{"topics":[{"id":"543998836368726b16960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/ygYBoV.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54399a156368727e163c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543996906368726b16290100#post_543996906368726b16290100\r\nSlightly relevant, but the reason why you will never see Touhou characters fight with guns in a nutshell:\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/65/72/657278a0a6c74e86393fd8f11fc10684.jpg?1820587!\r\nYou would get metaphorically raped if you tried to fight a Touhou character with guns.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54399a18636872349b760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back from watching Castlevania 2-I mean, Dracula","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54399b5c6368720c7bd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399a18636872349b760100#post_54399a18636872349b760100\r\nFunny, I was just finished watching a history documentary on the Impaler.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399ba16368726d61920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399a156368727e163c0000#post_54399a156368727e163c0000\r\nUnless you're maybe Reisen. But she shoots with her fingers.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399bc763687266611b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok i decided to get up and make a mashup.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54399c11636872345cfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399a156368727e163c0000#post_54399a156368727e163c0000\r\nRising ultimate kuuga could probably take most of them down.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54399c756368722080490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399b5c6368720c7bd40100#post_54399b5c6368720c7bd40100\r\n\r\nDiscovery?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54399cff6368727e16ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399c11636872345cfc0100#post_54399c11636872345cfc0100\r\nFlandre can instantly obliterate things with a mere thought.\r\nYuyuko can invoke instant death.\r\nRemilia can control the fate of an individual.\r\nKeine can rewrite history.\r\nYukari can send them out of dimension.\r\nMokou and Kaguya are completely immortal and indestructible.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399d10636872408a280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399c756368722080490000#post_54399c756368722080490000\r\nYeah...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399d206368726421c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399c11636872345cfc0100#post_54399c11636872345cfc0100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399a156368727e163c0000#post_54399a156368727e163c0000\r\nRising ultimate kuuga could probably take most of them down.[/bq]\r\nIf we're talking kamen rider x touhou chances are they would befriend each other.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54399d686368722d278d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d206368726421c30000#post_54399d206368726421c30000\r\nEven the Ponies of FiM aren't this hospitable towards their foe.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399d8c6368722ea2750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d10636872408a280000#post_54399d10636872408a280000\r\n\r\nBitchin'","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54399e7463687276f0f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d206368726421c30000#post_54399d206368726421c30000\r\nConsidering that Godai is one of the kindest men in fiction, Yeah.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399cff6368727e16ae0000#post_54399cff6368727e16ae0000\r\n[spoiler]Vanilla ultimate form is more powerful than each of his previous forms, He can summon the weapons of the other forms, He has pyrokinesis, And his rider kick is capable of destroying the world.\r\n\r\nRising Ultimate is that but better.\r\n\r\nNow he probably woudn't be able to defeat those you mentioned, But It's not like It's completely hopeless.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54399e7e6368722ea2910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d8c6368722ea2750000#post_54399d8c6368722ea2750000\r\nI was bored...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54399f3b63687276f0170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d686368722d278d0100#post_54399d686368722d278d0100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d206368726421c30000#post_54399d206368726421c30000\r\nEven the Ponies of FiM aren't this hospitable towards their foe.[/bq]\r\nImagine if Fourze's crew met Touhou. . Wait scratch that imagine Gentaro meeting Yuugi. $100 on them having a epic fight then five minutes later everyone having a banquet together.  Kengo is a lot like Reimu in that neither of them would for the longest time willingly admit to being friends with the other characters until they understood the other characters and learned the power of friendship.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54399fbb63687208398d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399d8c6368722ea2750000#post_54399d8c6368722ea2750000\r\nWas it good? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54399ffb6368723de69c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399f3b63687276f0170100#post_54399f3b63687276f0170100\r\nWhich is why I'd love to live in a place like Gensokyo. Then again, maybe Equestria is also quite adventurous and carefree.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5439a08f6368725900c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399fbb63687208398d0100#post_54399fbb63687208398d0100\r\n\r\n\"Here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFPROUvFYU","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5439a18363687273ee500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54399fbb63687208398d0100#post_54399fbb63687208398d0100\r\n\r\nIt was a decent time waster.\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a08f6368725900c70100#post_5439a08f6368725900c70100\r\n\r\nKinda like that, but with some dumb decisions in-between","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5439a2176368724c2bde0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a08f6368725900c70100#post_5439a08f6368725900c70100\r\nOh god O-o\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a18363687273ee500100#post_5439a18363687273ee500100\r\nAt least I know it was decent! Now I wont feel bad watching it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5439a35563687208c7720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a2176368724c2bde0000#post_5439a2176368724c2bde0000\r\nIf you keep using the holy water stunning him until he dies. He is easily the easiest Dracula battle in Castlevania history. If you let him act, consider yourself dead.\r\n\r\n\"All Bloody Tears\":http://youtu.be/zVRJktHHiTM","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5439a47a636872572b2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a35563687208c7720100#post_5439a35563687208c7720100\r\nAnd Castlevania was this?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5439af3a636872420b610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5439a47a636872572b2f0100#post_5439a47a636872572b2f0100\r\nSimon's Quest NES.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5439b4f4636872042f260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No! I'm allergic to adorableness!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/219/601/1324323479001.gif!\r\n*R.I.P.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}