{"topics":[{"id":"53f7db536368727158920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7dadc6368720bc1bd0100#post_53f7dadc6368720bc1bd0100\r\nDoes the Orgy count? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7db7e63687272fc640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7db106368723c8bac0100#post_53f7db106368723c8bac0100\r\n\r\nyou thought i was an eeveelution..\r\n\r\nbut it was me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7dbed6368725d90c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7db7e63687272fc640000#post_53f7db7e63687272fc640000\r\nDIOOOOOOO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7dc1e63687229a9a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7db7e63687272fc640000#post_53f7db7e63687272fc640000\r\n...I have no fucks to describe this.\r\n\r\n*Ushers Too offensive in and Closes the Door*\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Various sounds and the smell of sexyteim can be detected close to the door[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n*The details won't be given, Seeing as how this thread is (Mostly) Safe for work*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7dc5e63687223d1510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"since sex roleplay is for nerds ill go back to being me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7dd826368723f10cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7dc1e63687229a9a00000#post_53f7dc1e63687229a9a00000\r\nBlurgh\r\nI'm too fyat ta move...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7dda1636872232f7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7dc1e63687229a9a00000#post_53f7dc1e63687229a9a00000\r\nGotta go fast! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7ddac6368727ac1c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*After all is said and done, The retcon hits*\r\n\r\n*If it wasn't for the retcon proof material I used, I would have never made The device*\r\n\r\n*Instead, The Retcon made it so that I never charged it, And Decided to use it for another time*\r\n\r\nAnd that's why Ultra Seven is way better than Star trek.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7ddb76368724854dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"because of my birthday we will play a game.\r\n\r\nits called listen to a really obscure 2deep4u indie album without vomiting.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7de1d6368720a15560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ddb76368724854dc0000#post_53f7ddb76368724854dc0000\r\nIs there one where there's only one hour long track that consists of repeating morse code that just says \"Russia\"?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7deeb63687271ec2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ddac6368727ac1c00100#post_53f7ddac6368727ac1c00100\r\nShots Fired!\r\n\r\n!http://static.portent.com/images/2012/03/spock-illogical.jpg!\r\n\r\nShut up Spock! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7dff663687209f2880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7de1d6368720a15560100#post_53f7de1d6368720a15560100\r\n\r\nthere is an album that uses bjork voice as instruments trough ALL of the tracks.\r\n\r\nanhother album that consist of slowed down 80´s music with windows 98 samples.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7e0656368720168600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7dff663687209f2880100#post_53f7dff663687209f2880100\r\nSuuu depp","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7e0ae63687223d1dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7e0656368720168600000#post_53f7e0656368720168600000\r\n\r\nthere is a song that uses tongue clicks to make music.\r\n\r\nand this\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Trout_Mask_Replica.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7ea626368726cacd30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yeah, eat that pizza bby","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7ecbd63687221bc310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ea626368726cacd30100#post_53f7ea626368726cacd30100\r\nI will eat YOU!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53f7ee0f636872118df60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/815/733/c31.png!!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/815/864/79e.gif!!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/815/752/9e7.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7f16b6368722aa3420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ee0f636872118df60000#post_53f7ee0f636872118df60000\r\n\"Don't poop on the floor\"\r\nI bet at least one kid had been forcefully resin'd because the robots thought it sprung a leak. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7f2666368725c7bea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐ \r\n░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄ \r\n░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄ \r\n░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄ \r\n░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀ \r\n░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀ THE GATES\r\n░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀ HAVE OPENED\r\n░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀ \r\n▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ THE SPOOKENING\r\n▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ HAS BEGUN\r\n░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄ \r\n░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄ SKELETRON\r\n░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄ SHALL RISE\r\n░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌\r\n░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█ \r\n░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█ \r\n░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7f2b46368724b0e110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7f2666368725c7bea0100#post_53f7f2666368725c7bea0100\r\nI bees spooped","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7f3e76368722aa3e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7f2666368725c7bea0100#post_53f7f2666368725c7bea0100\r\n2spoopy\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7f2b46368724b0e110100#post_53f7f2b46368724b0e110100\r\n[spoiler]I can't stop starring at your avatar[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7f535636872043c810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7f3e76368722aa3e90000#post_53f7f3e76368722aa3e90000\r\n[spoiler] I've had the same problem with pretty much all of my avatars except for crazy sylveon and king joe[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7f5c163687249c1d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]kind of having that too sometimes[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7f64a636872620bc70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The source of Too_Offensive's current avatar.\r\n[spoiler]!http://d.facdn.net/art/xnonax/1386526471.xnonax_guyyu3.png![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7fd1e63687265c7b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When the fuck did this turn into the fetish thread?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}