{"topics":[{"id":"554d8c7b6368725491590400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c5e63687242c05f2800#post_554d8c5e63687242c05f2800\r\nAw you did?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d8c8463687242c0972800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c5d63687242c05e2800#post_554d8c5d63687242c05e2800\r\nTomorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d8c9c63687242c0ba2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c5d63687242c05e2800#post_554d8c5d63687242c05e2800\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8bee6368725d018f0700#post_554d8bee6368725d018f0700\r\nWhen is the next testfire?[/bq]\r\n4-5AM PST\r\n\r\nThen one more at 12-1PM PST","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554d8c9d6368725e81210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8b4b63687242c0aa2600#post_554d8b4b63687242c0aa2600\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Everyone else is calling Splatoon for shooter of the year right!?[/bq]\r\nThe moment when the new Call of Duty turns to be the game of the year.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554d8cca6368722128ec0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c3d63687232ca580b00#post_554d8c3d63687232ca580b00\r\nThe demo will only work for one hour on tomorrow and Sunday. \r\nIt's less a demo and more a public server stress test","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554d8d0163687242c0492900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c7b6368725491590400#post_554d8c7b6368725491590400\r\nNo.\r\nIt was, like a couple hundred pages ago.\r\nI basically said a sorry message after, remember?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d8d466368727dca470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130510173821/onepiece/images/9/9c/Kaku_as_a_Shipwright.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SPLATOON COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY.\r\n\r\nHOLY SHIT.\r\n\r\nBEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/9396925dce6dd1539c6ec112cc0d9635/tumblr_nfbg35T4ae1qlr8pbo1_500.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554d8d696368725e81b80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d466368727dca470000#post_554d8d466368727dca470000\r\n\r\nWho many wanted (and still do) to be the next Mugiwara","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554d8d6a63687254b0180500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/12f7c94b5a00f88cc10600932ba9458e/tumblr_nnllhe3Tl01r3siq6o8_1280.png!\r\n*I CANT CONTAIN IT MAN!*\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554d8d6d63687254914f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c3a636872510e3e0900#post_554d8c3a636872510e3e0900\r\n!http://fotos-top.com/items/spiderman-meme-25714.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"554d8d7563687242c0fa2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d466368727dca470000#post_554d8d466368727dca470000\r\nAin't he precious?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d8d7c63687232ca190d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And bye bye Jason","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554d8d826368725d01b10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000#post_554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]SPLATOON COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY.\r\n\r\nHOLY SHIT.\r\n\r\nBEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/9396925dce6dd1539c6ec112cc0d9635/tumblr_nfbg35T4ae1qlr8pbo1_500.gif![/bq]\r\nYOU LUCKY SQUID!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554d8d9863687254b05f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8c9d6368725e81210300#post_554d8c9d6368725e81210300\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/113/hahaha-no.gif!\r\n","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554d8d9d6368725491920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d696368725e81b80300#post_554d8d696368725e81b80300\r\n^Fucking Weaboos.^","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554d8da563687254919a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000#post_554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000\r\nHappy Splat Day bro!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d8dd863687242c0842a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And hello Freddy","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554d8df663687213f66b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000#post_554d8d4a6368727dca4b0000\r\nSo, your birthday today or May 28?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554d8df963687242c0b42a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d826368725d01b10900#post_554d8d826368725d01b10900\r\nI'll be sure to give you a Birthday splat.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d8e0063687254b0cb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_*EHAN continues to fangasm for the next several -hours- -days- -weeks- -months- -years- eternities*_","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554d8e1b63687254911e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8df663687213f66b0000#post_554d8df663687213f66b0000\r\nI thought it came out on May 29\r\n\r\nSo... then","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554d8e2f63687254b0ed0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8e0063687254b0cb0500#post_554d8e0063687254b0cb0500\r\nHa, as if you'd live long enough to do that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554d8e426368722128130900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8d7563687242c0fa2900#post_554d8d7563687242c0fa2900\r\n[spoiler]So far he's been quite a dick after the facade is uncovered.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554d8e476368725d01b50a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d8e1b63687254911e0600#post_554d8e1b63687254911e0600\r\nMay 29 in North America.\r\nEast people get it first.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}