{"topics":[{"id":"540164786368726c8cf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So who does the cooking in a lesbian relationship?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]No one. They both eat out.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540164a46368726e5f0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401634c63687214d6b20100#post_5401634c63687214d6b20100\r\nThey are much bigger than baltan in that what-if scenario though.\r\n\r\nI have no idea what I'm going on about now.\r\n\r\n\"Baltan vs. Ultraman Taro in FER\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbUJLc3VQ3g","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5401650063687249ac590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Three gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They flip it upside down[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540165486368723771600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wall-e is such a wonderful romance story","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540165596368723509740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401650063687249ac590100#post_5401650063687249ac590100\r\n\r\nWhy are lesbian considered good tailors?\r\n\r\n[spoiler] They're experts at scissoring[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401657f636872299f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540165486368723771600000#post_540165486368723771600000\r\nIt REALLY is. Wall-E and Eve are just so freaking cute together","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540165cb63687260d50c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401657f636872299f780000#post_5401657f636872299f780000\r\ni almost cried at the end the first time watching it\r\n\r\ni havent seen it in a long time now actually","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540165f06368726c8c4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wall e made me cry","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5401661a6368724352700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540165cb63687260d50c0000#post_540165cb63687260d50c0000\r\nI think the most recent movie to make me cry was Pan's Labyrinth.\r\n\r\nBut then again I cry at the end of Titanic every time...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401664b636872299fbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401661a6368724352700000#post_5401661a6368724352700000\r\nthe last movie that made me cry\r\nwas Guardians of the Galaxy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540166746368722f15c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401664b636872299fbe0000#post_5401664b636872299fbe0000\r\n[spoiler]We. Are. Groot.[/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]TT^TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401667a636872065a4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i say cry\r\ni've never actually broken down sobbing\r\njust incredably sad and quiet individual tears","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401670663687256fb990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I have to get to bed. I need to be up early to get to my parents place.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401667a636872065a4a0100#post_5401667a636872065a4a0100\r\nGood night My love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540167356368726c8c9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401670663687256fb990100#post_5401670663687256fb990100\r\nyou as well my sweet\r\n*kisses*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401683b6368725c10b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to go to bed soon.  I've had a fun night; I've been trolling angry people by being overly extremely nice to them and it was getting them so hilariously angry incredibly fast to the point it was taking everything to focus on typing from how much I was laughing.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5401687b636872299fdd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401683b6368725c10b10100#post_5401683b6368725c10b10100\r\nHow has fourze been going? (I need to watch more Sun vulcan.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5401692e6368723ca1ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401687b636872299fdd0000#post_5401687b636872299fdd0000\r\nEpisode 27","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5401697b636872174f540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401683b6368725c10b10100#post_5401683b6368725c10b10100\r\nDon't let the bedbugs fight.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540169e16368722f153a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401692e6368723ca1ea0000#post_5401692e6368723ca1ea0000\r\nNice.\r\n\r\nIf it wasn't for the \"No downloads\" Thing, I would recommend Amazon next.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54016b5663687260d5f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm going to bed as well\r\nnight friends!\r\n*hugs*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54017097636872659c540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"In Soviet China, the boy rejects the girl\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KXzyqHuw8","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5401718d63687217c7e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Watching the new Rainbow Rocks clip all I could think of was \"Dirty commies are taking over!\"\r\n\r\nThat can't be a good sign...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401720863687258b36e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401718d63687217c7e30000#post_5401718d63687217c7e30000\r\nWhat made you think that?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540173276368724eb0c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401720863687258b36e0100#post_5401720863687258b36e0100\r\n\r\nSomething about that song... I didn't felt right with my dirty capitalist mind","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540177806368727062410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hmmmmm...\r\n\r\nGrieffon's been quiet lately.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}