\nyus, i walk at least 3 miles like every day and nigga you smell like shit after that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a8328f6368727f7a00047e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a831d763687217c20012c0#post_55a831d763687217c20012c0\r\nI don't think anything will ever beat \"the God warrior\":http://youtu.be/q3mDLsyn6ns or Amy's baking company","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a832c263687217c200145f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8328f6368727f7a00047e#post_55a8328f6368727f7a00047e\r\n\r\nDid you know that on Amy's FB, she attacks Ramsey for being \"anti-feminist\" and _that's why_, supposedly, he hated her food?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a8334363687265070005d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow. Lars is a fucking douchebag and he REALLY doesn't deserve Sadie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}